random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neverendingmidi]

THIS IS AUTHORITARIANISM!!!!!! JUST LIKE MY PARENTS!!!!!!!

 

[PhoBingas]

Ive never drank so much whiskey I ACCIDENTALLY make a hostage video.

 

[Monolith]

It's like ass carpal tunnel.

 

[verygayFrogs]

If he's not fat he's not cartman

 

[Antipathy]

I don't know, shitting and pissing in diapers isn't much better than loli.

It's like ass carpal tunnel.

 

[Paul Barker!]

And the dog dick thing. The only dildo I own. Have been trying to take him fully since I first bought him in 2014, and that was my first time doing so; I get moods for anal and it's rare that I get those moods.

 

[CobraPlissken]

It's like ass carpal tunnel.

Edit: ninja'd.

 

[Maskull]

This is a lot better than the centipede nightmares and especially the maggot ones. Bring it on.

 

[Monolith]

Edit: ninja'd.

ass carpal tunnel is my thing, donut steel

 

[KiwiFuzz]

you suppose to take you hooker to the front desk so they can ID them if they try and steal you shit but, they also tell you if shes a ladyboy or not.

 

[Unog]

Catparty's Bait and Wait

Formerly Dynastia's Futas and Fuck

 

[Antipathy]

Oh shit is THAT what ACAB means? I thought it was some tranny thing that I didn't want to understand.

which sticker best describes visceral disgust

 

[verygayFrogs]

The best day of his life was when he jacked off to a stolen bra? That's telling.

I bet he throws batteries at women.

Have you thought about losing weight? FUCK NO!

Or one that can see their penis.

No autistic child ever objected to dinosaur tendies.

I like the idea that their kid is too retarded to know how to eat.

what is it about kiwi farmers with their obsessions about denigrating everybody? is it some peculiar paraphilia or just simply you're another angry autistic asshole who has to put other people down to keep from hating your ridiculously exceptional self?

Kids are getting porn faster than cocaine

person below is a jew

Why should a hunk of rock floating in the sky give a shit that you can't get pussy?

Ok but why go on a site mostly for images if you can't see shit.

Stop being autistic while you're at it.

>Asperger's
He deserved to be shot for stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistic people.

We have had enough human social justice, now we need fish social justice

Nah, he's just a horsefucker.

>stupid nigger can't even download a video from TikTok

tfw your so inbred your 11 year old doesn’t even know how to brush his teeth

 

[tranny2000]

Imagine walking in on someone having ghost sex and seeing their asshole get bigger and smaller on its own.

I can’t help it that Naruto is fat! Xe is just hungry!!

Casual reminder that demons aren't real

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Guess some Cali-kiwi is gonna have to throw themselves into the fire to preserve the age of autism.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The first time I read your post I only read this part before being distracted and thought you were advocating for fucking a 16 year old Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

 

[Local Fed]

Rap was the worst thing to happen in the late 20th Century.

Letting China rise above their proper station as a third-world shithole was a gigantic mistake.

 

[Lime Rogue]

Damn I ended up on kiwi farm I’m never looking up my username again

 

[Cuck Shack]

Jared has kids. Jared has a nephew who he also takes care of. His nephew jerked off onto an autistic childs panties. Did that clear up the confusion?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Has a baby ever tried to fuck you?