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[Fathomless Eminence]

Fuck you, nigger, i'm a sweetheart.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Hi Matt!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>doctors say I'm dead
>friends say I'm dead
>family says I'm dead
>society says I'm dead
>boyfriend says I'm dead
>my legal documents say I'm dead
>some random incel on 4chan says I don't count it's not real shut up you fucking chud *ban for off topic posting*

Well I guess that settles it

 

[Rotollo 2]

The fence up my ass feels nicer than all the cocks in your mouth.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Being a narcissistic wolf tranny larping as Paul Blart makes you more oppressed than black people.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

salty spoiled fat fujo spic virgin rage.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Unless IH stands for Immortal Hitler I do not have an interest in worshipping him.

 

[Haffhart]

If I read the thread correctly, it was all a psyop by some troll.

Create a burner and bully these fuckers like a true Farmer.

as if they were Martin Luther nailing their 95 theses on the door of the roblox cathedral

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Clarence Thomas also hates niggers, I don't see the issue here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wish my asshole could send stalkers to prison.

 

[Meat Target]

You know way too much about self lighting pussy bulbs.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Kind of a Bugs Bunny bit, but more rape and suicide.

 

[MugolEx]

Maddox is a gay, bald nigger with AIDS...

In light of recent events

Actually the last time you got this kind of crap was Featured Content at the end of August 2023:


in which Maddox cries about Justin Whang of youtube fame supposedly plagiarizing shit like other people's coverage of the Max Headroom Signal Hijacking Incident of '87, but when you watch the whole thing he veers off course and reveals that he spent 3+ years making a two-hour video, is still mad about Dick, and hilariously tries to take a swipe at the Farms but instead posts the greatest summary of his current characteristics & accidentally memes on himself:
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Both this and hbombergoy's videos are ostensibly good videos on the subject of stealing content, but they're both done by lolcows who ramble too long and love the smell of their own farts. If you like this Feature, you'll like the old stuff too. Fun 50+ pages and it gets you up to speed for Maddox's NEW feature that dropped same day as this one. Link here for posterity.

 

[Pedophobe]

Its becoming ever more certain that this will end either with the ambulance or the police car.

As always, all of the people in this story have yellow teeth.

Never go balldo, kids.

Feels like only yesterday he shilled convert your 401k into a gold racket run by a persian pornographer.

 

[Hitman One]

No, stalker, you did not get beat up by African men screaming "this is MAGA country."
Enjoy prison.

The Talmud says we can have our cake and eat it too. It would be anti-Semitism to claim otherwise.

I like to be informed when making fun of retards so that I can tailor my shitposts for maximum sneeding efficiacy.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I am autistic, twitter troon. I will dedicate hours of my life calling you gay and citing government documents. I’ll do it all day, I got sugar cookies, milk and Fallout 4. I am comfy cozy and I don’t give a fuck.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Render unto me thine tophats.

If I have to suffer reading this shit, so do you.

Can't a nigga just watch his soul destroying, mind rotting simulated sex in peace? Smh.

I never knew I needed Kermit with a M4 Carbine until now, fuck yeah

Lookit dem tiddys

The fact that anyone believes the narrative media at this point actually causes me migraine-like pain.

He could, and has, stated “the Earth is round” and all I can think is how much I want this FAGGOT to shut the fuck up because he’s such a FAGGOT.

Our planet and its future is now basically held hostage by young males recruited into 4chan’s hate army by Elon Musk and extremist online podcasters like Joe Rogan and Tim Pool.

What an amazing sentence. I've been staring at it for 5 minutes now laughing.

Rare instance where I side with the internet-tough-guy-posting. Never thought I'd see the day. Then again I never thought I'd see men with entire rooms dedicated to porn.

“Polyamory, pfft. Sounds like some shit only rich white people do.” - my Filipino friend. He‘s pretty correct in that assessment.

“Listen, lady” is always such a persuasive start that absolutely won’t get a woman angry with you.

I wish my asshole could send stalkers to prison. Pat should feel honored he has such a superpower

"Her" pronouns are sexual/predator or public/menace

 

[vomitusdeux]

Normal people would just call that midgets with tits

Have you tried not being white? It's very liberating.

Borrowing/Lending money on reddit seems like an awful, awful idea.

Help! my (27m) girlfriend (25f) wants me to cum on her teddy bears

Cartoon porn is the only thing that pacifies the Japs to keep them from doing another Pearl Harbor and Rape of Nanjing.

Null sniffed my fart through a computer monitor once, I saw it.

Null gave me a reacharound while he was boypegging my boypussy even though I said he didn't have to. I came gallons.

My first girlfriend had fairly severe stress incontinence and, well, my brain decided that it was a turn-on. It also led me to the ABDL "community"

I think if women didn’t wipe when they peed or pooped they would smell a lot nicer.

Best thing is, not a single black, wow. If it weren't for all the chinese it could be Paradise

I guess the only bad part is she didn't die doing what she loved, shooting shit out of her vagina.

I guess British men like wrinkly old snatch? Have you seen what 20 year old Tai bitches will do?

So do all women have the ability shoot ping pong balls outta their cooch? Or is that like a muscle one would have to strengthen via exercise?

I’ve never seen a vagina and I don’t wanna ask my mommy so please someone let me know.

I remember a girl saying "I could fucking do that" after seeing the ping pong joke scene in South Park The Movie. I called her bluff because I knew she had a roll on deodorant in the bathroom. The ball in those is a ping pong ball. Quick stamp on it and the ball was free and handed to her to prove to me she could.

She could not. In fact it got stuck up her for about an hour while she became frantic thinking she was going to have to have a hospital visit. Every time we tried to get it out it spun round like a ball bearing. She was so scared about being one of those hospital stories and was super mad at me pissing myself laughing. It was so funny I could barely talk. Eventually she had to jump up and down on the spot, stamping her feet while her legs were wide like the tard wife meme.

What's really important is that I'm sure more than one white woman identified with the girl in the scene and fantasized about being fucked by the Chimpanzee after making him their emotional tampon.

With women and their affinity for drinking alcohol and using antidepressants during pregnancy, you probably end up with an autist who's repeatedly saying parsnips while cleaning the dishes and orders a 100$ oreo cake to stress eat in one go and shit their pants afterwards.

I think they were eating her discharge.

Than start dressing like a women and not a dyke not hard

"Why do brides wear white? So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances"

you've been here for 6 years, what did you expect for an incest game?

It still baffles me that the creator basically took a twink wojak, added a genderswapped version of it and turned it into a "game".

A kiwifarms run by chris. Now that would be a sight to see

please stop watching porn and jerking off to incest games.

I gonna stay up late on Christmas Eve so I can watch Santa drink my “milk”

I do admit diarrhea dipped breasts are an occasional delight.

Give your child a PlayStation 2, ain't nobody getting molested on one of those.

Imagine if you got a cramp in your balls during spermatogenisis. That's millions of sperm pain over a 48 hr period. Now, imagine your prostate cramping anywhere from 3 to 10 days once a month, then skeeting giant blood clots through your cock.

My sperms are my friends and would never conspire against me like that. Feels good, man.

Can I ring out your underwear in my mouth?

Gay Bestiality Simulator 3 is pure propaganda, through and through.

I went to Wendy's on my lunch break today and the person at the pick up window was a tranny. I started laughing uncontrollably right after I drove away.

Celery is disgusting and celery with peanut butter is a crime against cuisine. You might as well put peanut butter on a fucking hot dog.

I will put peanut butter on my fucking dick and you will lick it off, bitch.

I am autistic, twitter troon. I will dedicate hours of my life calling you gay and citing government documents. I’ll do it all day, I got sugar cookies, milk and Fallout 4. I am comfy cozy and I don’t give a fuck.

My man doesn't have eye bags he has eye compartments

I begged for his body type. I refuse to not be a 7 foot tall gachimuchi expy throttling the shit out of everyone.

Don't Make The Black Kids Angry.

There, that's the protocol.

Yep, everybody knows you’re only a real woman if you have BIG FAT MILKERS. Jam a couple beanbag chairs in there, doc!

Niggers need to go man. They seriously have no concept of responsibility.

Are these 40,000+ Reddit accounts in the room with us right now?

If TransBob PussPants lopped off her tits, they would just grow back.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Never give any power to anyone whose chief end is to coom. They will destroy your website and destroy your legacy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So of course the devs hammed up the fucing cocklust when he's literally fanservice.