random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kiwi Nuggets]

I consider myself politically moderate, but Nigel did it for me.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I just call male Karens "Karen" too. Gender is a social construct after all.

 

[Tzeentch]

The Kiwi Farms is the Ron Paul of the Internet. We tried to warn you and you didn't listen, so don't call this a grave: it's the future you chose.

 

[Friendly Futa]

We need to focus on one major thing. Do we have the house layout of the place the 10 year old was tortured and raped in?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Laughed at dead people at the museum

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nice prostate, stupid.

tbh they should just the account and the IP

 

[Meat Target]

So you voluntarily carry a card that advertises your crotch rot?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Are you really surprised that an entire generation of people whose literary exposure peaks at Harry Potter engage in teenage delusions into their 20's and 30's?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"White supremacists threatens us today because of the decisions Kiwi Farms has made along with Reddit."

 

[JethroTullamore]

I'm a successful, happy, well balanced, normal furry communicating with people who would kill to live a single day in my shoes.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

No, you need your gold star on your coat or no donuts for you!!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Jose. It was me who put that turd in your bunk. I didn't like how you fash'edly took my jello."

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I have become even more horny for milf tits

The reason Whites are going extinct is exemplified by the fucking grotesque comments in this thread.

Its disgusting that they would take advantage of and do that to someone so old.

Future archeologists dig up the remains, label them male. The final hate crime.

People who use the term Latinx are the same people who wash paper plates and eat wet food from the sink.

I'm just waiting for the money shot of alpacas eating some troon's brains out of its skull after the inevitable Jonestowning

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"White supremacists threatens us today because of the decisions Kiwi Farms has made along with Reddit."

That's a parody, insh'Allah.
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Many of my comrades nodded their heads silently. We painfully remember the Fortnite affair.

It's a quote from one of Guillaume Labelle's books, so atsimu is to be expected.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Covid 2: Alpaca Boogaloo

 

[Hitman One]

For my birthday, one of my friends bought me Tinder Plus as a joke, and part of it lets you see whose swiped right on you. Almost exclusively it was black trannies.

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm wearing a nazi hoodie rn(it's comfy) and you can find copious amounts of that sorta art on deviantart. It seems abnormally plain honestly.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I fucking detest these fuckers and "y'all" online is pretty much shorthand for "I am a complete fucking faggot (and a white Northerner), please fuck my face."

Now you get to live in fear of your prostate for the rest of your life.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a girldick burping yogurt into your butthole forever.

 

[JustSomeDong]

More autism than a Thomas the Tank Engine fidget spinner on the end of the Bad Dragon dildo jammed into a troon in programmer socks watching Star Trek.