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[DumbDude43]

your wife, my lolcow

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If you had [a penis] you'd also be obsessed, they're fun.

Penises are great I like 'em.

I'm not obsessed with penises. No idea what you're talking about.

Your mum has a penis obsession.

I'm not voting for you, bitch, I'm voting for everyone.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I absolutely refuse to believe that this article wasn't written by two children in a trench coat.

That would be an insult to two children in a trench coat.

Being better than india is not an accomplishment

Men have schlongs. Women have snatches. We've known this for millions of years; perhaps our species' first sentient thoughts were about nobs and slits.

This nigga would seriously advocate for not being able to own a hammer unless you were a licensed carpenter.

This really just generates more questions than answers and none of them are good, wtf

He is perfectly unique in all the worst ways.

I randomly found a DrewPicklesgender flag

You know that old photography trick of putting Vaseline on the lens? Well he just naturally secretes his own lard, plenty enough to alter his perception at any moment.

On the topic of StreetView, I was with some friends planning some stuff out, when we inevitably get distracted by dumb stuff like testing if MLK Blvd always lives up to the reputation.
We soon found this.

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It was far too perfect, almost a painting. The liquor store selling lotto tickets in the hood. The blacks loitering outside while there is a No Loitering sign and a security camera fixed on them. The boarded up windows and doors. The ad which says Broken, Watch before you turn. And the cherry on top, the prominent Martin Luther King Jr Ave reminding you where you are.

my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies.

Debating what should become of me. A novelty kazoo is probably fitting.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is "I'M NOT GAY" a hatecrime? I am legitimately asking.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Instead of doxxing we just say “rape”.

Like yeah I just raped this dog fucker and now all his shit is on the Farms.

 

[Stan]

Even my most TMI girlfriends don't talk to me about their vaginal depth.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Some people would see you raped and killed for this remark alone.

I unironically respect Liz Fong Jones more as a gamer for playing Eve Online than I respect Elon Musk for playing Diablo 4.

We need to proper bing bing wahoo this guy

What a fucking amhole.

I gave my kiwi merch to my grandma whom now wears it everywhere she goes.

Stop giving them hints, the trannies might catch me next and call up my tribal elder for a girltalk.

God doesn't love the Kiwi Farms, but he hates Nick and that's just as good.

To think, all he had to do to avoid this was NOT post that pic of the bottle in his butt.

Cocaine and booze run deep in the veins of the Blackman Dynasty

So in the reboot of King of the hill the don't just steal Mr. Crackers, they kill that fucker. Neat.

Just wait until hepatitis gets him.

Take your Reddit-approved racism elsewhere. We’re talking about niggers eating cornstarch here.

2024: the year we found out Jimmy is a paedo AND a fed, many such cases, sad

"I recruited 100k people to die for Ukraine, but 500 lucky contestants will win disability and VA coverage*."

The New Year starts off with a bang, literally. Good omens for a very Julay worthy year.

Let me tell you something, folks. The United States, we make the best car bombs. The best. Nobody does it better than us, okay? Not China, not Mexico—believe me, they can’t even come close. China tries, but their stuff? It’s junk. Total disaster. And Mexico? Forget about it. They don’t have what it takes, folks. But here in the U.S.? We’ve got the technology, the know-how, the talent—amazing talent. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s American-made, and you know what that means? Quality. Perfection. Nobody beats us, folks. Nobody.

blowing yourself up isn’t really up to the Luigi standard we’ve come to expect.

The middle east turned exploding cars into an art form.

Now I understand why he's turning black children into pepperoni in his basement. It's revenge for his lost phone and dignity.

TELL US WHAT COLOR THE DEAD BABIES ARE

I WILL NOT do this and I WILL post non-thumbnail images

“Sunshining” trannies is preferred. As we know, the natural enemy of the tranny is light.

"Casting the ever-hungry and pitiless eyes of the Kiwi Farms apon" has a nicer ring to it than "doxing" anyway.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Saar pleas do the needful and buy Dillon sex rubber panis I inch man and go fuck you self with it

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Well, the five-second rule is a horrifying innovation created by floor-eaters who like to eat floor-food. They will all be destroyed for their foulness

They put a cow, a registered nurse, and three types of godzilla in the zoo. I think it’s lead in the water.

they couldnt even get real babies

Assassin's Creed: Nigger and Ghost of Tsushima 2: Vagina

I like being alive and not having a tree in me.

I love cats almost as much as I hate niggers TWU

I'm this close to just going full Decathlon "middle-aged German lesbian" style because it's the only brand I can afford where the clothes will not fall apart in a week

Not much point in avoiding carbs when science allows humankind to pack that many calories into a simple, unassuming meat rod

Chicken and yams counts as friendly fire

Do you have any idea what trying to decipher this sentence after waking up from a nap is like.

fucking niggermonkey my-name-is-Jafars I-come-from-afars

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even Goatse didn't have his dick cut off so he can shove those dildos in it, he just shoved them up his ass.

Even in our modern era you have to try pretty fucking hard to get gay-bashed in kindergarten.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Instead of doxxing we just say “rape”.

Like yeah I just raped this dog fucker and now all his shit is on the Farms.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

As someone who is a legit victim of both right, left and Islamic extremism (I'm a Jew).

How do you get ahold of one of these wet nurses for personal use?

This thread reads like its infested with retards and/or third world niggers.

Ok, what would be a correct racist mockery of a Muslim language?

 

[|o|]

Scripts are usually helpful tools, and withholding helpful tools so they end up rotten and forgotten on some drive rather than sharing them with other people who might get a use out of them is behavior I condemn
You did nothing wrong, OP

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This thread reads like its infested with retards and/or third world niggers.

Ok, what would be a correct racist mockery of a Muslim language?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"kek you frens later, anons"

I'm feeling like why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

 

[Local Fed]

calling somebody a fag online isn't about the cock in their asshole, it's about the cock in their heart

Bitch I make furry porn.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO TO SHOOT IF EVERYBODY LOOKS THE SAME?!

WHAT CAN I SAY PAYPIGS JUST CAN'T HANDLE THIS FONT.
SUFFER

 

[Dr. Butt]

Instead of doxxing we just say “rape”.

Like yeah I just raped this dog fucker and now all his shit is on the Farms.

 

[Hitman One]

I can't even say doxxing anymore is this new zeland or north korea

 

[|o|]

A lesson that needs to be taken from this:
Do NOT take caffeine pills.