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[Uncle Buck]

>cleptocratic
A professional auThor in every way.
Just look at him definitely spelling the word "kleptocratic" correctly. He never makes aPelling misTakes or typos, child. Enjoy prions.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Mmmmmmmm . . . flame grilled! The shitbulls will eat well today and then I will eat well tonight.
Dog fried rice tonight, everyone! Tell me beforehand if you want seconds!

Seethe and mald, kike. God's wrath is close. Soon, His Son shall descend upon this wretched unholy earth and whip your foreskinless asses all the way to hell's gate. And then we are going to party like the day after Lent. I heard that Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is bringing a ton of sekt, garlic bread, buttered carrots, and pork schnitzels! Last one to the banquet hall gets an "L" from Our Lord and Savior himself!

 

[Meat Target]

Play Russian Roulette six times a day. Soon enough, you won't have to work anymore.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Give the average Yankee a little credit (not much mind you but some)

kiwifarms ipo when?

Hopefully never. You just know the autistic enemies of the site would manage to buy massive stock. The site is safest in Josh's dictatorship.

Once you discard reality, you can be anything.

Mother of gawd I have not been nearly cruel enough to this porcine retard

If someone called me a fat faggot with bitch tits, I'd just say yes, and so is their mom, and watch as they got completely stunlocked in the process. Pat has never thought to turn the tables like that.

No doubt this woman was steering students towards anime fetish porn.

One thinks to themselves, "How can he be such a fat faggot with bitch tits all the time? There's no way this isn't an act. It can't be humanly possible to be so detestable and enormously obese 24/7!"

But you'd be wrong, child. You'd ponder this as you enjoyed the rest of your years in prison while Piggy got fatter, more unlikable, and more in debt.

I've seen some shit in life. Fuck, I even died once. But such a hell is beyond my imagination.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP FUCKING REPLYING YOU MORBIDLY ROTUND MONGOLOID

This guy is gonna win the homeless psycho beauty pageant! I bet he gives the bagladys a run for their soup cans.

Can't wait for a new wave of serial killers to emerge in 20 years time, you thought the ones that were forced to cross dress were deranged, wait until these ones who were forced to suckle from their fathers nipples grow up and understand what was done to them.

A forty year old man posted this on social media because an actor died.

Very clever! A rape shelter that shelters the entire world from the rapists within, who will be too busy raping each other to target anyone else.

 

[Pedophobe]

"I won' last time, and I'm winning this time as well, since ya'll think this is a competition."

JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

 

[BirdUp]

The sheer volume of inaccuracies this game has is a slap to the face of all historians across the world and a spit on all the graves of the brave men of all sides who gave their lives for their country. This horrific war really happened. Millions went through unimaginable, unbearable conditions, fought and died for their land, their people, their friends, their families, their loved ones, and EA and DICE do this with that history. They can go to hell for this. Or, maybe they should go to a museum. Oh, better yet, they should go to fucking Auschwitz, and see what the real, actual, inhuman NAZIS (NOT JUST GERMANS, NAZIS) did to these millions of innocent souls. I am on the right side of history, and I thank God each and every single day for the concience, morals and the dignity he gave me. Fuck this game, fuck EA and fuck DICE.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm not a statistician, a psychiatrist, or even a scientist at all (I'm just some random asshole)

 

[Rozzy]

I don't have a diaper fetish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate it when I accidentally piss or shit myself, who tf would enjoy such a thing‽

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@wry wrangler

ugh
i just took a shit and now my anus is bleeding

@Gangstalker #32194

remember what they told you in prison, youve got to relax

@Gangstalker #32194

do you ever worry about being a bad influence on people

 

[Rozzy]

I went outside for the park and to fetch my mail today, I go outside. And I haven't shat myself this year, only had a piss incident at the beginning of the month.

 

[eatler]

PS: if you estimate your country based on consumerism you're a nigger

There is no magic.
Nobody will save you.
You are alone.
The tribe is all you have, and you reject it.

Tell me where the black man at Walmart touched you

 

[rubytintedchix]

This is like bitching you booked Andy Dick and he showed up late, drunk, and sexually assaulted a security guard.

 

[frozen_runner]

@Styxhexenhammer666 Tarl, Fox News aren't going to employ you.

Take your shirt off and talk about the occult. Summon demons on camera. Do trip reports again. Do pissed on red wine in the afternoon reports. Do the Garden. Film with a worse camera so it looks all grainy and authentic. Talk about the holocaust again. Do more Bowie covers. Shag more groupies. Talk extensively about your love for Charles Manson.

Troons are going to milk chestfeed this for all its worth.

Someone bogosorted the progressive stack again.

I'm drunk, old, half native-american, and gay. Fight me.

Trains cause autism. The people that told you vaccines cause autism were lying.

Perhaps they tried to [kill Trump], but Doctor Pepper stopped COVID from killing him.

If I got paid for shitposting I'd make George Soros look like a poorfag

Rothschild's grave is the only gender neutral bathroom I support.

the CIA is responsible for every death

 

[Waifu Days]

The Technodrome

That's all

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

>whitest bbc porn addict

* Your Mom
* Hillary Clinton
* Kamala Harris

 

[John Andrews Stan]

three people got really gay and tried to dox one of us for saying that furries should be systematically killed

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@SandyHooker

Because of how big everything is and time dialation

@Black Man Underwear

time dilation
does time cope and seethe too?

@Muttley

space is a tranny

 

[Pee Cola]

If you live in fear of someone reposting your own idiocy back at you, you probably didn't deserve life in the first place.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Arguably, the cow is certainly more attractive than most of the women there. I'd imagine it will catch on.

Big Doe eyes, smooth complexion, generous tongue and lips, soft mooing, quite type, well defined legs - big udder....I'm getting turned on now.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@SandyHooker

And now any time I am out fishing I insist that whoever is with me has to kiss the fish if its their first time.

I never feel depressed when I fish.

@Scarlett Johansson

Where's barbie oh shes in the ass

@Black Man Underwear

@SiccDicc, I AM GOING TO SPLURGE MY HOT THICK CUM ALL OVER YOUR TUNA SALAD

@SiccDicc

Great, now I have to give this to the homeless.

@MarqueeIsAFunnyWord

Fuck a tuna? Oh hey it's like that one hatsune miku picture

@SandyHooker

There is a woman that actually stuffed a handful of maggots into her pussy.

@SleepingBull

Everything in that general region falls under the same general category of "why".