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If you're looking for a good old fashioned "and then everyone clapped" story:
Jesus Fucking Christ:

"I don’t shop at Whole Foods that often due to cost but I did want to get some specialty vinegars"

Before you kill yourself, kill your spouse, children, any grandchildren, brothers and sisters, their children, their grandchildren, your parents, aunts, uncles, cousins,and anyone else who thinks "specialty vinegars from whole foods" is a thing this God damned planet needs to endure.

But don't forget to kill youself.
 
Some do, some don't. Depends on the store. Some stores only have certain machines accept cash and others not. Couldn't tell you why.


Retail wagie redditor would rather be called Beta than by their real name:
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I’ve been in retail a long time but this always creeps me out a bit. Even if the customer’s just trying to be nice, a small part of me feels ever so slightly violated when they read my name tag and awkwardly and unnaturally insert my name into their next sentence. Even if it’s just to say “thank you Ken”

Not even sure what the point is of name tags nowadays. Maybe they should do away with names on the tag and just use a number or code word. Then customers can say “thank you colleague 1335Beta”
I don't get this at all. It's always great to hear people do that, especially when you finish whatever it is and they ask to get your name. You've made an impact, you've improved someone's day, you've saved their home, you've got them a great deal on their car (lol), whatever else, and they want to remember you to ask for you next time or just because they enjoyed the experience. But this is Reddit, so someone doing a nice thing and treating the minimum wage shelf-stacker like a human and not an emotionless robot is bad now. The whole website worships mediocrity and self pity.
 
(literal) Faggot gets mortally offended because strangers sometimes compliment his parenting without reading his mind:
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Nah man. Assuming a father is secondary in raising the kids, to the point that you think -and feel sure enough to tell them- that it's babysitting or giving the mom a break, or even that spending time with the child on his own is something exceptional, is bullshit. Gynocentric bullshit.

"Oh, you're doing so great with the kid, you bumbling male retard!"

The fact that he's a fudgepacker is irrelevant (though it makes it more schadenfreudeable).
 
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you're looking for a good old fashioned "and then everyone clapped" story:
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One thing I noticed is he paid 20 bucks for brie cheese. I'm not paying that much for cheese unless it's a fuckton.
 
Football fans are already retarded, but there is a whole new level of retard when it comes to football fans being on reddit

Everytime I find the most compliant niggercattle that I have ever seen I take a peek at their post history. I would say 90% of the time they are a heavy sports subreddit user.


(literal) Faggot gets mortally offended because strangers sometimes compliment his parenting without reading his mind:
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If you're looking for a good old fashioned "and then everyone clapped" story:
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His loss. I have been absolute slaying it with the old ladies who think I'm father of the century because I changed a diaper. Feels good.
 
His loss. I have been absolute slaying it with the old ladies who think I'm father of the century because I changed a diaper. Feels good.
Some dude gave me a thumbs up once because I was holding my then infant niece outside of a restaurant so everyone else in the establishment could eat their meal without dealing with a crying baby.
Did I deserve a thumbs up for merely holding a baby? No, but I didn't post crying about it on Reddit like a fag because all things considered I think it was kind of funny in a ridiculous way.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ:

"I don’t shop at Whole Foods that often due to cost but I did want to get some specialty vinegars"

I loled when I saw that the very first line. Its highly neurodivergent the way people think they need to qualify everything with some bs if there's a .1% chance of that thing being questionable to someone.

So I was watching Everybody loves Raymond, but more to the point I was watching it because I heard on this podcast that Everybody Loves Raymond is the embodiment of 90s "junk food tv" and I just wanted to take an ironic view of that aesthetic, a little toe-dip in, but anyway, I heard one of the characters talking about cooking chicken to 155 fahrenheit and I wanted to ask if that's safe?
 
What is wrong with white western leftists
You can bet this guy's fun to be around.
>Did I ever tell you how about the patriarchal white supremacist institutional racism behind automatic flushing toilets?
>Sir, this is a McDonalds.

Retail wagie redditor would rather be called Beta than by their real name:
A recurring theme in cyberpunk dystopia parodies is the citizens being reduced to replaceable cogs identified only by ID numbers. This guy watches those and just wistfully thinks, "ahh, maybe that will be me someday".

I don't get this at all. It's always great to hear people do that, especially when you finish whatever it is and they ask to get your name.
Um sweetie, like, get with the program? It's called identity rape? If someone doesn't explicitly consent to being addressed by their name, it's common f*cking courtesy to not just assume they're okay with it??
 
A recurring theme in cyberpunk dystopia parodies is the citizens being reduced to replaceable cogs identified only by ID numbers. This guy watches those and just wistfully thinks, "ahh, maybe that will be me someday".
A requirement to not wanting to be treated like a cog is to actually be a person of some value. Having an actual relationship to your parents, having collegues who actually look up to you or want to hang out with you in the break room, having a family and kids of your own, being a part of some community organisation, a church, a mosque, a dance class, whatever. These people can't manage even that. They hate mom and dad, they don't speak to their siblings, they have no skills, no life, no friends, no community. Being a number and not a person is a step up. Nineteen Eighty Four got it wrong; "6079 Smith W" is being treated with too much personhood.
 
The user then entered the thread to argue with everyone about how you can't be racist to white people and anyone who disagreed was a white supremacist

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Notice one is [removed by reddit] you get that not from the moderators, but from the reddit trust and safety. He basically fed posted his hate for snow roaches so much even reddit admins has to remove it lol. What a faggot. He's the type to get culturally enriched by some immigration youths while yelling how much of an ally he is.
 
Notice one is [removed by reddit] you get that not from the moderators, but from the reddit trust and safety. He basically fed posted his hate for snow roaches so much even reddit admins has to remove it lol. What a faggot. He's the type to get culturally enriched by some immigration youths while yelling how much of an ally he is.
Right. When it comes down to it, he's white. He might be self-hating and see himself as an ally, but in their eyes he's their enemy regardless if he leans left or right.
 
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