random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

I’ve slept with people with herpes before.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They think they're some kind of noble voice for their demographic when they just confirm every negative stereotype and proudly share it with the world.

 

[Antipathy]

It sounds like a nightmare that even with extreme mental illness he's miserable in. Imagine an insane asylum where the patients run things and demand shitty-diapered anal sex on a daily basis, shooting you if you don't comply, miles and miles away from civilization. You couldn't give me a million a month to live in his situation and be the person he is.

The franken-hole is where the other labia should be. Like, imagine a dead body with the bottom jaw blown clean off from a successful 41% attempt, rotate that 90 degrees, and you have an approximation of this particular neovagina disaster.

 

[DuckSucker]

"Ummmm airing out your vagina and lower stomach is more of an at home activity in popular opinion"


I just read this on reddit lol fuck

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I blame Health At Any Size for inventing this kind of thinking. This is exactly the same thing except instead of being fat it's having chlamydia.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

the other 10% being power leveling and overnight oats recipe recommendations

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

I am a disgruntled, disgraced army vet who is now brutally honest, can fight and suffers from existentialism.

 

[Neko GF]

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH MENTALLY ILL TRANNY DEMON HACKERS

 

[RollerGator]

It is the year 2121, there are 3 Japanese people left on Earth. One demands the other two create Nintendo games until they die. This is how Japan ends, not with a bang, but a bingbing wahoo!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Lol haha XD haha
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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

But it's like riding a warm brown waterbed in an earthquake and trying to thread the needle with your tongue at the same time.

If disabilities are added I will demand evil sims be able to mock them or hurt them. Push wheelchair down stairs kinda thing.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SISSY COCK HYPNOSIS TRAINING

All stones can have negative effects if you throw them hard enough.

 

[verygayFrogs]

one time i saw some porn that really flustered me and i got quite upset because they are moral inferiors

*SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET, A SUICIDE FETISHIST BEGINS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING*

Another check in the "why you should not send your kids to public school" column.

So what your trying to say is your a retarded nigger apologist.

RESPECT IT AND WORSHIP IT BIGOT

 

[Cuck Shack]

so they just pull the ol' pickle surprise and hope for the best.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm a decent human being who unlike Trump and his minions, has done nothing to require forgiveness.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

-Stephanie the Womb Wizard

 

[Monolith]

Giving a normie KF is like giving a nun a vibrator. They'll say it's evil, but they are going to poke around a bit and decide they like it. In secret.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

BUNNIES DON'T HAVE TOE BEANS YOU RETARD

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

5 steps? Lady, your average American can't handle a 3-step frozen pizza without burning down the house, and one of those steps is "Don't eat the box it came in"

Bitch is as fucked up as a football bat.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Giving a normie KF is like giving a nun a vibrator. They'll say it's evil, but they are going to poke around a bit and decide they like it. In secret.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

LMFAO imagine ending your marriage to own the libs