random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Apparently being locked in a basement is a sexuality now.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He's a photo-negative of the Hamburglar.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Bumble should stop this discrimination. All of my friends have gotten banned.

Larry the fatcamp organiser. Terry the liposuctionist. Bob the whale hunter.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You are making the Racoon and the squirrel saddened enough to greave and embrace each other!!!!!

 

[LurkTrawl]

This is rare, highly enriched autism. The International Autism Energy Agency had to bring out autism counters to this guy's house because there was a fear of autism proliferation.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's lots of things out there. That doesn't mean you need to stick your dick in them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I feel like the true issue here is hamplanets misusing the word curvy

I have lipophobia and I find this highly problematic.

 

[CockPockets]

While your boner is confused my boner is being hacked off with a broken windshield wiper and it feels so fine!!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We put the "Oi" in "Paranoia.

 

[White Baby]

You've been reading too much anime porn. I've had about 15-20 sex partners in my relatively short life (sometimes we got freaky on the very first "date")

Why, you honestly think everyone here's a virgin/avid consumer of cartoon porn?

Question - if you pay for the nudez, does it still count?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Like many trans women before me, I find myself looking at V's penis and wondering what the point of it is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The world’s ethical human cannibal fetishists don’t want it either.

Cannibalism is also a symbol of intimacy. In essence, desiring to eat someone is saying “I want you inside me, forever.”

Never change, A+N, never change.

 

[MediocreMilt]

oh there's many reasons why we shouldn't have blacks in the us but seeing what happens when you cater to them

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Take the AOC challenge!

 

[Souroti]

"Laughing hysterically while touching myself"
"My post got rated , today i beat the internet"
"It's antisemitic to not let us rob you, goy"
"the assholes on that fascism discussion site, kiwifarms"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

My phone is being compromised by Gypsy mistake Temnentation.

 

[JethroTullamore]

LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Aww kiwis are so empathetic and polite, we were all like, let's be nice he's probably retarded <3 uwu

 

[MediocreMilt]

We bring good things to life.

 

[Enoby Way]

"It's not a wound itching to seal up. That's not how the human body works."

--said by Kevin Gibes about his amhole.