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[Aunt Carol]

How convenient; a fucking plant told her to start fucking Michael Jackson again.

 

[Laburnum]

"IT'S NOT A BASEMENT! IT'S A BELOW GROUND APARTMENT, INSECT!"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-5154297

 

[BirdUp]

if you watch Wyatt Earp (1994, Kevin Costner) and Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell) back to back you'll turn into a big smelly homo probably idk i forget where i was going with this set up

 

[grenouille crétine]

lmao i spent two hours typing quoteposts at this guy on the train and it turns out his name + avatar are from a scalie wheelchair fetish visual novel.

 

[Tablet County]

I notice you dodged my question.

Did you fuck a goat?

I would imagine that Nick entirely agrees with the Manosphere view of women. The only difference is that Nick would apply the Manosphere view of women to men as well. If that is a form of equality, its a very sad form of equality.

>paw patrol KF profile picture
>paw patrol discord
>paw patrol youtube profile picture

Step right up, everyone, and play the game of 'Is OP Underaged or Extremely Autistic'!

Copyright @Kiwi Farms
All Rights Reserved

Garrett B Miles Will Return​

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm trying to figure out the mystery of her breasts.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I respect your position as masturbation law enforcement

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am in western civilization and that collapse will fuck me as hard as it fucks everyone else, and I'll be too busy foraging for food to have time to point and laugh.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Fucking rat BossmanDrew moving in and upsetting the delicate Bossman ecosystem

 

[stupid frog]

It's ironic because they'll never be cloned by a sinister corporation to birth alien-human hybrid babies even if they do get cadaver wombs.

YWNBCBSCBAHHB

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Nigga, you want to fuck a dinosaur.

 

[Tablet County]

You invoked Mutt's Law on your 2nd post ever. That might be a new record.

You glow in the dark, nigger.

Because you're so enlightened

Xhank xou I xam 100 steps cloxer to climbing xe polixical ladder to xuck Xi Jinping's xiny xock.

the government, culture and media landscape already represents us so why would we bother when we can just chill out and make fun of all the weirdo barbarians fighting in the streets over twitter bans and black star wars characters.

Unga Bunga tribe insist Bunga Unga tribe steal mammoth meat and need deaded.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

I see they finally added Brianna Wu to the game.

Good call.

I was cleaning under my bed today and found some vaginal depth! found some more in the cupboard over the stove!

Almost like HP Lovecraft was right about everything.

I hope next time you lick a spic's asshole some of that fent they were carrying up it kills you.

in the cases you're talking about, it tends to be along the lines of "those who act retarded for money ought be careful, lest they become retarded for real."

Any big titty himbo could do his business model lol.

GOD I HATE IT WHEN I GO TO TAKE A PISS AND GOD REMOVES BOTH THE TOILET AND DOOR FROM MY BATHROOM SO I SCREAM AND CRY TILL I FALL UNCONSCIOUS.

By calling Sonichu his son, because during the 'Sonichu possession' stint, he pretended to be Sonichu and always referred to himself in the third person as 'mama' which was really fucked up.

For Jeanette. Jazz would be equally happy drawing mermaids and vaginas on the walls. Jeannette wanted a Harvard degree out of it.

I don't know why people are complaining about some tar-baby playing Juliet. Gang killings, revenge killings, teenagers doing stupid shit and dying, innocent bystanders getting caught in the crossfire... Romeo and Juliet is just ghetto life before worldstar.

Caden found the piss drawer.

Pretty sure posting on Kiwifarms is analogous to an autism diagnosis.

Jamaica is an island, similar to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. It's not on the African continent and is not African.

 

[Tablet County]

apparently the nigger claims he was a paratrooper, a private investigator and bodyguard and he is still mad about social media

A bigger universe means potentially more retards to laugh at

What if earth is the lolcow of the universe?

Opioids, as in opium? I looked it up online. Pills of some kind.

2nicorn and Hathaway 2: Flash Harder will be out when they're out. Gundam has no set schedule.

I never thought I'd live to see the day that Colbert and Stewart would join us over here in the Nazi Party v2 (2024 limited release edition). All I can say is, if they are now Nazi's traitor patriots, this party just got a lot lamer.

 

[Gentlebastard]

God damn, my favorite thing about KF is the way it can just will anything into existence.

I respect your position as masturbation law enforcement, so I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Who the hell says he wants to relate to her anyway? Did you ever think that maybe he's dating her because she's young and hot and he just wants hot steamy sex with her?

She also looks like she has respiratory allergies. Hawt.

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells lol

Then why are women always scissoring in between the lingerie pillow fights at their sleepovers?

Checkmate, you fucking bigot.

It popped up in my YT feed as a recommend and I thought it was new.

I think that's YouTube telling you to get on a diet or something, it's a sign of worse things to come, an evil omen.

Than you, insane Twitter tranny, for giving me such wonderful insight into your ilk.

We must secure our non cringe existence and a future for sane users immediately.

(always say hi to birds who hang out while you're drinking a cup of coffee)

If I see a single one of you brain rotted, pretencious, wannabe anime character creeps near any child, ever, I'm turning you into gender neutral mince meat and feeding you to the fucking dingoes.

This is the look of a man who was assured for years by his online hugbox that women would accept him with fawning gratitude the minute he put on a dress and a stupid headband. Only to be met with the same mixture of fear and disgust his creepy self has received from women his whole life.

Disappointment, bitterness, rage. It's beautiful.

Though Sylveon is a fairy type Pokémon, it doesn’t know self destruct or explosion, so it’s not trans.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Officers found four hamsters in his pants.

 

[3MMA]

I've been searching the members online tab on and off for the past few days and didn't notice any accounts that seems out of the ordinary.

 

[Tablet County]

It is necessary to read this article in your head with a gay Aussie accent.

Gay Jewish slave owner. We should contact Tariq Nasheed about this.

"I could be at the cities getting a handjo... (Oh shit , oh fuck, I just said that out loud didn't I! Play it cool Nick just finish the sentence and play it off as a joke!) b!"

Despite being <1% of the population, subsaharan Africans show up in a large proportion of Australian ads

SEALs to train with bright orange rubber duckies in all future evolutions.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm literally shaking. I'm seething. I'm shitting and I'm farting. I am so mad that I am shitting. I have shat in anger to the extent with which I have become malnourished and now I sit on the toilet attached to a permanent feeding tube.

 

[3MMA]

Dogs can sense the faggotry in people

Also

Dats da budduh dawg, da dawg wid da budduh