random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

If I was commander in chief of a fascist militia I wouldn't go around inflating people's tyres.

 

[High-Functioning Autism]

I can literally stick my finger in my own urethra!

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

"Hey Alexa, how to say "it burns when I pee" when I have a 400-word count essay to write?"

Have the invisible fascist militia released an invisible manifesto?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Battle cry from the troonches
“If I die here, and listen I won’t die easy, but if I do, it will be defending who and what I love I’ve made my peace and will gladly bleed to move the line forward and show that bullies will not rule the day”

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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Battle cry from the troonches
“If I die here, and listen I won’t die easy, but if I do, it will be defending who and what I love I’ve made my peace and will gladly bleed to move the line forward and show that bullies will not rule the day”

ok you pissant

The day that Wendy's starts posting ironic Hitler memes or quoting black crime statistics on Twitter is the day I'll prolly start eating Wendy's.

I love how this place can now study SRS surgery results with autistic precision and attribute the work to various surgeons in the same way an Art Historian can determine a work by Leonardo Da Vinci. Never change you guys.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Since you complain about having sex with children all the time, it took me a moment to realize you meant the person this time.

shut up, nigger, and get out of my country.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Its like having sex with Chubacca and his pissing and sh*tting on you after.

For the story behind this horiffying quote

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sugar-daddies-and-sugar-babies.86133/post-8525565

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

When liberals become victims of a crime, they should be met with "call a social worker". Make it the new "learn to code".

 

[Monolith]

Ginger Male Market Failure might be a bit niche for the FBI, perhaps just a nonstop loop of that "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" audio clip?

 

[NyQuilninja]

It sounds like the four horsemen of the apocalypse encounter in the original fallout games.....except this time they're paranoid troons with guns and riding alpacas

@WonderWino

 

[Bionicle of War]

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"It's fascinating to me how a gamer could believe in free will"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

a pack of goosestepping oompa-loompas

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"You mean that dude that helped rape a service dog?"
"No, the dude who killed his human pup by inflating his balls with silicone."
"Oh, right. That dude."

 

[Antipathy]

The only proper burial Barb deserves is being dumped in a ditch.

Late to the party but this nigga is THIRTY-THREE? I thought he was mid forties. Jesus Christ

I really hope it's this because the mental image of a pack of goosestepping oompa-loompas is really funny to me.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Imagine being the guy driving the black SUV and having to tell your boss you're going to be late because your car got 9/11'd on the way to work.

I sure hope their car insurance covers kamikaze strikes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I still don't see any mention of piss in this thread. @Keranu

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It's actually 5 small fascists who can combine into a mega-fascist with a grappling hook arm and a built in boombox. Jackboots and Alpaca-poison sold seperately.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

he's just a delusional, narcissistic hermit scamming retards out of their welfare checks. At least he doesn't abuse children or animals.

 

[Banworld]

A troll started insulting me for being gay, which I don't mind.

 

[Antipathy]

Laser focused weaponized autism is coming straight your way, Andrew. Be afraid.

Every time I see this thread move I click on hoping to see an arrest.

Wait. How many pedophile forums and sites are you visiting?

If y'all wanna power level me, go ahead but I lived next to a drag queen club house when I was 14-15. I used to watch grown ass men in dresses get all methed up and fist fight in the streets at 3 in the morning.

you know there are shorter ways to tell us that you are homosexual, have abused drugs, and aren't picky when on meth.

Dude looks like Lovecraft wrote him.
"I made no motion, but stood rigidly still, my horrified eyes fixed upon the floor ahead"

It took you, a woman in her late 20s, the better half of three years to finally sod off and move the fuck on with your life instead of roleplaying 24/7 with a middle aged transvestite.