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[quaawaa]

I have the dating apps, but haven’t had much success finding a woman who wants to date someone with 165 kids and 10 women pregnant.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I was too busy playing Kingdom Hearts 2 to care about the Holocaust.

 

[Doxmatix]

My theory is that there is a little bit of DSP in all of us.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

wont lie, i've been using grindr for years for easy pussy. as long as you're picky about it, it's pretty easy.

"So, I was a little sweaty (yes this matters) The first family member to greet me was the family dog, who proceeded to lick my legs incessantly. Then he repeatedly tried to hump me. Then I hear loud and firm, 'You are a girl! You have a vagina!' And my heart just sank..."

what did happen to common courtesy? Another lovely old-fashioned custom, perhaps more honoured in the breach, was leaving your wife before turning into a giant cumdumpster and posting pictures of your prolapsed anus to the world.

 

[Pedophobe]

Trust me, bro. I'm an anthropologist.

What the hell is going on anymore.

Call me a cynic but I'm starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshiping pedophiles who run the Internet might not have our best interests in mind.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms, where the SpEds aren't just the topics of threads.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Trannies are in a head to head race with niggers to culturally appropriate the moniker of "Nature's Clowns."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd love to build a tunnel network under our house but my wife would kill me and I'm not entirely sure about the water table.

Screw you, "doordash customer #1467586", if you want quadruple cheese on your Greasy Lard Surprise(™) you should have to come over and look me in the eye like a MAN.

I've been betrayed in my life by no less than 4 different lesbians.

 

[Tablet County]

"I'm sorry; I guess you're right. I WOULD even rape you."

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

And you're a double nigger.

 

[BirdUp]

I kind of want to take apart the logic of this thread he posted because it's so incoherent but then I realized this guy is fat.

You misunderstand the nature of the curse. Ol' Patrick is originally from Innsmouth, you see, soon his time will come to swim out to Devil's Reef and slip under the waves to live eternal in Y'ha-nthlei.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Maybe senior dogs don't fight back as much when you rape them

 

[Gog & Magog]

Having been evicted from the apartment complex, he took refuge in a motel and now had to deal with tulpas manifesting from semen stains on the wall

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

No one needs an assault nigger capable of high capacity looting and active chimpouts.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pat is a self hating closeted homosexual. He has so many gay mannerisms its unreal, the gym he used to post pics from is a notorious gay meetup spot, his putdowns are gay, the guy loves the cock. Its apparent. Niki is a lesbian. He's "into things" They're each others beards. Pat loves the cock.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?

I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I will kill myself while streaming on Kick if this mod isn't a tranny.

 

[Spud]

Blaize Mayes was already using his real name as his handle at the time of his arrest for child porn. See here in the Undertale thread:

and is also part of the dog cum cartel

I'd like to give a shout out to Asao Kobayashi. He got caught diddling a young girl and for possession of child porn

 

[Guest123]

"Mike Howell: Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?"

 

[Gentlebastard]

I would like to tell you to go fuck yourselves, you soulless vermin, and that you should count yourselves very lucky that Japan is constitutionally restricted from initiating acts of war, because otherwise I can guarantee you we would be making your fabricated account of the Nanking Incident look like an episode of Doraemon.

Whatever you may think about the nips, I'm on their side because they aren't chinks.

I think your “people are retarded” hypothesis holds a lot of water.

I'm a hopeless optimist. What the fuck was I thinking?

splitting atoms is masculine?

dies this mean that nuclear fusion is feminine?

Tsar Bomba confirmed most feminine bomb

Tell me, faggots and racists of the Kiwi Farms, is there a more sacred cow in America, let alone Milwaukee, than the almighty Nigger?

It feels good when you finally hit Peak Tranny and realize what you actually knew inside all along, dosent it? Welcome.

I love the sickly employee coughing throughout the video, it really sets the vibe.

(This is your monthly reminder to embrace Tomlinsonian Pessimism; no matter what the situation, Patrick S. Tomlinson will receive the worst, but most comedic outcome)

I have been without a car for a week. Using public transport twice a day for 6 days has put me on the verge of becoming a serial killer.

God bless your soul sitting through his shit endlessly.

welp... I guess I had agp all along and need to be taken out behind the shed. Well, shitting up the farms with TMI was fun while it lasted.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So what yoy're saying is this case is the Carmen Sandiego of lolsuits.