random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

My expensive juicer didn't work out, so I'm going to pivot to alleyway cocksucking.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I don't jerk off all day. I only cum once. Not even everyday

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

so you see, when those muslims attack women by throwing acid on their face, they are just helping her fight the patriarchy

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Science is just a very effective process for figuring out facts. It isn't supposed to be a new God. The people who think that way are neither good at moral nor scientific thought.

Physiognomy is way off, he looks like a fat Tim Pool now. I hate it.

Boy she better hope that phoney baloney doesn't develop keloids.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Becoming a troon is not enough. Troons post here too.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know I come off like I'm jumping at shadows a lot lately but you've gotta admit when you look under the counter and see the bleach and ammonia containers right next to each other it makes you itch all over, doesn't it?

If two gorgeous glowy guys show up at your door, don't give them to the freaks.

 

[Enoby Way]

Please tell me she's wearing pants. Please. Just lie to me if you have to.

In the Chantal thread, after someone got upset that we were talking about an autistic pony-fucking orbiter for ten pages:

Imagine...creating an entire forum based around a pony fucking autismo (and us throwing $ into a GFM to send them to some PonyFuckers'Con shit all the way across the country)...

Imagine...a whole forum founded to document an autismo who's Interwebs fames-to-shame include "creating" an "Original Character" by conflating Sonic with Pikachu, larping that they're a True and Honest wyman because of their "LoveQuest" fail, and now...that they've been fucking their mother) and sperging about them on that forum for almost an entire fucking decade.

The Farms scrupulously verifies. It also blows shit way out of proportion, and loves a good hate fuck. None of this is new.

Chantal, quoted VERBATIM by TerracottaPah.

"People are being lied to- and not by me, that's whats stupid."

And the absolute winner:

she graduated high school (where picking up on social cues is very important, from the stories I read here)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

DSP outlasted the Afghan government.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

If Rich Evans can get laid, you can too.

Look at this idiot spoonfeeding loss

I am become piss.

Hey, it's 2012: the year the world didn't end!
Fuck, ninja'd

Do you motherfuckers have just folders full of animals making Jewish expressions to shitpost with all day? If so, well played.

Holy shit guys, I think this is my Hitler moment

They believe that when you milk a cow, you rape it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FAG

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

Eat shit post-merger. You grew up without a daddy. We had to experience ours leave to buy cigs and get cancer.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Glad to see the brain trust has established that it was definitely rape and has now moved on to determining whether it was cool rape or bad rape.

Wanna see me shove that medallion up my ass?

My pronouns are the n-word

DSP outlasted the Afghan government.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

No, I have deleted all of my arthur porn since then. Please stay on topic

 

[Return of the Freaker]

OK what area did they apply stiches to? I don't think anal rape works like that

The embodiment of waking up at three am and becoming a cheese goblin

Sounds like someone needs a hearty bowl of Isis-K in the morning.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This assdust person writes like some low IQ black kid who just found out the internet exists.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

She told everyone you raped her and now you told twitter - great!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" is a great song to sing at karaoke because if you forget the lyrics you can just mumble nonsense and so long as you keep the emphasis and tune the same nobody will be able to tell the difference

Jesus... this guy cuts his own dick off and saves the world, and where's the gratitude?!

At the same time there is some due diligence and acknowledgment of risk that needs to be had when sticking your dick in random openings in a wall and something unseemly can happen.

Dear State of California: I am an active crack addict. If you give me $2000 a month, I will stop smoking crack. Thank you.

In all honesty, the more of these "FFS" procedures I see, the more I'm convinced it's all just a scam and they're just put under sedation, slapped around a bit and wrapped up.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FAG

That flag is the latinx of flags.

That head must have really really hurt on the way out

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I can't pull out and nut on a squirrel what's the point?

Sex with women is for fags

Yogi may come and steal your lives.

"If she's not peeing on you as you question the legality of continuing to have sex with someone who evidently lost half their IQ points midway, what's the point?"

I dunno man, this whole "sex" thing sounds more complicated than it seems at first glance.