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[Oliver Onions]

Unless she's amazing in bed or lies there like a dead fish there's no point in writing up a review of a hooker.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Sometimes I just wake up in a bed full of cum.

Source

 

[Harvey Danger]

the little, itty bitty publicity stunt spiraled out of control and attracted kiwi farms and otter harms

 

[Salaryman]

due to conflicting political views, i am leaving kiwifarms

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/45551/

 

[Laburnum]

'STOP telling me I look like "if chudjak took hrt".'

Source

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Listening to sad Taylor Swift music to feel something"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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gonna get fucked in my new vag
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[Rotollo 2]

Sir, this is the Bowblax thread. The Fatrick Tomlinson feature about him being robbed by niggers in 2020 is one aisle that way.

 

[Pomniman]

Like I said in his thread, I don't condom what he did with the 16 year old if it's true.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

poo
world
order

If they're telling you to shove things up your ass, they're not really your friends and you need to stop hanging out with them.

If being a troon isn’t an illness, why should insurance pay for it to be treated?

I think I saw members of this biker gang at a Smash Bros tournament

As for the Hitler stuff, he had a funny mustache.

Zero emission truck of peace.

You say that while dropping a racial slur.

What right wing extremists are driving cats into people?

Don't go to the Mushroom Kingdom tomorrow.

Ya know it really doesn't matter what the subject matter is, but whenever the cameraman is going "THIS BOY BE DEAD BRO" over and fucking and fucking over, I can't help but think the wrong person got killed.

Sometimes I just forget this is a forum for autists bullying other autists.

Retvrn to Blockbvster.

Leave the skylights, Allah has to have something to whack it to

The gender formerly known as Twitter

It's always the ones you most expect.

 

[Gog & Magog]

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lol Europe also invented the term Balkanization. What a weird word, what are its origins?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

There's a fine line between autistic and retarded

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Sue me nigga you can't un-suck that cock.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Why does this forum consist mostly of insane feminists?

 

[often puzzled]

Unpopped pickle lids kill over 1 American a year.

 

[Thé au lait]

"usually the nigger discount is 100% off because it's stolen"
@spaztocate9000

 

[Jason Wynn]

 

[botrix_fan]

i wish i could attach goatse to this reply

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The tranny spat in the negro's face, and he responded by throwing lemon juice at the tranny. The tranny then proceeded to stab the negro to death.