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A twitch clip of a streamer getting attacked by immigrants and completely peaceful muslims is posted on /r/LivestreamFail. But worry not for the tranny jannies of Reddit mass deleted comments belonging to people able to use their eyes.
Funny how the people crying about perceived fascism are the ones who actually make the most fascist shit.

I am retarded and couldn't find a way to recover the missing comments but the ones are a good hint to what happened.
My favorite out of the bunch:
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A streamer in pink with a camera guy in a bright light.
She's baiting and this is the desired outcome. I am not saying attacking her is OK but this is not representative at all.
People see a camera, people will fuck with it.
Edit: lol. You guys seem to forget how much people hate streamers. She did this in hope to get this response. If this went by smoothly, it wouldn't generate attention and views.
Fascinating.
 
What is it with redditors and ethiopian food in particular? It's always ethiopian
Because it's the ultimate slop. 99% of dishes are just a giant flat bread used as a plate covered in spiced curry-style meat and veg, with bread used to pick up and absorb it for eating.

It's as far from Western-style cuisine you can get, and that means performative approval from the demoralized pRedditors.
 
I almost wonder if the total APR exceeded local Usury laws and that's why they are lowering the payment.

One state I lived in had usury laws on the books that included total interest and all fees including late fees in the max interest rate.

I had a coworker who was sort of an idiot, set up autopay and never checked his loan account. He was two weeks late with one payment due to an unexpected hit to his bank balance, called up the lender, explained the situation and next paycheck and paid them his payment + the late fee. (he was also getting raped on the interest rate but that's another story)
What they didn't tell him was that they had billed him extra interest on his unpaid principal, and because that wasn't paid, charged him an extra late fee. So something like a year later he learns about this because his rolling late fees + compounded unpaid interest is now more than his payment, so he's not even making a short payment anymore.
So I check the laws, and sure enough state says their Usury was capped at (IIRC) 27% including any bullshit fees including late fees, so he's got a solid case to make them reduce the ammount he's owed.

Then I look at his lender. Its some bank owned by the Blackfoot tribe in the Dakotas. Sovereign immunity and tribal law means state law doesn't apply. He's stuck being raped by the injuns.

Instead you get it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW and pay a whole extra year of interest.
Having been car shopping with women before, all I will say is "Never again. I either get the car for them by myself and they show up to sign the paperwork, or I have no part in the ensuing transaction". Every woman I have been with has that exact fucking attitude to the purchase. Walking away from table never once occurs to them, getting a different vehicle or a different brand doesn't enter their mind once they picked something.

There was one time it was not completely horrendous.
My sister got her car totaled by a drunk driver - thankfully it was parked and she wasn't driving and she had non-shit insurance, so she had a check from the insurance company. She saw a few years old Chevy at a Honda dealership that was a trade in, did a test drive, liked it and told the sales guy "I have $Number in a check from my insurance company because someone totaled my car. I need $Number to be the OTD price - tax, title, license, and extended warranty. that's it, that's my budget so take it or it won't work." and the sales guy said "Yeah we can do that" since he was happy to be rid of the thing and was really just looking to get the trade-in value back.

I don't "allow" tigers to eat people, but if you walk past the signs warning you of danger and stick your arm into the cage to pet the kitty, I'm not going to feel anything but schadenfreude for you.

There's a large portion of people who think they can just infinitely roll their loan into a new car every year forever without consequences. Ignorance is bliss, and it's big money taking advantage of ignorance.

There's millions of reddit threads where people discovered their mistake only once the first payment was made, when a 5 second Google search would have made them walk away before signing.
You are 100% correct, and there is definitely a market for putting desperate people who are retarded with money over the barrel.

However, I dislike predatory lenders because its done by the jews because they are going to the sick, weak, and stupid now, but once they get stronger they're going to come after more and bigger prey and they need to be discouraged from doing so.

I feel its sort of like with cigarettes. You don't need to regulate the market anymore than it is, just have anyone paying over 15% APR sign a plan-english form that says "I understand I am being bent over and raped by these loan terms but am forced to accept that by my situation".
 
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Lmao. 100% chance the OP doesn't have children
I'm with the redditor on this one. I'd be pissed if I opened up the Netflix app in front of my kids and it autoplayed some retard comedian telling them that Santa isn't real.

I don't have Netflix and I'd never let my kids use it, but still.

To redditors there is no more cardinal sin than being fed up with trannies. "They are too cowardly to express their opinions because they know we will ban them" is not the own you think it is, reddit janny.

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"If you post your opinion you will be banned"
"Okay I just won't say anything then."
"COWARDS!!!!!"
 
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Lmao. 100% chance the OP doesn't have children
Personally Matt Rife being this boogeyman now is so funny because he was so loved when he first came up only bc he was "hot."


Personally, he's always been ugly as fuck to me. He looks like Handsome Squidward irl and idk if he's got work done but whatever's up with his face makes him look squishy. I've seen his comedy and work and it's really just fucking meh.

He used to be so popular because old ladies got their pussies wet over him and he played along with it, then he started to resent that his shows were full of women that didn't even like his jokes and just wanted attention from him.

And now he's Hitler because he makes off-color jokes like professional stand up comedians used to make. Rip.

Also wasn't he heckled by some random dangerhair in the middle of the show who yelled he wasn't funny bc muh sexism and then she cried when he told her off or is that another Instagram Reel comedian? There's so many of them that they blend together to me.

Kids young enough to think santa is real can barely understand sentences spoken by people on TV.
Seriously, just put Bluey or Snoopy or even Coconut Melon on for the kids. They wont be fucking traumatized cuz they didn't even comprehend anything besides cute puppy cartoon.

These people act like all children need to be in a bubble or else they get the Evil Orange Man Hitler Disease (which ironically makes them exactly like the conservatives in the 90s who said Pokémon was demon worshipping they constantly kvetch about), or they literally pawn them off to pedophiles themselves. It's bizarre to see such whiplash from the same people.

Untrue. Jazz is way fatter.
Also Jazz has a fucking Jew nose.

Like it's funny, out of all the horrific surgeries he's had to endure so young, his parents couldn't be nice and fix that fucking nose first?? The family even changed their name publicly to hide their Jewness, but they kept the nose??

Since they hate him that much, they should've gotten that done at age 16 than an amhole installation.
 
NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.
I opened the spoiler. I didn't the first time I saw it because I saw the horrified reactions, but then my stupid, dumb, retard curiosity got the better of me, and someone decided to put it in the community update thread, so I went back to it and finally opened it.

That is actually so horrific that it didn't even register in my brain. Like, yeah, I see it. I know why it's bad. But I just had no reaction.

I think at this point my brain has seen so many horrific things on the internet that it won't let shit like that pierce through. My point is: if you've been on the internet as long as I have, how does something like this even surprise you anymore? Of course someone did that.

Just go to the SRS Horrorshow thread, it's literally just shit like that every post. Human depravity has no bounds, and we live in times where people, somehow, feel okay to share it with the world. Hell doesn't come when we die: Hell is here, right now, on Earth.
 
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact due to the poster being a vantablack e-nigger!
I don't see how this is even mildly provoking Reddit staff instead of the Redditors themselves. The point of doing this is go protest against Reddit's stupid guidelines but all it does is annoy future people of looking up answers/responses. Isn't that the opposite of what a Redditor wants, I thought they were all about freedom of the people and all that other commie bullshit?

Worst part is how bad they fuck it up. You'd expect a sub dedicated to advice animals to know how they fucking work. They're supposed to be short and punchy, like: eat crayons \\ shit rainbows. Instead you just have something that could've been a post slapped on the picture of a bear. What would've worked better is: Can't go to a new years celebration because I already have one \\ stay at home alone. Or maybe: received 5 new years celebration invitations \\ In bed by 10 pm.
The year is 2025, the date is January 20th. Humanity has lost all hope. There is no turning back. The absolute morons of the U.S. have elected a literal fascist to power. What has happened to us, what have we become as a society. The youth is turning right as we speak, it's an absolutely terrifying thought. People are rallying on fascist dictators who want to be crowned as kings in your beautiful United States of America. They are actively genociding people that they don't like. How can anyone be rooting for this? Are these people insane? What is wrong with them? How can they not live in peace and quiet, why do they have to always go into people's private lives to whine about them? Immigrants are doing nothing wrong to the country but they believe the opposite, it's actually doing good for the country with all the open labor that regular Americans refuse to do. It's just that simple, doofuses. Trump is literally Hitler reincarnated and these Nazi's are just cheering them on, how anyone can be for this is just insanity. Israel is behind all of this, clearly. Palestinians are suffering and yet here we are with the Jewish elite sitting on top of us. Instead of genociding Palestinians, we should be gassing the Jews once more, it only seems fair. Communism would've never allowed for such irrevocable acts of hatred and death. Communism would've solved all of this without a second thought. It would've gave me a job to perform without me sitting here on Reddit typing this out. I would've been useful to society but now I'm here, doing nothing. I want to be the arts teacher in the new reformed Atheist school of communist America, I want to teach kids about the importance of social acceptance and gender non-conformity. I want to teach children the basics of being a normal human being with common sense, is that too much to ask?

Fuck Trump.
Average r/adviceanimals post.
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What is it with these pathetic fucking retards always wanting to have everyone show their fucking identity to everyone? "Oooh, big man with an anonymous profile downvoting me!", sorry, would you prefer to be punched in the face by an actual person instead when you actively shout that into the streets, because that would be more unanonymized! "Stay mad, losers!" He says, in the safety of his own home, typing it in his disgusting, cum-drenched bed, with his greasy iPhone 17 Pro Max XL Super-sized with a Disney phone case (I love Disney!), wishing he had any pussy by him white-knighting immigrants and women until he dies. -- These people are the worst of the worst, I actively despise them.
 
NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.
Goddamn that's the funniest thing I've seen this year. Great way to start the day. I don't really want to know, but I am a bit curious on how he tied himself up into a knot like that, what a fucking retard.
 
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.


No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
Nigger, what fucking cenobite bullshit is this? There's not enough horrifying ratings in the world to make that justice
 
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.


No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
Well I certainly wouldn't have guessed that one.
 
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.


No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
I'm honestly impressed.
Growing up in the early 90's and being exposed to the worst of humanity via Stileproject, and later eFukt - I honestly thought that I had seen everything that the dregs of humanity could offer. Truly.

...and then this magnificent creature appeared before me via the fruit farm.
What this half-faggot has done to himself is a literal work of modern art.

I don't sit here in disgust. I'm in awe. Jaw dropped. Numb. Fixated on a blur of pixels that my brain just can't wrap itself around. Where does it start and where does it end?
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- Relativity (1953) - Maurits Cornelis Escher

At my age, you start to become bitter and desensitized. You really start to believe: "Nothing is new under the sun".
Then, farmers of very great fruit deliver a culinary feast for the eyes. This is new. This has never been done before - simply because no one loved cocks as much as this degenerate faggot fuck does.

So far, this is the best day of the year on the internet for me. Thank you kindly, friends.
 
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