Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

HAY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW I'M AN ENGINEEEEER, ONLY TRUE NERDS GET WHATS ON MY SHIRT, I'M SOOOOO SMART GUYS, LOOK AT MY SCIENCEY, SCIENCE JOKES

Fuck you Chris, the same """"""""joke"""""""" has been done in every high school math olympics for the past 30 years. What's next? Will he have a big boy chair that is just a box that says "shrodinger"?

Besides, doesn't his shirt technically say "May the 0 be with you?". If he wanted it to say "May the Force be with you" shouldn't he only have kept one of the sides of the equation?

That was a rethorical question, we all know the dipshit paid 50 bucks for that shirt to feel smarter than a 10th grader.

 

[existencialdispointment]

did Bob seriously try to claim his stament about eugenics was a joke? and people believed him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

HIS NAME IS ROBERT CHIPMAN!
HIS NAME IS ROBERT CHIPMAN!
HIS NAME IS ROBERT CHIPMAN!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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Both of them need to just accept it and shave their heads consistently. Their hair's been fucked for a while now, but is especially bad in this picture. Bob looks like he shaved a stripe down his head then had to rush out the door.

 

[instythot]

Both of them need to just accept it and shave their heads consistently. Their hair's been fucked for a while now, but is especially bad in this picture. Bob looks like he shaved a stripe down his head then had to rush out the door.

Even Bob's vanity cheek sucking only produces a weird dimple in his face fat now

 

[blablabla]

those are retard eyes

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You have to remember that with the pandemic, Bob isn't getting his usual exercise of "stand in front of an arcade machine for a few hours to gamble for tickets."

It has been really hard on his health.

Edit: Bob's twitter is currently full of him retweeting people saying nice things about him (and trans simping, but that is all the time). What hurt his ego this time?

Bob told a black progressive man, with a check mark, that he didn't know what racism is yesterday and got called out by Glenn Greenwald of all people.

did Bob seriously try to claim his stament about eugenics was a joke? and people believed him.

In Bob's defense the original one that everyone throws at his face was kind of a joke. Kinda. The problem is is that Bob does not know humor and we have almost a decade of him being all for ethnic cleansing based on voting lines proving that this is his real thoughts couched in "humor". Even if it was a pure joke, I could not begin to care anymore. This is the world Bob and his spergy ilk wanted, a world where a fucking tweet from years ago can be dredged up and ruin you. Enjoy your crow Bobbyboi. It's hot and steamy.

 

[AnOminous]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

They look like two sex offenders contemplating revolting acts of pederasty.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Looking at Berlin and thinking "yea what happened there was a good thing" is a scorching hot take to say the least.

I guess add one more to the "insane bullshit Bob thinks" pile.

Why am I unsurprised to see that Eugenics Bob is defending the mass rapes committed by the Red Army?

If Bob were British he'd be called Bob Crispman and rant about Norfeners who deprived him of living in the future where Dr. Who is real.

In other words, he'd be a Guardian columnist who writes condescending articles about how the plebs were tricked into voting Leave by a big red bus and how populism (read: listening to the democratically expressed will of the people) is a bad thing.

"Oi mates! Picture Bobby here, presenting me latest masterpiece: Eel Pie marinated in Lucozade Energy!"
*Gordon Ramsay screaming in the distance*

This post is such a good example of Islamic content that Pope Urbanus II declared a Crusade against it.

take your bets how this retard is going to inject himself in the cyberpunk release hype
a) muh trans representation
b) retarted political sperging
c) im too intellectual to play pc games
d) this games is going to make the CHUDS mad!

I don't really keep up to date with vidya. What's so controversial about Cyberpunk 2077 and where do the video game world's SJW's come into it?

I love how every Chipman dinner looks like "shitty church potluck" at best and "unholy abomination against God" at worst.

They make the things I was served at primary school look like ambrosia.

It doesn’t help that with Biden winning, it’ll make the Democrats more vulnerable for a huge red wave than the Obama presidency.

I’ve been saying this a lot, but the Democrats need to disassociate themselves with people like Bob and SJWs like AOC and the Squad if they want to win back the working class.

I'd say that the Democrats need to split in two, purely because ”tax the rich” and ”cut taxes on the rich” are two contradictory philosophies which, on an issue as big as taxation, shouldn't be in the same party.

That, and it would be nice to see AOC and her ilk, who routinely complain that if it wasn't for them Pmurt would have won and so the Democrats should make the Green New Money Black Hole official policy, put their money where their mouths are and actually try to get stuff done without support from the DNC.

You're putting more thought into this than Bob has. Super Bob World works the same way as pop culture, there's a very clearly defined line between the good guys and the bad guys because having gray areas is problematic and yikes since how dare you show the other side may have reasons for doing what they do. If the "nazis" are the bad guys (and they are, pop culture has told me so!) then anyone who is against them have to be the good guys. And well, friendo, Bob is a good guy so he has to side with the good guys.

It's the same reason why people can tweet "I wish every white person had cancer and died an excruciatingly painful death. Even the children and babies. I'm being so sincere right now, this is not an exaggeration." and there will be hordes of white people falling over themselves to like the post and go "yaaas slay kween we whitey suck lol". Or rich young people cheering for socialism. They operate under the delusion that because they are "one of the good ones" the people who they are propping up (and who hate them) won't turn on them ever. Which has never happened in the story of mankind, because the useful idiots are among the first to get eaten.


Bob barely put any effort into his "personal" account before resuming his sperging on his "professional" one. And that's because something forced him to create that account, because we all know Bob wouldn't have done that by himself.

It's pretty easy to put more thought into political analysis than Roberto but thanks for the compliment.

Definitely. In the (admittedly unlikely) event of a communist revolution here in the UK, I'll be one of the first people sent to the gulag along with the Royals and Laurence Fox, but I'll be able to take comfort in the fact that the rich white girls who talk about how evil the Tories are while having their uni fees paid by their Tory-voting grandparents, and who would be buying hoodies with ”tax the rich” written on them for $60 if they lived in America, will be joining me soon.

HAY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW I'M AN ENGINEEEEER, ONLY TRUE NERDS GET WHATS ON MY SHIRT, I'M SOOOOO SMART GUYS, LOOK AT MY SCIENCEY, SCIENCE JOKES

Fuck you Chris, the same """"""""joke"""""""" has been done in every high school math olympics for the past 30 years. What's next? Will he have a big boy chair that is just a box that says "shrodinger"?

Besides, doesn't his shirt technically say "May the 0 be with you?". If he wanted it to say "May the Force be with you" shouldn't he only have kept one of the sides of the equation?

That was a rethorical question, we all know the dipshit paid 50 bucks for that shirt to feel smarter than a 10th grader.

What's the point of that shirt, other than to show everyone you're a neek who loves Star Wars and acted like the smartest kid in the year despite barely getting a 5 in maths and English?

They look like two sex offenders contemplating revolting acts of pederasty.

Scratch a male feminist and a nonce bleeds.

 

[Druveer]

A young lesbian couple in the neighborhood swears to this day that one dark night, some sort of "demonic pig creature" stared into their window, but nothing could ever be proven...

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The first time I read that portion of the book I was 13 laying in bed at 2 am right next to a window. Decided that was enough reading for the night....

What you've done above is scarier.


Someone named Dave Burton has decided to have a go at ole Blobbert.

https://twitter.com/HalfTangible/status/1335976487263084546
https://archive.md/KCJKu

The best bit is that he's posted screenshots of the comments he's referring to:

Spoiler: Screenshot of David Burtons twitter thread.

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You'd have to be a die hard Bobert supporter to handwave away most of these comments.

 

[instythot]

"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335731693047701514

https://archive.vn/UsvAX

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No idea what was said as it's been nuked by the author but...it replied.
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Spoiler: It

https://twitter.com/celine_dionysus

https://archive.vn/tjxPP

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https://twitter.com/celine_dionysus/status/1335667826309427296

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I did find someone who's not innately superior per se

https://twitter.com/ToweringClam/status/1335735208843292673

https://archive.vn/oeIzZ

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I do believe that mirror version would definitely hate this version of himself

https://twitter.com/ToweringClam/status/1335650718267674627

https://archive.vn/QHiW4

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But not to be outdone Bob fires back at the first troon

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335742964707024900

https://archive.vn/ArVDX

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I was unaware of who this Lily person was till @nlanpro informed me and I am full staff in anticipation on seeing if love can bloom in a flame war.

So Bob told a progressive black man "You don't know what actual racism is you stupid nigger", in so many words, and now he's picking fights with non-binary twinks? If he keeps this up will he drunkenly take swings at one of his angels? @DZoomer this is why I said nothing will make him not smug. Bob cannot be wrong and he will mulch whoever it takes, be they POC or one of the alphabet people, to keep himself right. As of now HE IS STILL CLAIMING HE WAS RIGHT IN CALLING OUT THE BLACK GUY!

Be warned, there is a bit of build up.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335747112642994177

https://archive.vn/nUd2x

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Spoiler: Tweeted pics

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"Heh. You see I am technically right in my own definition of telling that coon he doesn't know what racism is you plebian"

AND AS I'M WRITING THIS HE'S STILL TRYING TO PROVE HIS POINT WITH THAT NON-BINARY TWINK!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335748965220888582

https://archive.vn/grlGX

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He's also losing ground with other alphabet people

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335749378015948801

https://archive.vn/VIBgI

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Side note, why do these faggots have to ruin things I like like MST3K? Y'all idgits ruined The Gauntlet by making it an ADHD, unfocused, joke vomit mess.
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Back to the combative troon

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1335750860568203266

https://archive.vn/oU7z8

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I gotta get sleep at some point but this is too much fun

EDIT:
Added in archives that I forgot.

Oh, the delicious irony of Bob describing anyone else as "good for nothing to start with" never loses its zest

 

[BubbleButt]

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Yes, it is totally believable that Robert has lost enough weight to "reverse his diabetes"

Unrelated: Holy fuck, Bob is sporting a rack. One step towards the troon outcome, I guess

This is Bob
Bob has bitch tits

 

[Pagliacci]

I don't really keep up to date with vidya. What's so controversial about Cyberpunk 2077 and where do the video game world's SJW's come into it?

I've seen both SJWs and anti-SJWs get angry over Cyberpunk 2077. People on the right are angry about the game having transgender options even though it's a cyberpunk dystopian future (with a focus on cyborgs and body modification) so it makes sense people would be able to casually change their body parts like that.

Meanwhile I've seen people on the left complain that the game "objectifies trans bodies and treats them as commodities". Which is a stupid complaint because it's a cyberpunk dystopia so objectifying EVERYONE'S bodies and treating them as commodities is the point. Again it's a DYSTOPIA, it's not supposed to be a pleasant model society. It's supposed to be "problematic" and fucked up. Really the game suffers a lot due to people's inability to realize that just because a piece of media portrays [THING] doesn't mean it is condoning and promoting [THING].

On top of that the left also claimed the game was racist because it has a black gang called the "Animals" (in their minds it's offensive to compare black people to animals). The thing is however the creator of the Cyberpunk franchise is himself black.

Spoiler: quote from Cyberpunk creator

"1) If I wasn't heavily involved, I would be able to get more done. As it is, I barely have a life. 2) As for the Animals--the WHOLE FREAKING POINT is that they think of themselves as POWERFUL, DANGEROUS, WILD ANIMALS. You'd have thought the Lady named "Sasquatch" would have given them a clue. 3) The original Voodoo Boys were a scathing commentary on cultural appropriation. I LOVE the idea that real practicioners of Voudon moved in and took back their turf. And they even got the Creole right! 4) Who the (bleep) do YOU think you are to tell ME whether or not MY creation was done right or not?"

It's actually pretty similar to Bob's little fuck up yesterday. Two separate cases of people blindly calling someone racist for something trivial and then looking like idiots when it turns out the person they're accusing of being racist against blacks are actually black themselves. Alas these people will never learn.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh, the delicious irony of Bob describing anyone else as "good for nothing to start with" never loses its zest

Robert definitely heard that about himself growing up. I doubt it was from the bullies at school, who would have focused on his obesity, ugly face, lack of popularity, and virgin status. That “good for nothing” talk usually comes from a parent. Pat Chipman seems bland enough, but the speculation about Peter Chipman has always focused on alcoholism and distant relationships with his sons. Any further intel on the lifelong newspaperman who spawned these genetic mistakes?

 

[instythot]

I don't recall seeing this posted before, so apologies (and all the alarm clocks) if it was:

Good find, this guy is a riot. You can hear the anger he still has 6 years on when he says "and this is why gamergate was necessary" and the irony of him (correctly) accusing Bob of having incel rage right after having described women as manipulating you into donating to their patreon or onlyfans, depending on their brand of manipulation is great.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've seen both SJWs and anti-SJWs get angry over Cyberpunk 2077. People on the right are angry about the game having transgender options even though it's a cyberpunk dystopian future (with a focus on cyborgs and body modification) so it makes sense people would be able to casually change their body parts like that.

Meanwhile I've seen people on the left complain that the game "objectifies trans bodies and treats them as commodities". Which is a stupid complaint because it's a cyberpunk dystopia so objectifying EVERYONE'S bodies and treating them as commodities is the point. Again it's a DYSTOPIA, it's not supposed to be a pleasant model society. It's supposed to be "problematic" and fucked up. Really the game suffers a lot due to people's inability to realize that just because a piece of media portrays [THING] doesn't mean it is condoning and promoting [THING].

On top of that the left also claimed the game was racist because it has a black gang called the "Animals" (in their minds it's offensive to compare black people to animals). The thing is however the creator of the Cyberpunk franchise is himself black.

Spoiler: quote from Cyberpunk creator

"1) If I wasn't heavily involved, I would be able to get more done. As it is, I barely have a life. 2) As for the Animals--the WHOLE FREAKING POINT is that they think of themselves as POWERFUL, DANGEROUS, WILD ANIMALS. You'd have thought the Lady named "Sasquatch" would have given them a clue. 3) The original Voodoo Boys were a scathing commentary on cultural appropriation. I LOVE the idea that real practicioners of Voudon moved in and took back their turf. And they even got the Creole right! 4) Who the (bleep) do YOU think you are to tell ME whether or not MY creation was done right or not?"

It's actually pretty similar to Bob's little fuck up yesterday. Two separate cases of people blindly calling someone racist for something trivial and then looking like idiots when it turns out the person they're accusing of being racist against blacks are actually black themselves. Alas these people will never learn.

Cheers.

Complaining that a dystopia oppresses transgenders' bodies is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. What next, will they accuse Room 101 of being a patriarchal social construct?

 

[The tired cat]

Cheers.

Complaining that a dystopia oppresses transgenders' bodies is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. What next, will they accuse Room 101 of being a patriarchal social construct?

I mean, these people also got pissy how in CP77 being trans isn't seen as special anymore. Plus, I'm sure people like Jim Sterling still hates CDPR because one time they posted on their GoG twitter a gif of the Postal dude pissing on the grave of game journalism.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't really keep up to date with vidya. What's so controversial about Cyberpunk 2077 and where do the video game world's SJW's come into it?

RetardEra trannies are claiming it is literally murdering trannies somehow. Nobody outside RetardEra understands this and with its 91% positive rating on Metacritic, literally not a single review even mentions the nontroversy. It is just pure unhinged RetardEra lunacy that they have been unable to get any traction on.

Good find, this guy is a riot. You can hear the anger he still has 6 years on when he says "and this is why gamergate was necessary" and the irony of him (correctly) accusing Bob of having incel rage right after having described women as manipulating you into donating to their patreon or onlyfans, depending on their brand of manipulation is great.

Bob's open seething after getting called out by Lindsay Ellis was pure passive-aggressive incel shit.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Cheers.

Complaining that a dystopia oppresses transgenders' bodies is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. What next, will they accuse Room 101 of being a patriarchal social construct?

Have a look at the RestEra thread. They've gone into a full blown meltdown over it, to the point mods are asking users to forward "wrong" opinions made by users on other sites so they can be banned.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Correction, he doesnt play shit unless its made by Nintendo, since he blew 60$ on that crappy Mario game that had 3 terrible ports of old Mario titles.

I don't think he even plays anymore, he just keeps buying Mario games because he thinks that some day, he'll actually feel like playing them again, and he'll have a good time. (He won't, not without biochemical intervention to raise his dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine levels, and even then he'll still have his middle-aged reflexes.) He can't let go of what he used to enjoy even though he doesn't enjoy it anymore, because autists never let go of anything and he can't face the realization of growing emptiness in his life if he abandoned them. I've seen it happen with other autists who can't admit to being former gamers. Besides, he has foolishly made Mario part of his identity. I'm convinced that if Mario ever became "problematic" for whatever reason, he'd go through mourning like the death of a family member. Maybe worse, I can't imagine him skipping Mario's funeral to buy an air conditioner.

Considering the word "Nazi" as uttered by a babbling loon like Bob is basically meaningless, I'd say not really. It basically just means a complete anal polyp like Chimpman is mad at you.

The fact that Hillary could only win the primary by completely rigging it, and still barely won, should have been a huge wake up call, especially when it was to an disheveled open socialist who looks like he sleeps on park benches. Instead she plunged on, viciously attacking the Bernie supporters she needed to win over to win, and running possibly the most incompetent Presidential campaign I've ever seen in my life. She was the worst candidate I've ever seen, and that includes sacrificial lambs like Mondale who had no chance of winning. Unlike them, she actually permanently damaged the Democratic brand.

I see you've already managed to forget the absolutely pathetic "Biden" "campaign" even though it ended a little over a month ago. How much did you have to drink to do that? Asking for a friend.

They need to quit getting married to idiot fringe issues nobody cares about or agrees with, like trooning out kids.

What else do they have? Eternal corruption, eternal domination of politics by the wealthy, eternal Two Minutes Hate of Bad Orange Man and "Nazis", and letting the entire population of Mexico, central and south america come live here. In theory they are in favor of more government-subsidized medical care, which their corporate base are also in favor of but don't want to actually pay for in taxes. They have very little that any sane person might actually want and even less that they can actually deliver.

They look like two sex offenders contemplating revolting acts of pederasty.

Mighty generous of you to say that Bob's "lights are on but no one's home" expression suggest contemplating anything.