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[MrJokerRager]

The Niggersaurus Bixnood was a pack hunter, impulsive yet lazy, driven to early extinction due to socioeconomic reasons.

You'll take my Penisaurus when you pry it from my cold, dead, hand!

Who the fuck are you going to offend, the dinosaurs?

It's about time really. Should we really have to put up with that in this day and age? Should anyone be subject to the faggotsaurus? To the nigguanodon or the dumbnignathus? Or the dumslutaurus and the womenwillneverbeasgoodatsportsasmenbecausetheylackthenecessaryvariationtoachievethesameheightsnottomentiontheresolvodocus?

>Bait poster
>Fails to recognize other bait poster

 

[BirdUp]

I am not underaged, I am a man in my 20s who had this idea and just want to make it exist.

 

[MrJokerRager]

We're getting off topic.
Anyway about that gang rape...

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It's looking like Liz Fong-Rodgers, the Supreme Gentlewoman, won't have her day of retribution upon Chad Connor Moon and the Kiwifarm Stacies.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

@Rancid Goatfucker
I have never seen someone make being a retard look like a fucking chore. Bravo, nigger.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Bend over, I’ll drive

 

[Dr. Butt]

claims by Kiwi Farms were proven to be correct

This is the most haram image on the internet’s most haram website. Well done/shame on you. I hope the image you have wrought haunts you each time you bust a nut.

 

[Rozzy]

I DON'T FUCK DOGS I DON'T FUCK ANYBODY I'M A USELESS PIECE OF SHITE VIRGIN WHO CAN'T GET LAID TO SAVE HIS FUCKING LIFE ONE INDIVIDUAL LIKE ME DOESN'T DESERVE TO BECOME THIS HATED AMONG MAN FUCK YOU.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I associate dark mode with porn sites and seedy stuff. If I were to use dark mode, I'd be horny all the time I'm here on this site.

 

[Just A Butt]

those two quotes would be way funnier if they weren't locked in the DM hugbox

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

and so I became a plastic bukakke reference.

It is wild to me that KingCobra's dry spell lasted longer than the American Civil War.

They call us transphobic but they never call us liars.

Fellas, is it gay to say good morning to another man? It's basically like swallowing his cum of you think about it.

The fact that he has to justify his loli cache with "I love big cock because my own penis is micro" is such a sad fucking L

He's essentially a sex barnacle

Ughhhh NSFW but speaking of piss and men being pigs…

here's the rape tiktok dance.

Last seen: A moment ago - Engaged in spirited banter

I dunno how much his dad actually beat him but clearly it wasn't enough.

He once got his dick stuck in an NES, and his Grandma had to help get him out of it.

Fuck remake you got mail only use grindr

front page of the niggernet

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

No pom pom maker on earth really works. Why do I keep buying them when I know I'll just be disappointed, and what will I ever need pom poms for anyway?

 

[Tablet County]

His penis is underground he can't breathe.

I've seen some shit in life. Fuck, I even died once.

I'm sure somewhere, a chicken is offended.

Firstly, no “man” will ever judge a woman based on her looks unless she’s eating or starving herself to death and smells like dead things.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Is there no end to this lobster feast?

The author fucking knows what they're doing, and they deserve to be dumped in a bog for a thousand years or whatever, like that recently discovered bog cheese was.

They also had the fake babies that cried in middle school, I lowkey wanted to take one home and lock it in the freezer and do other experiments on it.

If this were a pretext to sneak anal dildos into the home, they'd have provided an anti-insertion base; why turn your potential twink recruits off of buttsex by making them have to have medical assistance to have their very first experiment removed?

Unless... what if this is a deep cover operation that's actually targeting Canada's failing healthcare system and hopes to overburden and demoralize its gastroenterologists, starting a domino effect that will bring in privatized health care? Occam's razor, bros; think about it.

I know, but the miracle of birth cannot be condensed into a Veggie-Tales esque cartoon unfortunately

I'm going to get a job there and tell them all to kill themselves.

Dicklet bros we are so back

Saying toilet "innovation" doesn't exist and ignoring all those because you want people to stop using water means these people are either somehow completely ignorant of toilet shit from the last entire fucking century almost or are just actually malicious actors seeking to inconvenience the lower castes even further.

Could you imagine having sex with a fat black bald woman who speaks pidgin?

“DURRRRRR ~WHeeezzee - Put da Dik unf me purpp va-va ruff ok? Me Gassy and stomach no good but vava want orgimusn.”

Would be like fucking a more retarded and fat Jar Jar Binks.

Good, I agree. Label Swift as a dirty Nazi and push her pussy into Trump's hands.

I'd think they would say something like "I'm melting! What a world, what a world!", and then everyone would sing a little song because they were gone.

 

[RACISM]

I piss myself a lot, especially when I'm very concentrated on something and don't put any attention on my muscles (For example, a really hard video-game), but very rarely will I shit myself.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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Paul Walker Was A White Man But He Was Black On The Inside

 

[NSJAP]

When all you have is a hammer, every problem still can be bludgeoned to death with a hammer. When all you have is a hammer, squeeze the trigger and watch the success happen. When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a bleeding, unworthy man on the steps of Congress pleading for his life.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Nah, lad, I've been here since 2016, you're just a sub-literate pol-tard that's drifted in without any idea of what this website is.
I'll stick around if nothing else but to spite you.

 

[barbie meat]

Have you guys ever so much as talked to a woman that wasn’t making meth in a Walmart bathroom?

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm so used to Jew-made, subversive "embrace evil as good" programming that pro-Christian programming seems like it's from another planet.