random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

JULAY! Meatball, cope balls? But death?

Sincerely,
Hitler

 

[WalterPresson96]

Bolbi Stroganovsky is kinda hot.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If this site ever dies it will be because the community killed itself in some retarded purity spiral.

The prophesy must be documented.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Hahahaha -- FUCK YOU JOSHUA MOON. I couldn't be happier reading this!

Praise YHWH!!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

antidisestablishmentarianism

 

[tranny2000]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

dammit he's OUR shitty grooming manchild

 

[Meiwaku]

Your skin color
Is so divine
And so is mine
And thus together we shine

Your skin color
Is just so passed down
Every color's a crown
No matter white, black, or brown

Your skin color
Is just a box containing a gift
And as one we'll make the shift
That the box is making the rift

Your skin color
Is just a rainbow in disguise
Cause you've had every color as your eyes
It's time the gift become the surprise

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I actually love this guy just because he's clearly a JoJo villain escaped into our dimension.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Fuck you, I'm still using chigger in polite conversation.

 

[Meat Target]

I have no Islamic Content rating, and I must Allahu akbar.

I hate your PFP. If I saw someone making that face in public I would literally kill them. That's probably why you picked it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Use a VPN, encrypt your DNS, randomize your MAC address every couple of hours, and stop sucking dick in bathrooms fag lmfao.

If you go far enough right, you realize that you are a socialist, but a whole other breed from the commie type.

 

[Local Fed]

Faps are temporary
Banana peppers are also temporary but very tasty

Sometimes you just gotta be an asshole.

My God. That one schizo guy was right about carbonation all along.

It's difficult to care about world events when your DarkSydePhil fan wiki is at risk of going under.

Invasions can be disabled by turning off the wifi or unplugging your ethernet cable.

I never say nigger. Here or anywhere.

But saying troon, deadnaming, and willfully misgendering?

 

[Aunt Carol]

On the one hand she apparently changed the locks after he left... on the other hand, tendies.

 

[WolfeTone]

Hell is actually just Australia.
Now I have to shitpost and dodge deadly stingrays for all eternity

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Bloitzhole]

booger eating fortifies the immune system.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Eating boogers may boost immunity, scientist suspects

Canadian biochemist says there may be good reason kids like to taste things that come out of their noses -- and he's looking for study volunteers

www.cbsnews.com

 

[verygayFrogs]

ANIMALS CANNOT CONSENT.

How many times do we need to explain to you freaks that animals and children CANNOT CONSENT.

that kid should get a medal, not a sentence, for capping that faggot with a rifle

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Hughmingous pedophile. I think around half BIPOC females have been molested.

ANOTHER ONE TO THE KILL COUNT

fuck off glownigger.

I've never seen the written form of gargling on a cock put this succinctly.

Is this the chat where we say the n word

 

[Aunt Carol]

Basically, it's Japanese sexual blackface.