random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I think the fact that we have some nigger with an Invasion Of The Body Snatchers avatar giving more well researched evidence than pretty much anyone else in MSM is darkly hilarious.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

BPD woman having sex with large pig man is a big win for the gay community.

 

[Cilleystring]

"Skordas obviously feels impassioned to take on any case involving Plaintiff. It's like a shark smelling blood. When Greer's name in mentioned, it's like Skordas is summoned to answer the call of duty." - Russell Greer, from his latest court filing against Null and KF

"The rape of children is bad but these moral panics aren't helping." - Jacob Blaustein @ryu289

There are some other great Blaustein quotes as well but currently too lazy to go back and find them

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

For that much it better come with a big tittied fat butt midget to suck my cock while I fire it.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

What’s AGP? Does that mean “a girly personality”?

 

[ryu289]

"The rape of children is bad but these moral panics aren't helping." - Jacob Blaustein @ryu289

Notice how this lolcow forgot the link at the end.

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[A Gay Retard]

Notice how this lolcow forgot the link at the end.

I wouldn't be throwing the word lolcow around if I was the subject of a thread in Prospering Grounds that was already on page 6.

 

[contradiction of terns]

I've never suggested a random.txt before, but this was way too good. From this thread.

“Do you remember that episode from Centaurworld with the crying whale? Well, your mom struggled with a lot of similar feelings.”

 

[SCSI]

@Law (from HERE)

Mental illness can sometimes lead to a chronic lack of pants.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Jewish hands typed this post.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Look at them pedos, that;s the way you do it, you play a woman and you teach grade 3

that aiiiint workin you get your hormones for nothin and you still stand to pee

Troonery mixed with Dire Straits. Something I never realized I wanted in my life until now.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Goddammit my notifications on this thread didn't go off and I'm pissed I missed the Allah posts.

 

[stupid frog]

@GothSloth
-- Salon chat --
@Easy Peasy, At least she has a hobby, unlike our gorls. 2 if you count beating kids as a hobby (and I do).

 

[Mal0]

I'd beat the shit out of women for free.

- @HymanHive (x)

Can't quote properly so have to do it this way, sorry frens.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not apologizing for double posting. If any of you need a laugh, I grabbed the wrong cup and took a fat swig of Italian House dressing and am now miserable

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Looks like a great way to irradiate your balls.

 

[Flim Flam]

And that is also why Nader can walk all over her and shove a broom up her ass without repercussions.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Which A & H regular did this?