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[Aunt Carol]

Also, never forget she's a deadbeat astral parent who left her astral baby in the care of Richard Ramirez.

Who logs onto the internet and thinks "I better tell a group of strangers about my moms pussy cancer"?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ticket to HRT is my favorite Beatles song

Xe's gotta ticket to PRIDE

 

[LurkTrawl]

DONT JEW OPEN INSIDE

 

[Gentlebastard]

You were killed by Pat's Fart Blanket.

He has literally called himself a non-offending pedophile, and says being a pedo who jerks off to kids isn't as bad as the Pests trolling Pat and calling him fat.

a living parody of an online atheist, right down to wearing a trilby to go to pro-life events to argue with Christians and founding what he calls a Free Thinkers Club (not making this up) for people who agree with him on everything

He then married an ugly woman 17 years his junior who posts constantly about having explosive diarrhea multiple times a day.

That’s what good trolling is. Icarus needed to climb before he fell, so too must a cow.

There’s a series of decisions made to get to that point and all of them are purposeful and poorly thought out.

Platonic ideal of niggercattle.

Curing my hysteria

You have no "hyster", mister.

And of course he had to warn his audience that it's not really his toilet he is arguing with on twitter.

You know, if the fumes from your cooking are so caustic that they start to dissolve the flesh off your face, you've probably made a mistake somewhere.

a group of trans woman is called a dev team

the only reason I mention this is because I’m glad I can provide such a niche way to insult a horrible person

Being a Jehovah's Witness is almost as bad as being a tranny.

Wake up babe, more manmade horrors beyond your comprehension have dropped.

I don't care if it's all made up, I want every single one of them marched up to the gallows.

We're both now enjoying prison for felonious misgendering of food.

"By the way, if you see me arguing with my toilet on Twitter, it's not actually my toilet it's a cyberstalker terrorist cult and they are going to be arrested any day now."

I am sorry for dubbleposting. I will learn how to multi quote in one reply, one day. Maybe.

1337 was from a simpler, more innocent time
looking back, the way people used it to appear edgy and hardcore is weirdly endearing to me even though it is objectively retarded

 

[Shlomo XL]

The corpse has the most opsec out of any of them.

 

[Poonocchio]

I am choosing to be amused rather than angry that this entitled man child thinks that taxpayers should cover him becoming the world's ugliest and least functional blowup doll.

@AfghanBlue
I have never seen my dad's dick or my mother's vag, at least since last my eyeball squeezed through it, I guess.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I went to a school where we were graded on our artwork quality, and I kept getting marked down for being "too anime".

Drama for clicks. The algorithm demands extremes. Love/hate/fear.
Live by the clicks, die by the clicks.

 

[Skitarii]

My ex-husband brainwashed me

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How does someone make 3500 dollars a month, live in their mom's basement, and not have money?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

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Imagine getting brainwashed by a man who keeps a toilet in the middle of his bedroom.

 

[Skitarii]

eat catler's doodoo if you want to live

 

[Croaking Spider]

To be as fair as possible, they're 11 rather than 9, and it's a train rather than an orgy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

cognito blergo bum

 

[Meat Target]

Retarded psycho incest midget rappers are about as Ohio as you could possibly get.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The first things was just treated as is, no fanfare and the second was looked at more carefully since it's probably bestiality, but didn't get too melodramatic about it and certainly didn't make it about a fetish thing, they just loved each other.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

When you feel grief course through you, call the grief a nigger.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I do have some spare cash but my drug dealer is offering a Prime day discount, so…

This sand negress has a classic witch's profile

"I want to bring out techers to create quality leaming enviarments thats only the teaches and prants,"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Reminds me of the BBS days, when I had never heard of a troon.

Faggotry was more wholesome(?) then.

Soyjack: posting about gangstalking and mind control on Reddit with bad opsec
Gigachad: posting about gangstalking and mind control on your LinkedIn and publicly advertising your phone number

This retard is seriously trying to say that sucking dick, perhaps the gayest thing a man can do short of literally getting fucked in the ass, isn't gay.

The mans life is a punchline to the worlds worst joke.

They don't let you shoot heroin, drink beers, and smoke crack all day in Texas jails.

Are you implying stunning trans women can’t have PCOS? Stop gatekeeping women’s health.

the total lack of “hey, I’m no longer able to sit within three feet of this dinner table because my humongous gut is in the way. Maybe I should only order one entree.” is absolutely wild to me

Just harmless interstitial lung disease!

annoying in that idealistic retard way where the fence post is so up their ass they can't even sit still

I don't totally agree with his take either but he managed to not sound so retarded

I'll say this much, as a Jew myself, I hope Israel glasses all of the Islam and fuck the Jews at the same time.

The real question is how much of them is just someones creative writing jerk off material?

Glass the entire Middle East. #SaveTheForeskins

Can't believe the "are traps gay" debate from early 4chan has escalated to this.

Better to be a faggot in passive denial than a tranny in active delusion.

If the guy who wrote this sees this somehow, I have one question. Have you found Narnia yet? Because you're deep in the closet Cocksucker

Bet he's ecstatic at the fact his fantasy about firebombing Palestinians is coming true.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I forget how full of retards this website is.

 

[Clotso Coof]

At least a hillbilly can raise a dog without giving it enough drugs to kill Jim Morrison.