Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He signed up with a contractor to remodel his home in September (on top of the constant need of his tard baby). Then the excuse switched to something he would not diverge on social media.

lol TY I wonder if it has anything to do with how bad his insurance bungle went.

I was able to get the screenshot. I don't remember seeing it posted.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Really Chris? I’d have never noticed... Someone contribute to his e-begging podcast so he can afford a hair cut.

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does he have fucking FAS

 

[Jazz never died!]

After ducking out for several hundred, (possibly a thousand?) pages, its supremely comforting to know that Bob still is (and always will be) Bob. He's like the comfort lolcow, always there, always just what you need.

Why do you think "Bob will always be Bob" is a meme for lolcow consumers

And personality disorders.

Not knowing the qoute "brevity is the soul of wit" and not being talented/creative.

 

[Bolo]

Been a while since I've been this baffled by this idiot.

Ok, context for this tweet is shit, Robert is discussing political galaxy brains sperg with a pansexual troon (if you couldn't guess by the name), but that is ignorable shit.

But Robert's notion that bombs win wars? what?

First off, even if we entretain this bullshit, you still need money to make the motherfucking bombs, they don't sprout from the ground.

Second, bombs don't do shit if there isn't a seizable army to OCCUPY the place they are bombing to begin with, otherwise you are just making holes in the ground. The nukes on Japan would be meaningless if there wasn't already a fleet of American ships ready to occupy Japan.

So no, war didn't change, you still need money and people, cry all you want about "muh drones, and muh science", but jack shit gets done if there isn't boots on the ground.

 

[NeverHappened]

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Been a while since I've been this baffled by this idiot.

Gaius Terantius Varro does have a very good point. This is Hannibal's last hour!

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Been a while since I've been this baffled by this idiot.

Ok, context for this tweet is shit, Robert is discussing political galaxy brains sperg with a pansexual troon (if you couldn't guess by the name), but that is ignorable shit.

But Robert's notion that bombs win wars? what?

First off, even if we entretain this bullshit, you still need money to make the motherfucking bombs, they don't sprout from the ground.

Second, bombs don't do shit if there isn't a seizable army to OCCUPY the place they are bombing to begin with, otherwise you are just making holes in the ground. The nukes on Japan would be meaningless if there wasn't already a fleet of American ships ready to occupy Japan.

So no, war didn't change, you still need money and people, cry all you want about "muh drones, and muh science", but jack shit gets done if there isn't boots on the ground.

One wonders if Bob's idea of SOOPERIA FYOOCHA warfare is everybody just getting into dematerialization chambers because a computer told them they're "casualties" like in that one episode of Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon".

 

[NeverHappened]

One wonders if Bob's idea of SOOPERIA FYOOCHA warfare is everybody just getting into dematerialization chambers because a computer told them they're "casualties" like in that one episode of Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon".

More like the system in Winter Soldier, the only difference is Hydra is lead by a black woman.

SpoilersIt's just kills anyone deemed danagerous

 

[Meriasek]

One wonders if Bob's idea of SOOPERIA FYOOCHA warfare is everybody just getting into dematerialization chambers because a computer told them they're "casualties" like in that one episode of Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon".

Way too involved, Bob doesn't see TOS Trek as anything to think about, just campy fun and a reason to buy little phaser toys and shit.
His superior future is the fleet of automated assassin helicarriers from Winter Soldier. Murder all the undesirables from orbit and have the option of murdering more whenever someone gets out of line, because you know that Bob gets his actual inspiration mostly from the MCU. And he'd probably argue that the helicarriers were a great idea, just that the targetting parameters need to be controlled by the tribunal of Harris, Clinton, and Cortez to ensure only appropriate targets are hit.

/edit: Goddamnfuckingninjas.
/edit2: Also, just being shot by railguns from above is kinda humane for Bob, he'd probably prefer the targetting mechanism to only shoot to the stomach so that the victim suffers a bit before dying.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Way too involved, Bob doesn't see TOS Trek as anything to think about, just campy fun and a reason to buy little phaser toys and shit.
His superior future is the fleet of automated assassin helicarriers from Winter Soldier. Murder all the undesirables from orbit and have the option of murdering more whenever someone gets out of line, because you know that Bob gets his actual inspiration mostly from the MCU. And he'd probably argue that the helicarriers were a great idea, just that the targetting parameters need to be controlled by the tribunal of Harris, Clinton, and Cortez to ensure only appropriate targets are hit.

/edit: Goddamnfuckingninjas.
/edit2: Also, just being shot by railguns from above is kinda humane for Bob, he'd probably prefer the targetting mechanism to only shoot to the stomach so that the victim suffers a bit before dying.

Oh, of fucking course. The goddamn MCU.

Read another book Watch another movie, Bob.

 

[NeverHappened]

Way too involved, Bob doesn't see TOS Trek as anything to think about, just campy fun and a reason to buy little phaser toys and shit.
His superior future is the fleet of automated assassin helicarriers from Winter Soldier. Murder all the undesirables from orbit and have the option of murdering more whenever someone gets out of line, because you know that Bob gets his actual inspiration mostly from the MCU. And he'd probably argue that the helicarriers were a great idea, just that the targetting parameters need to be controlled by the tribunal of Harris, Clinton, and Cortez to ensure only appropriate targets are hit.

/edit: Goddamnfuckingninjas.
/edit2: Also, just being shot by railguns from above is kinda humane for Bob, he'd probably prefer the targetting mechanism to only shoot to the stomach so that the victim suffers a bit before dying.

He is indeed a villain, except he has to adjust his ideology so that he'll have someone in the world agree with him. There should be some sort of Kiwi Farms(tm) media we have where he's a villain of a sort, like a dumb Civ Modmod or even just a fanfiction.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He is indeed a villain, except he has to adjust his ideology so that he'll have someone in the world agree with him. There should be some sort of Kiwi Farms(tm) media we have where he's a villain of a sort, like a dumb Civ Modmod or even just a fanfiction.

yeah, sorta like what EFAP and Mauler have going on.

 

[dzonatan]

I don't think he even tolerates beer. He stated he cannot drink alcohol, period, and I'm guessing this includes such mundane things as wine, beer, or cider as well as the hard shit like whiskey, bourbon, rum, etc. The one thing he did of "Things I cannot do" was "(cannot) drink alcohol" and shows him making a nauseated, about-to-throw-up face when someone stuffs a martini glass full of god knows what booze under his nose. IDK maybe dobson really, really can't hold his liquor to the point where even SMELLING it makes him nauseous lol.

Movieblob on the other hand, I don't think Bob ever met a booze he wouldn't drink.

I assumed Dobson was just like me.

Beer? Bitter at times but fine.
Wine? Eh... bit chemical in smell but can handle it for Christmas.
Vodka? Ok now that's disgusting.

And personality disorders.

And highschool grudges.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I assumed Dobson was just like me.

Beer? Bitter at times but fine.
Wine? Eh... bit chemical in smell but can handle it for Christmas.
Vodka? Ok now that's disgusting.


And highschool grudges.

I think half the problem with Dobson is that he looks down upon "dudebros" and "jocks" who binge-drink to excess, especially in college. He can't even make himself drink booze, because the toxic male dudebros do, and he wants to put himself above all that. Plus I get the feeling Dobson's parents aren't all that into booze themselves.

Movieblob never had that issue; from all indications, alcoholism runs in the family and Blob's no exception.

 

[JustStopDude]

But Robert's notion that bombs win wars? what?

First off, even if we entretain this bullshit, you still need money to make the motherfucking bombs, they don't sprout from the ground.

Second, bombs don't do shit if there isn't a seizable army to OCCUPY the place they are bombing to begin with, otherwise you are just making holes in the ground. The nukes on Japan would be meaningless if there wasn't already a fleet of American ships ready to occupy Japan.

Counter argument, the Nato Bombing campaign successfully ended Serbia's ability to continue a war and an argument could be made this is an example where a conflict was won without deployed land forces.

Counter counter argument, there is zero chance that Bob would have remembered this conflict or even acknowledge that it existed as it's never had a shitty superhero movie use the conflict as a fucking set piece.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

For all his ranting and raving about a "Star Trek future" I don't think Bob has ever actually watched anything Star Trek in his life because the simple messages like "war bad" and "everyone is equal" never seem to come up when he talks about it.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

How's the brigade against the channel that called him out for defending a pedo movie going?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How's the brigade against the channel that called him out for defending a pedo movie going?

It seems like he realized the Streisand Effect was a thing and gave that up.
EDIT:

For all his ranting and raving about a "Star Trek future" I don't think Bob has ever actually watched anything Star Trek in his life because the simple messages like "war bad" and "everyone is equal" never seem to come up when he talks about it.

He disagrees with its simple messages. In his mind, the Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls are not equal to the enlightened suburban city dwellers like himself, and war is good as long as it's directed towards the right people.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How's the brigade against the channel that called him out for defending a pedo movie going?

Completely abandoned when it didn't instantly vanish.

 

[Foltest]

The key to winning war is not bombs as Bloober think. It is logistic and having a good startegy. The averege roman soldier was weaker than the german warrior, but what the roman had, was good weaponry, good strategic thinking and an amazing logistic . Logistic win wars. bombs doesn't.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Completely abandoned when it didn't instantly vanish.

Not sure why I thought anything was going to come out of it. This is Bob we're talking about.