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[KiwiFuzz]

But it is the dog that strikes fear into the heart of man .

I mean, I knew it was bad, but much like The Phantom Menace, sometimes you don't know how bad things really are until a drunken asshole yells out every single flaw for you.

What have transgendered people ever given me?

A trap bait photo? A notification that they shoved a mini-can of Coke Zero up their ass? Three relatively unsatisfying days of intimate relationship?

No, because I got the first two from a guy before he trooned out, and the last one from a girl before she trooned out. So they've given me nothing, technically.

Null made me into a feeder fetishist.


Until I came here I did not know what a feeder was. I had never heard of them. Then I came here and I learned of Null. "What a respectable chap," I thought to myself. A real defender of freedom on the Internet. A little odd maybe, but probably alright. I learned of the Deathfats subforum. Laughing at disgusting fatties was fun in middle school and it's certainly just as fun now. But people kept calling Null a feeder. They kept saying that Null masturbates to the deathfats gaining weight. That was my first expose to feederism. At first I thought it was hilarious. How could anyone get off to those fat blobs, who in their right mind would want to watch them get fatter? The thought of Null masturbating to the women in those threads was truly scandalous. Mentally ill behavior, very disgusting. Fat people disgusted me. But then I got curious. I started looking for feederism porn. Just to see, what is it that this man sees in it? After all, Null is a respectable gentleman, surely a man as wise and great as him would have a reason for being sexually interested in feeding fat chicks until they outgrow all human clothing and proceed to gracelessly expire from heart disease? It did nothing for me then, I was disgusted. Just as expected. But for reasons inexplicable to me at the time I kept coming back to it, first every few months, then every few weeks, then daily...

Some point along the way it went from a morbid fascination to genuine arousal.

Now I can masturbate to nothing except obese women stuffing their faces and bloating and gaining. Nothing else does it for me anymore.
I had to break up with my girlfriend, she wasn't fat enough and was way too into fitness. Our relationship was already on thin ice due to her catching me cheating on her with men, but me donating over $3000 to feedees' Onlyfans in one month was the last straw. I was devastated, I really loved her. We were considering getting married. She was among the most wonderful people I had ever known. But I knew it couldn't go on, there was no hope of us ever having a sex life again and she would never destroy her body in that way just to indulge in my sick depravity. I had to break up with my boy toy too, he didn't appreciate my new fascination with obese women gaining. Me having a girlfriend was already making him jealous and he just couldn't handle feeling as if he has to compete with all the female gainers I was and still am chatting with online. Ending up getting a divorce with my husband as well, now his sexy uncle won't even speak to me.

Null and his feederism has destroyed my life.

What am I supposed to do call 911 and report there's an insane tranny on Twitter covering themselves in poop.

Cock sucker you want to use the flesh of slave women for your rotted amhole, you don't get to be all high and mighty in this matter shit head.

Soon I’ll be allowed to worship Huitzilopochtli openly!

Autism makes the day go faster.

You get the guns, the trash, the hos, the drugs, the crime sprees, the noise and your Tide and whatnot behind bars and you better not even look their way whitey.

Clearly Xe is getting sent to copyright jail where constant copyright assrape will ensue

His moobs are hilarious, one going down the shop and the other coming back with the change.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

And the merciless glare of a hateful sun-god.

Fucking poetry, man!

 

[Freya]

And, just to be clear, Calvinism had nothing to do with my daughter’s rebellion. If anything, she was deleteriously affected by my Asperger’s – look it up.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

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i didn't want to embarrass you guys in the thread since you all seemed to be having fun on your first day on the internet but that's an old copypasta my dude

 

[keytar]

My whole online presence is a deep op.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Affirmations are not awful, and can be useful.

Scott Adams, though, is a fucking tool.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

"if you fucked 100 fat chicks for $100/ea you'd have to fuck 3 fat chicks a day every day"

josh (@josh@poa.st)

@MadDog23 if you fucked 100 fat chicks for $100/ea you'd have to fuck 3 fat chicks a day every day

chudbuds.lol

 

[Sprate Header]

my nipples explode with delight

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I've had social media accounts in the past, and let me tell you they were not called Racism (Nigger).

I helped bring down a schizophrenic subreddit where the moderators were allowing posters to hurt animals and laugh about it. I protect the innocent.

yeah i'm something of a old grizzled 4chan oldfag veteran myself you know i was making all the hot ragecomics back in 2008 and hacking scientology with anonymous then in 2012 i did slenderman videos on youtube and minecraft let's plays i also was jacking off to mlp 24/7 i was top kekistani general /pol/ during 2016 gamergate you know those feminazis got so triggered during the tumblr raid i browse /gif/ everyday for fresh sissy content i turned gay i like little boys now like all the 4channers it ain't easy but you have to fit in you know i post on /r9k/ 20 times a day since 2019 i screenshot every greentext, BBC, Cuck thread, tranny thread ever posted on /b/ it takes up around 4 tb of data i have a collection of hard drives solely dedicated to that purpose i have no name since i am an anon but i was on 4chan since the beggining do not fuck with me you poser niggers cannot do shit i was on the site since day one i know moot i recieved many handjobs and sloppy toppies from him personally as a loyalty program something you newfags woudn't know shit about

The Joel David Thomas thread has had a ton of great shit coming out of it lately.

 

[Sheogorath]

bro how the fuck is that gonna fit on there

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

bro how the fuck is that gonna fit on there

it could probably be shortened to something like

i have no name since i am an anon but i was on 4chan since the beggining do not fuck with me you poser niggers cannot do shit i was on the site since day one i know moot i recieved many handjobs and sloppy toppies from him personally as a loyalty program something you newfags woudn't know shit about

though there are some longer random.txt entries, im specifically thinking of the terry davis one about the bird and the monitor

 

[Aunt Carol]

@Sprate Header "My nipples explode with delight" is a Python quote, from the sketch "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook."

 

[Wallace]

"The worst part it's that I also have schizophrenia, when I forget my medication the walls misgender me and I also cry."

 

[My Name is Ed]

I know EXACTLY what the word means.
You sir are a bully,
and i, sir, dont like bullies

 

[Pissmaster]

Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself, what would Jesus do? Would Jesus get a sex change operation surgery?

No. Jesus would not.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Chelsea committed an amateur mistake by suicide baiting on a holiday weekend.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I will never stop laughing at faggots who make shitty YouTube videos acting like it's some kind of reliable way of making a living

 

[MrJokerRager]

I was really bored once, but I just played Call of Duty for several days straight. Never crossed my mind to get high and fuck a teenager.

 

[Sprate Header]

"I have a lolcow addiction withdrawal"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Yeah, I sweep up doubleposts and one-word posts for free. But at least I don't collect children's mutilated body parts like a reddit mod.