random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

I’ve also been ashamed to be a white, middle-aged man

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Somewhere an Asian man wakes up screaming and covered in sweat with no idea why.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"Attacking peoples access to pornography is cruel and heartless."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Attacking peoples access to pornography is cruel and heartless."

 

[Haramburger]

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"Neurodivergence isn't an excuse to not unlearning white supremacy, sexism, abuse, etc"

Dangerously close to the pinched Jake Alley nose

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Growing up, I knew a guy who’d carry tampons with him. I figured there must have been something to it because he’d always have at least four girls hanging around with him. But then one day I see him sad and alone. Turns out they realized he wasn’t gay.

 

[Muh Vagina]

Kiwifarms? More like cuckfarms.

EDIT: @secret watcher fuck off challenge

 

[Haffhart]

Well at least he's not an intersex dragon with three dicks and boobs the size of delivery trucks.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

And in the Name of Jesus I'll win this lawsuit

 

[MediocreMilt]

I try to avoid the Jim stuff because I end up sounding bitter on streams talking about it

 

[Lemmingwise]

Jewish media demonizing stuff like sardines and anchovies. The Jew fears the deenz - lots of protein for growing White bodies

 

[Antipathy]

Everything is fucking troons. Troons need to die and burn in hell.

If using KF makes me a fascist then REV UP THOSE CHAMBERS

He/Him Lesbians

I miss the days when Jin was a harmless weirdo devoted to his pony wife and not some degenerate masturbating in his own filth.

Damn, they dressed quasimodo up in pirate gear and let him out of his cage

It's kinda fucking hilarious that Twitter thinks that autists are almost always bumbling retards who piss and shit themselves, coming from an autist.

Remember, estrogen pills are life-saving, necessary health care that trans folx would literally die without.
So of course you buy the robot toys first.

help i have consistently revealed personal information, including the state of my genitals and the best part of my pathetic life story on the internet and people on the internet have read that information

Null will fly down in a chariot of coke zero and change your pronouns to xie/xyr if you keep fucking around with those words

I can't believe a whore who capitalises upon the breakdown of healthy relationships between men and women is capitalising upon the further breakdown of healthy relationships between men and women.

The Onlyfans slide comes hits hard. Months ago doing censored videos, now doing rape scenes in the woods.

See the thing tumblr doesn't understand about autists who "stim" by hand flapping and chewing is that any mental health organization worth their salt would redirect the patient's urge towards something less disruptive like leg bouncing or a little bit of rocking.
But they don't.
Because being autistic is another of their fetishes like being trans and having Borderline Personality Disorder. They're a bunch of fucking munchies.

Pugs, much like Kevin, live everyday in agony and their existence is a sick joke.

 

[Niggercat 0w0]

"İ've always had a sexual attraction to black kıds only but i'm not a pedophile i've never acted on my fetish for black kıds only"

 

[LurkTrawl]

Someone has made fun of your idol who can't see his own dick when he goes to piss in his basement drain.

 

[OttoWest]

@Buffalo Bill

"You are now comparing me to Buffalo Bill which is actually one of my triggers."

 

[TFT-A9]

>makes username Buffalo Bill
>gets upset when compared to Buffalo Bill

...what

 

[MediocreMilt]

>makes username Buffalo Bill
>gets upset when compared to Buffalo Bill

...what

Person of Interest gonna Person of Interest

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

>makes username Buffalo Bill
>gets upset when compared to Buffalo Bill

...what

Cows enjoy providing free milk.

 

[Lurk]

Do you guys understand that all I was trying to do was find a 12 year old to marry?

Winning for me was just to marry a 12 year old.

I can't choose just one, they're both equally

 

[AnOminous]

>makes username Buffalo Bill
>gets upset when compared to Buffalo Bill

...what

Mods changed his name to that and gave him that avatar. Because it triggers him. And he thinks for some reason saying something is his "trigger" isn't going to make people just do it even more.