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[Tablet County]

Feminists are once again destroyed by FAT and BITCHTITS.

You will never be a real nigger. You have no flow in your raps, you never wuz kangz, you have fresh batteries installed in your smoke detector. You are a delusional child of Yakub twisted by surgery and tanning beds into a crude mockery of African perfection.

All the "street cred" you receive is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back others mock you, your father is disgusted and ashamed that he still has such a close relationship with you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Real niggers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of slavery has gifted real niggers the ability to sniff out frauds better than fried chicken. Even blackfishers who "pass" look uncanny and unseasoned to a real nigger. Your caucasoid skull structure is a dead giveaway. But even if you are able to trick some nigger into inviting you to the cookout they will just run from you like the police the moment their lactose intolerant stomachs get a taste of your mayonnaise drenched and raisin filled potato salad.

You will never be happy. Every morning you wake up, let out a half-hearted "sheeeeeeeiiiitttt" as you stare at yourself in the mirror getting ready to apply a layer of shoe polish to your face, and you tell yourself that you're fixin' to be on fleek. But deep down, you can feel your own white guilt creeping up like a weed.

Eventually it will be too much for you to bear. You will legally acquire a firearm, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger, and then plunge into the darkness of Helheim. Your parents will discover your corpse, and they will be heartbroken, but also relieved because they will no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They will bury you in a cemetery located in your traditional German homeland, and every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that a white woman is buried there. Eventually your flesh will turn to dust and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably European.

This is your fate. This is what you have chosen. There is no turning back.

 

[scathefire]

Black people shouldn’t be allowed to go to Antarctica. Seeing them dotted around the white snow is unseemly.

 

[Super Malario]

She is an enigma inside a puzzle wrapped in a retard.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Federal Judge Issues Court Order Barring President Trump from Defecating

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This is retarded. Get a real job.

i cant DO THAT because of LEGAL ISSUES
so fuck OFF

 

[Tablet County]

We all technically are black. Common genes back to the motherland.

And although in the last 8,000 years my ancestors started looking white, it remains a fact that genetically I was a nigger.

I want my check.

Hunters and 2A groups are usually big conservationists (ignore the lead deposition)

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Dont question why I'm linking a turkish website. I'm not turkish, you're turkish.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I started lurking this thread fairly late, so I always get Tentacle Dick and Elephant Dick confused because Elephant Dick's trunk also looks like a tentacle.

You shake a weird palm frond bundle and a very expensive special lemon.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

And start thinking about how you dress. I always say to people they should dress for the ghost they want to be. If you just left the house and got clapped, do you want to get caught on Ghost Hunters wearing a cum-stained Nirvana T-Shirt and some holey sweatpants for all eternity?

 

[Pedophobe]

And to the tranny jannies of the Deep Rock Galactic subreddit: You will never be a real dorf.

 

[TheClappening]

What the fuck would this even entail. Using it like a hand puppet and sticking her thumb through the weiner slot?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't make myself read 500,000+ words of gay fanfic, starring characters I do not give a fuck about.

I do not understand Jews.

 

[Space Police]

their fetish fiction has more character drama.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Oh good. Super AIDS.

 

[stares at error messages]

Trying to explain something with statistics is like trying to explain colour to a blind person.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Which Kiwifarmer is actually brave enough to do a nude video WITH their name ON THEIR SKIN IN MARKER?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Gooners will bring up their fetish more readily than a redditor brings up trump.

Who's a good poopie boy?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Your fetish IS a deeply felt need. If it wasn’t, it’d be an embarrassing hobby.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Powerleveled a bit too hard at work about the unabomber. Was told HR will be talking to me

 

[Tablet County]

READ UP SPACEWHORE

Behold my fellow Kiwis. The ultimate, genius master plan to defeat zionism!

Imagine if all white men quit working, we are still in significant numbers that it would bring all of our countries to their knees. That is my one dream in life. I know it will never happen, but I'll keep on dreaming.

You're not only a faggot but also a Transnigger too.