Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Karen Riley said:
I'm curious what everyone thinks of the big upcoming MLP movie date. Is it going to take place or will Jessica have postponed it over their little fallout? At least after that date we'll be able to get a better grasp on who Jessica is and what her intentions are.
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Even sooner than that. I don't think we have enough information to accurately guess what will happen, but I feel like whatever happens will reveal a lot about what Jessica's intentions are. If she actually goes out with him, then I would guess that she's legit. If she uses this as an excuse to push it off, I'm calling Troll.

Currently I think she's legitimate. This event reminded me of another similar situation that I watched unfold, and Jessica fits the part perfectly. I think she is a very damaged person, possibly the victim of prior abuse. She's sick of not getting what she wants from relationships, and she sees Chris as someone that she can mold into a perfect partner.

This event was a calculated move. By catching him "cheating" on her, she can do two things: she can discourage Chris from ever looking elsewhere in the future, and perhaps more importantly, she lets him know how easily he can lose her. Chris is under her thumb now, because if he puts a toe out of line, she's made him believe that she'll leave him alone again.

Basically, she really is Barb 2.0. Ironic, that Chris wanted a new mommy, and got someone who appears to be every bit as manipulative.

If I'm right about this, though, it's not going to be pretty. This probably won't be the only public breakup/resolution that we see. Chris will chafe as she tightens the leash. And of course she will absolutely tighten the leash because how sad would it be to be dumped by Chris Chan?

Now, I will admit that I might be totally wrong about all of this. I kind of hope that I am, honestly. This whole spiel today just seemed very familiar, and when I compared the various players, things lined up pretty neatly.
 
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bruh you ever wondered how you ended up obsessively talking down on an incredibly autistic man who decided to turn into a shemale and is still pulling hos while your're sitting there eating doritos and mountain dew and youre a 45 year old virgin
 
Guy Smiley said:
Currently I think she's legitimate. This event reminded me of another similar situation that I watched unfold, and Jessica fits the part perfectly. I think she is a very damaged person, possibly the victim of prior abuse. She's sick of not getting what she wants from relationships, and she sees Chris as someone that she can mold into a perfect partner.
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I see no reason to think that she's real. The pictures of "herself" could easily have been saved from some collection of pictures from some person online. Especially with the super exaggerated expression in th scowling picture. It looks like something someone who thought they were being SO RANDOM would post, like the duck face cranked up to 11.

If she is "real" then she's just some attention whore latching on to Chris to make people notice her. She only made the Chris related posts public, and she was clearly acting really upset (acting in an attention seeking way) in an online relationship she knows isn't real.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I see no reason to think that she's real. The pictures of "herself" could easily have been saved from some collection of pictures from some person online. Especially with the super exaggerated expression in th scowling picture. It looks like something someone who thought they were being SO RANDOM would post, like the duck face cranked up to 11.
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I probably should have tied it better to the first part of my post. If she goes to the MLP movie, I think the odds are that she's legitimate and legitimately damaged. If she pushes it off, she's probably fake and messing with him.
 
I honestly can't figure this one out. I've read a lot of theories about Jessica, and to me, none of them quite make sense. At the moment, I'm inclining towards "whatever she is, she's crazy," which would explain the inconsistencies.
4Macie said:
And this is how you know it won't last.

Girlfriend asked Chris to stop following and paying money to other women. She asked him to stop obsessing and constantly retweeting them things that seem like flirtation and advances.
Chris's response is: I don't want to. FINE! I admit defeat and I will stop, but it's against my will!!

Chris will just continue to lie (to "protect" his gf) and he will continue to patron these women, buy porn drawings, and re-tweet them from alt/sock accounts.
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Chris is a "letter of the law" kind of guy. If you tell him to stop doing something he enjoys, he will find any loophole he can, and assume that's okay. Like with this, in his head, he is obeying the rule his girlfriend set to stop chasing Doopie, but Jessica never said anything about telling Doopie that he didn't want to stop, so that's okay. Not once did he think of Jessica's feelings (I know, she's probably not legit, but Chris doesn't know that).

I think Jessica has underestimated Chris' stubbornness when it comes to doing what he wants. If you said to Chris, "Here is a billion dollars and a harem, all you need to do is smarten up and go to work for a week," he'd shrug and go right back to his toys.
 
Guy Smiley said:
I probably should have tied it better to the first part of my post. If she goes to the MLP movie, I think the odds are that she's legitimate and legitimately damaged. If she pushes it off, she's probably fake and messing with him.
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Trolls will still go on a date or two with Chris though. There was the date with "Emily" and the couple dates (I think it was 2) he went on with Catherine.
 
Here we go again....
 

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Guy Smiley said:
Currently I think she's legitimate. This event reminded me of another similar situation that I watched unfold, and Jessica fits the part perfectly. I think she is a very damaged person, possibly the victim of prior abuse. She's sick of not getting what she wants from relationships, and she sees Chris as someone that she can mold into a perfect partner.
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So you're suggesting that she wants to make Chris into a "sweetheart from the ground-up".
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Everything is fine according to Chris.

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What worries me is that their "relationship" is still fresh and they're already having quarrels. I really don't think this will last long, but then again, who knows. They both seem to be incredibly clingy so I also wouldn't be surprised if they dragged it out just to avoid dealing with the fallout. It seems like Chris may have met the female version of himself. Or she's a femme fatale type and just wants to watch him burn.
 
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