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[Onni Kalsarikännit]

It has killed the Indian.

Source: Alberta transgender wants MAiD after sexual reassignment surgery goes sour

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

The very fact that people are now accusing you of eating pocky while engaging in incest with your father is a lovely example of WHY you don’t drop these little “offhand comments”.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Just remember boy, you can't get her mouth pregnant" ~My grandpa, when I was 14

 

[All becomes gunt]

 

[Aunt Carol]

The man don't jack off at this point, he just buys shit.

 

[DrNow]

"Nox = dark, as in keep em in the dark"

"I have gone about this as someone thinking himself a cyber James Bond"

Quotes courtesy of million pity enthusiast ‘Nox’.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Any site is a dating site if you're Indian enough.

 

[Lowlife Adventures]

bled to death after being slashed by his prized cock

Knife-wielding roosters kill 2 men in cockfighting events in India

 

[KiwiFuzz]

With a kill pod, they die in there, pod is cleaned like a toilet, and then the troon body participates in the death industry.

Is this made for kids or Pedophiles I'm very confused at the market for singing shitting unicorns poorly animated?

Add this to the random.txt

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Tbh Raven frequently dropped the ball. Dont trust negroes with soothsaying.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No fucking way am I clicking a link to find out how big kids' dicks are.

DONT CALL MY CHILDLIKE PENIS CHILDLIKE! IM A MAN! HEAR ME ROAR!

 

[Socrates]

Every diaper fur should be flayed alive and set on fire.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

"oh that man killed and ate my consenting brother waaah" shut up bitch

hey bro forreal if anyone should ponder killing themselves it's you if I saw your mother and I knew it was your mother I'd suplex her on pavement just cause she raised you and then knee her in the forehead

Hey bro forreal if anyone should ponder killing yourself it's your everytime I see your PFP I want to find your irl address and risk spending the rest of my life in a box just to teach one of you a lesson

Now I'm picturing Bonecrusher fucking Reshiram and the Black Reshiram fucking Angie while JustinRPG and Zat just sob and hold hands, watching powerlessly

mmm
mcnuggie

 

[I Do Not Post]

I mean...have you ever actually seen a horse cock?

 

[Shard]

My piss has turned into soymilk and I require medical attention.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I hope Discord gets classed as a mental illness.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, I'm inextricably IP banned from ChristianForums.net, and I don't know why.

 

[Local Fed]

I do tend to think "I don't want to deal with that" almost constantly when confronted with basically anything

Blink twice if you're being molested

"I am not like other girls, i am a marine sponge"

I was a UwU femboi in my teenage years, but now I'm a bigger homophobe than most straight on the farms.

Dota players give you life advice, Discord users give you HRT

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The death toll of the alpacas was expected to be much higher, but the the haulocoaster was burned for heat and the masturbation machine was constantly in use.

Woke pronouns are gravel in the gears of effective communication. They gaslight and marginalize me; please send GoFundMe moneys.

I got to say watching tranny Twitter go woke schizo and trying to legal defense in the comments is very AIDS inducing

Apparently he currently works as a carnie at Walt Disney World, squirting grease onto the rides and leering at children.

That's genuinely terrifying to me, as a big-hearted autist.

BORN TO DIE

TRANCH IS A FUCK

50,000,000 DEAD ALPACAS

"some people just won't learn until the animals are dead"

The dead are the lucky ones, for them the Tranch is over.

we stan a bpd queen

The enemy of my enemy is also my entertainment

(I know Pepe's just doing what his instincts tell him to, but for the purposes of this joke he's a rapist)

If one of us inherited 200 alpacas, we’d post about it in off topic and discover that the guy who only posts in Ethan and the Bitcoin thread is actually a professor of camelid biology at Harvard and happy to talk you through their care, feeding, and grooming.

Ever since man told God to piss off and took over the evolution of sheep, they have been bred for being tasty, having lots of wool, and being utterly retarded.

Sheepsperg Sheep Review

KiwiFuzz has turbo-autism when it comes to birbs.

Kevin Costner in Bad Sea Scenario is most excellent and I won’t hear a word said against it.

This is what happened, and I will ignore all evidence to the contrary.

I'm currently struggling with a retarded DVD consoomer. By retarded, I mean this guy has a confirmed low IQ and the mind of a child. He is constantly harassing people for DVDs he breaks at the drop of a hat. I've managed to calm it down somewhat by convincing him that there's a worldwide DVD shortage due to all the materials being used for the war in Ukraine.

I just want to say I love you @RACISM

Sorry for being so horny chat, I'm a gay nigger who believes in horoscopes uwu I love eating ass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A GAY ghost ate her out!

I guess it would take a boyfriend that doesn't exist to eat her pussy, since she's so insistent that said pussy ALSO doesn't exist.