Ray Jones - (Rangerphile Gadget/Microphilia Fetishist)

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Pine Tar said:
Or, maybe she's afraid that no one else could possibly love her and/or she puts up with this because she wants Ray to love her. Either way, I feel bad for her. I mean, to have your husband have more love for a cartoon mouse from a show that's almost 30 years old than for you must be devastating.
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I also can't help but wonder if wanting US citizenship played some part in her choice to marry him, assuming she wasn't born in the US to start.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
The universe still holds secrets... how did this guy (and BTW fschmidt) find someone to marry him??
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No idea about Ray but I think it's been confirmed that fschmidt's wife married him for citizenship so no love there.

I feel really bad for his wife. Not only does he love a fictional character more then he does her, but he made a character based off of her that's a stereotypical Mexican prostitute. I wonder if she stays with him out of pity, but has a boyfriend somewhere in order to fulfill the lack of love.
 
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The Christmas story was something he wrote for his granddaughter so it did not have Gadget over sexualized. THANK GOD.
It starts with the rescue rangers finding some evil goth parents planning to give their daughter a lump of coal! So the fail brigade come up with an overly complicated plan and steal the coal, dump it in a coal yard, and give the child the gifts that they had given each other.
On Christmas morning they come to see the evil parents get what's coming to them when they find out that, gasp, the coal had a fossil in it and that the little girl was a "budding young paleontologist". So now they have to save Christmas, again.
They have to go to the coal yard and find the fossil but it is being guarded by a dog and his lonely master. So they go to the butcher and give the dog a bone to share with his master, they find the fossil rather easily and go back to the house.

I am having an oral procedure tomorrow and I'm on some strong pain meds. Sorry if I made any mistakes. Feel free to read the story yourselves.
 
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The Joker said:
The Christmas story was something he wrote for his granddaughter so it did not have Gadget over sexualized. THANK GOD.
It starts with the rescue rangers finding some evil goth parents planning to give their daughter a lump of coal! So the fail brigade come up with an overly complicated plan and steal the coal, dump it in a coal yard, and give the child the gifts that they had given each other.
On Christmas morning they come to see the evil parents get what's coming to them when they find out that, gasp, the coal had a fossil in it and that the little girl was a "budding young paleontologist". So now they have to save Christmas, again.
They have to go to the coal yard and find the fossil but it is being guarded by a dog and his lonely master. So they go to the butcher and give the dog a bone to share with his master, they find the fossil rather easily and go back to the house.

I am having an oral procedure tomorrow and I'm on some strong pain meds. Sorry if I made any mistakes. Feel free to read the story yourselves.
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Seems like the best time to read a comic by Ray, honestly.

This actually sounds like something he wrote for his granddaughter. It's goofy, but not in a creepy short of way. The details about a goth girl and wanting to be a paleontologist are probably drawn from life. Probably the worst thing about it is he had to insert his weird Rescue Rangers fanfiction into a story that was supposed to be a gift for his granddaughter. If she's a goth, I really doubt she's into Toon Disney.
 
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This guy is closely associated with a guy who I actually knew when I was a kid.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexreynard

This guy's grandpa taught me how to play canasta because I was looking at a deck at a garage sale. Morgan (Alexreynard) was a weird kid himself. He would be mercilessly teased to the point where he would talk shit about himself. He sorta devolved into just a retarded persona. Apparently it stuck with him. eIn school he would get slapped in the stomach a lot. A few jock kids would smack him on the ass. He eventually started doing this thing where he would hop up in the air and neigh like a horse when he got smacked on the ass. In gym he would at all costs avoid changing. When he did he would be teased about having multiple fat rolls and a small dick. I remember in science class we had to do this thing were we were doing team Jeopardy! and he raised his hand every time and got every question wrong. It triggered this other kid so bad that he punched him in the back of the head after class. Last I heard, Morgan was working at a 7-11 down the street from his grandpa's house.

Alexreynard-house2.jpg

That station wagon literally never moves.



Rangerphiles are fucking weird.
 
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Ilikeoreos said:
First it was Dennis Falk, then it was this guy. Is there something about Tress Macneill's voice I'm not seeing that makes her extra-appealing to furries or something?
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Was it necessary to bump this thread if you're not even going to post an update on Ray's exploits?

... God, this takes me back to the ole' dramachan days.
 
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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Not to my knowledge, but he's super old.
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I did a quick search, just for curiosity's sake and because Ray's antics were a perverse fascination of mine a few years back. One of the big Rescue Ranger forums has since gone tits up, and it doesn't look like there's any backups anywhere at first glance. The Rescue Ranger fandom wikia (lmao) has absolutely nothing on him, which is strange, considering he was uhhh.... pretty prolific back in the day. And then there's his ED article, which hasn't had any updates for years.

However, I did see his DeviantArt page: while he hasn't uploaded anything new since 2013, his last activity was in May of 2017, thanking people for the birthday wishes and stating that he's been "out of touch". Beyond that? Nothing.

So for all anyone knows, he's moved past the Gadget shit and/or he finally croaked between May 2017 and now.
 
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Oh man, the nostalgia. This guy was a hilarious ride years ago.

Pressing F if it's true that he's finally kicked the bucket :(
 
dysentery said:
Oh man, the nostalgia. This guy was a hilarious ride years ago.

Pressing F if it's true that he's finally kicked the bucket :(
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I admit, I'm now morbidly curious to find out if he really has bit the dust, but my internet sleuthing skills are paltry compared to others here. And mainly the fact 'Ray Jones' is such a generic name, you could probably come up with hundreds of results. The only way you could narrow it down is if you threw in his wife's name and hope something conclusive comes up.

Hell, who knows if Imelda is still married to him, if he is alive: I know I'd have seriously contemplated contacting a divorce lawyer if I was forced to dress up as the object of my old husband's sexual desire.

At this point, the only way to find out his state of life is tracking down one of his friends from the RR fandom and hope they still keep (kept?) in frequent contact with him, but he's too much of a relic of fandom history to put in the effort, I dunno. Or Disney puts out a 'Ducktales'-style reboot of Rescue Rangers and that gets Ray to rise from his digital grave again.
 
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