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I saw this while scrolling down the front page:
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Comments, of course, are an absolute clusterfuck:

Somebody makes an obvious joke, gets powerleveling in response
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u/Puzzled_Turnip8475, psychology major extraordinaire, lectures another user about how he got molested by his own parents without realizing it
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Meanwhile, u/Suddenfury is very curious as to exactly why fucking in front of your kid is bad and displays his own child psychology expertise:
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I had no idea Chris could post from jail:
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I like this one, because both sides are total idiots. The first user is all histrionic about how hearing your parents fuck is life ruining, while the second actually manages to outretard him by implying that not wanting to hear them have sex next door is a bad thing and he should feel ashamed.
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chiobu said:
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Jesus beyblading Christ. The only time a 9 yo should be able to get a healthy man on the ground is with a sucker punch to the nuts, and even then it's a bit of a stretch. This guy must be either:
a) So fat that he gets winded up from transporting a handful of corn chips from the bag to his mouth, or;
b) A living soyboy stereotype, like that one pic of a skinny balding hipster choosing avocados.

Mentally, we all know he's as tough as tepid custard: "He squared up, I froze a bit". A normal person, in this scenario, would have a moment of hesitation as they reassess the situation (Something on the lines of "Wait, is this overgrown ejaculation really squaring up for a fight? That's adorable/commendable", or "Screw that, I don't want to appear on the 6 o'clock news as the guy who beat up a kid"), defuse it, and move on. But this specimen, at the sight of a bellicose brat, was literally afraid for a moment.
 
Talk about easily triggers. Some tranny responded to one of my post with a snarky one. Person is a tranny male to "lesbian" and looked like a younger version of that Gamestop tranny who threw a fit and I found this wonderful subreddit called BPD... they are all over this sub and soooo easily triggered by anything. I'm not even posting things outside of the TOS. Lot of post recently on how dealing with the triggering election, trans stuff, idiotic relationship advice. Been posting for 10 days and been careful not to personally attack. A lot seem younger crowd and very politically correct on everything. I honestly can't see how they function in society. I've been called an incel countless times on just because I give a different opinion than a user on the most retarded relationship advice. Lots of autism which they admit but I will click their profiles and find them posting on those furry/chibi anime porn subs. Really didn't like it when someone asked how I liked the downvotes which was like 7 then I replied, oh I just go 23 upvotes from another subreddit for posting the same thing so you can just try to downvote there too I guess but I'll still come out ahead. I seen a few pages back someone talking about BPD. I've heard of it but first subreddit echo chamber I have come across for it.
 
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The comments are hysterical.

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You have to be an alpha chad to be able to outrun a nine year old.
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If the OP was disabled, I think he would have said as much. That just leaves the strength/attitude, and if you're weak enough on purpose to get beaten up by a small child then that's just pathetic and laughable. Who wants to bet OP is fat?
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Calm the fuck down he's nine just push the little fucker over and walk away, or just run he's a small child he's not gonna catch you.
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You're wrong, it is right and just to ridicule him, and getting the cops involved because a little kid punched you is pathetic.
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"Have you considered taking up MMA so you don't get the shit beaten out of you by little children? I'm sure Brazilian Jiu-jitsu is the discipline that'll give you the chops you need to be able to defeat any small boy, and even girls too!" :story:
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Maybe if you didn't hang out on websites with literal tranny jannies you could laugh at this probably fat, definitely weak moron who got beaten up by a child. Kinda like I am right now. It's really funny, assuming of course that it's true.
By the way I scoured his profile in the hopes we can get a picture of our "people's champ." No luck I'm afraid.
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Remember all the stoner convos you'd have with your buddies like "Who would you rather fight, 100 9 year olds, or 9 100 year olds?"

Think we found out how this dude would fare.



EDIT: Because somehow a post I made earlier and deleted was included in my reply.
 
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Jesus beyblading Christ. The only time a 9 yo should be able to get a healthy man on the ground is with a sucker punch to the nuts, and even then it's a bit of a stretch. This guy must be either:
a) So fat that he gets winded up from transporting a handful of corn chips from the bag to his mouth, or;
b) A living soyboy stereotype, like that one pic of a skinny balding hipster choosing avocados.
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Not that he was facing this scenario, but squaring off against a kid maybe 9-11 year old is way less of a funny meme if the 'kid' is wearing obvious gang apparel, has ice cubes for eyes and a hand on something in his Levis that has a fair chance of being a knife or a snubnose pistol.

I didn't lose that fight, but I yeeted the the hell out the instant he was on the ground gasping, and you couldn't pay me to be the one to have started it.
 
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theZcuber said:
Talk about easily triggers. Some tranny responded to one of my post with a snarky one. Person is a tranny male to "lesbian" and looked like a younger version of that Gamestop tranny who threw a fit and I found this wonderful subreddit called BPD... they are all over this sub and soooo easily triggered by anything. I'm not even posting things outside of the TOS. Lot of post recently on how dealing with the triggering election, trans stuff, idiotic relationship advice. Been posting for 10 days and been careful not to personally attack. A lot seem younger crowd and very politically correct on everything. I honestly can't see how they function in society. I've been called an incel countless times on just because I give a different opinion than a user on the most retarded relationship advice. Lots of autism which they admit but I will click their profiles and find them posting on those furry/chibi anime porn subs. Really didn't like it when someone asked how I liked the downvotes which was like 7 then I replied, oh I just go 23 upvotes from another subreddit for posting the same thing so you can just try to downvote there too I guess but I'll still come out ahead. I seen a few pages back someone talking about BPD. I've heard of it but first subreddit echo chamber I have come across for it.
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Go back to reddit, nigger.
 
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They hated him because he spoke the truth.
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not that long ago californians rejected gay marriage at some referendum, and before that they voted for a harsh crackdown on illegal immigration with a solid majority at another referendum
in both cases the courts stepped in and overruled the referendum
now, some 20 years after that immigration decision, the state is so full of immigrants (who naturally vote for the pro immigration party) that the vote of the natives is diluted to the point of irrelevance. that's why it is a de facto one party state now, and that same situation is playing out again across other parts of america now, and many other countries too
 
Evil Peter Griffin said:
Its so easy to trick redditors.
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For context:
Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître (/ləˈmɛtrə/ lə-MET-rə; French: [ʒɔʁʒ ləmɛːtʁ]; 17 July 1894 – 20 June 1966) was a Belgian Catholic priest, theoretical physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and professor of physics at the Catholic University of Louvain. He was the first to theorize that the recession of nearby galaxies can be explained by an expanding universe, which was observationally confirmed soon afterwards by Edwin Hubble. He first derived "Hubble's law", now called the Hubble–Lemaître law by the IAU, and published the first estimation of the Hubble constant in 1927, two years before Hubble's article. Lemaître also proposed the "Big Bang theory" of the origin of the universe, calling it the "hypothesis of the primeval atom", and later calling it "the beginning of the world".
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The bestial ignorance of redditors never ceases to amaze.
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u/Puzzled_Turnip8475, psychology major extraordinaire, lectures another user about how he got molested by his own parents without realizing it
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Redditors have an obsession with psychoanalizing people and with "abuse". Every second person there has been "bwahaa abused by parents ;_;" and then it turns out that the "abuse" consisted in trivial shit getting a slap at 9 years old for being loud and annoying in public.
 
Crex Crex said:
The bestial ignorance of redditors never ceases to amaze.

Redditors have an obsession with psychoanalizing people and with "abuse". Every second person there has been "bwahaa abused by parents ;_;" and then it turns out that the "abuse" consisted in trivial shit getting a slap at 9 years old for being loud and annoying in public.
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Raised by Narcissists always used to crack me up because on paper the parents were fucking horrible however then you step back and imagine what it's like to bring up the most limp wristed soyboy ledditor and suddenly you understand why parents might want to 'abusively' turn off their internet so they can't join grooming discords, watch extreme pornography or enable their degeneracy.
 
Syikeblade said:
These are some evil people 😡

r/vegan - My vegan dog was just diagnosed with pancreatitis

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I really tried to use reddit for specific niche subreddits once, but because I picked food and cooking as one of those mandatory interest selections when creating the account, my timeline was inundated with r/vegan. I don't recall seeing any other food related subs, just r/vegan. I lasted 2 days before calling someone a whiney cunt for shaming a guy who gave his dog a steak after it had survived brain surgery. Got no replies, no arguements, just a perma-ban the next day.

Reddit is where the weekest, lowest form of self-righteous pussies go to feel strong.
 
B1g Bootie BiTcHeZ said:
has anyone else noticed that like once a week or so there’s a blatant advertisement for Wikipedia in wholesome memes? So heckin wholesome

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Jesus what a stupid nigger never donate to wikipedia they have enough money to pay for their servers and sysops for like a century if they just sat on the cash all the money you donate goes to gay ass tranny bullshit as ably documented in our dumb wikipedia shit thread.
 
There really needs to be a new term made for those who abuse animals in a less-direct fashion. Feeding them vegan diets or fattening them up to make the disgusting abominations they called "chonkers" should be treated a similar way to zoosadism/philia.
 
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