random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

If Chris goes to jail for HOT BBW LESBIAN MILF RAPE it will be a very depressing ending to a very depressing story.

I'm not a fucking social worker or teacher homie.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I should've been a navy seal... at least then I could murder whoever I want and have unlimited crack...

This reads so masturbatorily that I wonder if she's turned cucumber richard into a pickle.

 

[Meat Target]

Why should I do anything but laugh at a platform, and the people on it, that gives any legitimacy to a fat, ugly, jobless, lying, deadbeat dad, and vexatious litigant?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To quote a meme That's Obama.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We have a reputation to maintain, after we forced that world-renowned video game developer to commit suicide.

God imagine the unclit burrowing through your musty sugar walls

Uhmph

Ya'll niggas think Barb moans out Bob's name when Chris is 360 spinning that greyed Arby's roast beef tip with his baby fists?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Emo Crow Fumikage

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Please tell me incest is illegal in his state. What the fuck.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Have you ever smelled the blood of a grasshopper or a beetle, that's cilantro and it's shit and should stay the fuck away from my salsa and burritos.

 

[Emo Crow]

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@Emo Crow Fumikage

Look, ma, I'm famous!

 

[Tour of Italy]

Mother-son incest is extremely common in the south, as well as in my "porn favorites" bookmark folder. So I don't see the problem.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yeah I'm thinking "Chris Chan literally raped his dementia patient octogenarian mother" is officially too much internet for one day.

 

[Meat Target]

Future editions of law books should have a chapter called “Why you don’t let your client run his fat mouth about a lawsuit” and it should just be this picture.

 

[Coelacanth]

Dammit, Null. The least you could've done was let me quote @Pineapple Fox before locking the first CWC bangs his mom thread.

Yes seniors are sluts.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't know whether to kill myself, start laughing hysterically, or jerk off. Maybe I should do all three.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Befriend The Penis​

 

[Meat Target]

I regret ever learning about Chris-chan in the first place.

I regret ever calling myself trans or questioning my gender identity, Christ Almighty please forgive my sins

Congrats to everyone reading this for not killing yourself yet

Barb is pregnant with the antichrist

It’s like the Hills Have Eyes except the murder is replaced by troonery.

The internet, even if for a small amount of time, has united and healed thanks to your acts of complete and utter degeneracy.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm gonna go against the grain for a minute and come ahead to defend the trans people getting uppity about misgendering Chris.
Chris is an awful human being. Chris has done unspeakable things and needs to be committed to a mental ward. But I do see where trans people come from when they get upset about misgendering her.
A lot of these people are just otherwise nice, regular human beings who happen to be trans. They don't want their identity to be miscontrued. When somebody who has done bad things adopts a gender identity, regardless of what they've done, disrespecting what that person identifies as would effectively be a personal insult since it implies anybody can be ignored for what they identify as.
I'm not gonna expect anybody else here to really care, or even agree with me on this, but I personally feel discussing and belittling somebody shouldn't lead to throwing shade on a community they're a part of. That's all.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Local Virginia transwoman rapes his mother and owns libtards forever"

 

[NyQuilninja]

Translation - I ain't knowin' what I'm doin' ya honkey ass crackas!

In regards to critical thinking... that's been destroyed for the past 40 years now. Neither party wants critical thinking skills because then the kids might realize how bullshit both of them are.

Christine Weston Chandler put in an order for a uterus that squirts Fanta and semen.

I just want a registry of chicks who got abortions so me and my bros don't eat any crypt pussy

Yes now we thin people can feed on the fat by licking their energy rich sebum off their skin~~~

Incense: Lighted
Chakras: Aligned
Tea: Brewed
Crystals: Charged

It's woman moment time

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Like lol, you only have one butthole, you don’t need enough dragon dildos to make a fucking rainbow.

Still, the fact that RoosterTeeth has more creative bankruptcy than GW is an achievement of pure autism.

Its official. One of you brave Kiwis is gonna have to go deep cover and troon out to infiltrate the tranch so you can feed us insider info. Do it for the lulz.

it kinda blows my mind that a group of horny Japanese film students in the 80’s started making big robot titty animation for Tokyo TV and now half way around the world a massive fat slob who thinks he’s the sexy big titty girl character and printing there logo on his firearms.

“B-b-but it now looks like the sexy girl from the cartoon who is literally me!”

I have never used the horrifying rating so emphatically as right now. It looks like a psychadelic 70s fantasy comic where the background is a sickly forest of rainbow colored mushrooms.

also the girl is 14

It almost goes without saying that any waifu a troon is obsessed with is underage because they're an undiluted batch of pedos unsullied by attraction to adults.

That's anime for ya. If it ain't jailbait, it's the "It's not pedophilia because she's actually older than she looks" club.