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[HumanHive]

My gift to forums is the genetically engineered kiwi, or Autist. Specially designed for shitposting, the Autist's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to tell people to kill themselves. Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who feels only rage?

 

[FuckedUp]

Nazi n.
A peoplekind who rejects our loving government's sustainable work/life pod habitats and nutritious, non-appropriating insect cuisine

 

[Ahriman]

You should probably learn what a neo-lib means. If you knew what it meant, there'd be nothing I said remotely resembling such. Unless these people employ people and suck their wages from the worker, I could care less. Read Marx. These people would what he would call the 'middle class".

 

[Antipathy]

Got invited there, spent five minutes looking at exceptional individuals arguing over cloacas and noped the fuck out of there.

Nigga the fuck are you talking about?

Are you high again?

GO TO BED.

FUCKING GO TO BED.

I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD.

 

[and 3 others]

it's like a weird form of science-enabled high tech female cuckoldry.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cam-girls-can-barely-keep-up-with-quarantine-demand.68557/

I can't just spend the whole month dildo-ing myself

I have the feeling people were excited at first about the idea of being able to jerk off all day, but now that has died down a bit.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Geez, what an ugly little meatloaf of a child she was.

He's trying to do the provocative gasping pose you see a lot of e-girls do, but Kevin doing it with his dad bod, aged appearance, and horrible moles coupled with unfortunate cropping really makes this look like an elderly woman suffering a heart attack.

Eugh, imagine the smell.
Didn't Kevin say his favorite food is canned chili?

Can you imagine having to use a Bathroom Buddy to clean an asshole buried deep between two pillowy mountains of fat?

My favorite part was her inclusion of this quote, because clearly Hippocrates envisioned a fuckton of manic McDonald's mukbangs followed by magical celery fasts.

Kelly, growing out your body hair does not make you a furry.

Of the countries that are renown for quality knives, I know Albania is at the top of all lists.

 

[Shield Breaker]

They insult me on the site and have doxed me, meaning they have published private data about me. With that they violate my personal copyright.They also use my private photos!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2020-04-19-robert-edwin-thrumston-iii-emma-edwins-they-insult-me.68549/

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine the Charlotesville shitshow, but everyone's wearing a fursuit.

Why can't people just jerk-off and go on with their lives

Did he compare himself to bin laden???

You ask this question as if you don't know the answer already.

I wasn't expecting to see a depiction of Falco Lombardi literally fucking this gay earth, but I can now say that this is definitely a thing I have seen.

"ARE YOU TIRED OF GOING ONTO TWITTER TO FOLLOW YOUR FAVORITE HOT YIFF ARTISTS, BUT THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS WRONG OPINIONS?

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ALT-FURRY BLOCK LIST!"

Here at kiwi, we are all accomplished murderers.

Personally I strive to put at least one suicide under my belt. I almost had one, slipped from my fingers. I know someone who has 13. Thir-fucking-teen. It's insane.

I doxed a 9 year old literally this week.

Oh my god, thank you. That makes sense. I no longer see a penis there. Still a terrible choice in art.

They're already scared of black people. Let's put the fear of God in them.

Nigerians.
They know scams. They're, you could say, the princes of scams.
They know China is scamming them. Good for them. May you all be kangz.

He should be non-binary, but the gender binary is false also I shove plastic dicks up my assholes, thanks for reading my Dune article!!

 

[MrWhoDat]

There's german men out there who take whole forearms up their pucci and don't complain

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

For me it would probably be a pussy that doesn’t taste like dimes.

Her ass stank up the apartment constantly. No matter how frequently she showered. She was a nice enough person and we had compatible interests and all but I just couldn't take that fucking ass stank anymore.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Though I wasn't that experienced, the other guys I'd been with usually got me so excited and lost in the moment that all that stood between me and his penis inside of me was that Virgin Mary pendant.

(Source)

 

[TV's Adam West]

kiwifarms bitter as ever lol

 

[Unog]

Basically, the kind of people who showed up on this data collection are the kind of people who are not only willing to pay for porn, but absolutely must read in English to recognize that "いくううううううう" means the girl is cumming.

Helm's Deep more like Balls Deep in Yo Girl

 

[Slav Power]

 

[ApatheticViewer]

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I approve this message

 

[Baguette Child]

“She is so much more than just something to have sex with, although she can bend in many ways and that’s of course something we enjoy."

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Phil had a thread on 4chan /tv/ board here asking who will play him in his biopic and some posters had no idea who he was a quick google search for one poster revealed Kiwi Farms and well:

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/tv/ - Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This - Television & Film - 4chan

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This pig's life would be unadulterated kino >Life and ca... - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.

boards.4channel.org

"Nigga what the fuck is wrong with these people lmao"

 

[Antipathy]

Nice Blue's Clues sheets ya got there bro.
I bet you're just covered in bitches aren't you?

Does anyone legitimately think that a van with the 4chan logo is going to pull up outside their house and moments later a red dot creeps up their shirt as the anon sniper takes aim?

 

[Army Burger]

Now shut up, Becky, and let him examine your oh-so-very non-binary vagina.

Quinton is too much of a beta to touch his own dick while peeing.

Anyone interested in being friends outside of kiwifarms with me? Serious question

Every federal court has an rss.

I know it's like telling people it's written in cuneiform on clay tablets or some shit but it exists and it works.

>will open an onlyfans sometime soon
>"explicated content"

"I LOVE ADAM DRIVER" on her asscheeks.

are her nipples supposed to be purple?