Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Clay Claymore]

Bob's trying to be funny. The key word is "trying":
View attachment 248629

He says he's been sitting on that joke for two days? Makes sense. With how big he is, it's no wonder the humor in his jokes is flat.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob's waifu China is supposedly going to relax their stance on foreign investment. Would be a great opportunity for him to sink some money into an economy where the monetary policy is basically based on nationalism rather than any form of reality. Then again, basement dwellers and investment aren't exactly tight buds.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob's waifu China is supposedly going to relax their stance on foreign investment. Would be a great opportunity for him to sink some money into an economy where the monetary policy is basically based on nationalism rather than any form of reality. Then again, basement dwellers and investment aren't exactly tight buds.

I am so surprised that he is so in support of China when they are great examples of the human rights abuse and the rampant corruption of one party governments. I guess he is also ignorant that Chinese investment is a huge bubble in of itself and when it pops, the markets are going to go apeshit.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I am so surprised that he is so in support of China when they are great examples of the human rights abuse and the rampant corruption of one party governments. I guess he is also ignorant that Chinese investment is a huge bubble in of itself and when it pops, the markets are going to go apeshit.

I don't think Bob actually gives a shit about human rights. His biggest concern will always be cheap, pop culture and/or technology consumerism.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Achievements are okay when Mario does it:

I'd rather watch MovieBen than Bob, tbh:

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What? Blob you fat sack of shit, the first apes movie was based on a novel and had themes about the cold war. Remember the ending? The world blew itself up in nuclear annihilation. Also, the new apes movies are franchise reboot, not a prequel trilogy you uneducated cow.

It's obvious Bob has probably only seen one PoTA thing in his life- The 2001 remake with Aperaham Lincoln in it.

Either that or the TV show. Whatever it is, it sure as shit ain't the original movies, the remake trilogy or hell, even the original novel. Bob isn't educated to know what they are, just make passing references to help along his retorts and ramblings.

 

[Gordon Cole]

RIP to a true legend, and I'm calling bullshit on this being real:

 

[Mola Ram]

RIP to a true legend, and I'm calling bullshit on this being real:
View attachment 248802

It's totally real. Romero studied MovieBob's physique so he could more accurately simulate corpse-bloat.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

RIP to a true legend, and I'm calling bullshit on this being real:
View attachment 248802

First of all, if it's clear your about to be in a picture with someone, why the hell would you keep flapping your mouth instead of shutting up for once to actually look at the camera? A lot of other things look off too, like the lighting seeming to be a bit brighter for bob and his positioning seems really off.

 

[tehpope]

Bob looks photoshopped in that picture.

 

[Keystone]

Almost every goddamn lolcow I follow has weighed in on this Doctor Who silliness. Before I was mildly approving if not totally uninterested; now I'm actively rooting for the upcoming season to be total shit.

I think by now everyone is; specifically to spite both social justice faggots like Bob, and the show's writers for (likely) pandering to them in the first place.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

RIP to a true legend, and I'm calling bullshit on this being real:
View attachment 248802

This reeks of green screen.

RIP George, you didn't need some fat Bostoner trying to fake schmooze with you.

 

[Mola Ram]

This reeks of green screen.

RIP George, you didn't need some fat Bostoner trying to fake schmooze with you.

Eh, honestly, it wouldn't bother me if it were real. Romero was never a hugely famous director and was -- ironically enough given Bob's political idiocy -- blue collar enough to be found at the convention scene. Bob is way, way, way down on the rungs of the cinematic ladder from Romero, but I'm sure he's been to a con or two where he might have had the chance to meet him.

Shit, fellas, I have a picture of myself with Mickey Mantle. Doesn't mean they ever thought of drafting me for the Yankees.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Eh, honestly, it wouldn't bother me if it were real. Romero was never a hugely famous director and was -- ironically enough given Bob's political idiocy -- blue collar enough to be found at the convention scene. Bob is way, way, way down on the rungs of the cinematic ladder from Romero, but I'm sure he's been to a con or two where he might have had the chance to meet him.

Shit, fellas, I have a picture of myself with Mickey Mantle. Doesn't mean they ever thought of drafting me for the Yankees.

It wouldn't bother me either if it were real. My skeptism comes from the fact that I don't see Bob as the type who'd know any celebrities on a personal level (or even on a physical level). Now if it were real, and looking at it again, might actually be such, I'll rescind the first part of my previous post. If not, my point still stands.

Also again, we get no lower torso. But him standing around does feel like this was taken before the yellow got a hold of him at least.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The only thing I find bothersome about that pic is how Bob's jeans are peeling away from his fat.

 

[Gordon Cole]

...You?

It wouldn't bother me either if it were real. My skeptism comes from the fact that I don't see Bob as the type who'd know any celebrities on a personal level (or even on a physical level). Now if it were real, and looking at it again, might actually be such, I'll rescind the first part of my previous post. If not, my point still stands.

Also again, we get no lower torso. But him standing around does feel like this was taken before the yellow got a hold of him at least.

Seeing how he's the only person on Earth who thinks that modern-day Simpsons is on par with the golden years, and compares himself to Comic Book Guy, it's fitting that he developed jaundice. Shit, I think I even found his Marge in Shoenice:

 

[Mola Ram]

The only thing I find bothersome about that pic is how Bob's jeans are peeling away from his fat.

That's what happens when you have a 38 inch waist in the Superior Future but a 48 inch waist in the Unevolved Present.

So is it just me, or is making the event of some famous person's death an excuse to post a picture of the time you met them incredibly fucking tacky?

 

[AnOminous]

It wouldn't bother me either if it were real. My skeptism comes from the fact that I don't see Bob as the type who'd know any celebrities on a personal level (or even on a physical level). Now if it were real, and looking at it again, might actually be such, I'll rescind the first part of my previous post. If not, my point still stands.

Also again, we get no lower torso. But him standing around does feel like this was taken before the yellow got a hold of him at least.

It was probably at a con of some sort. Romero constantly showed up to those. He was a pretty cool dude and he dealt with lots of spergy fans.

So is it just me, or is making the event of some famous person's death an excuse to post a picture of the time you met them incredibly fucking tacky?

Especially when you humblebrag about it by pointing out he was really tall by pointing out a picture of you being almost as tall as he is next to you (even though he was nowhere near as fat as Bob Chimpman).

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's what happens when you have a 38 inch waist in the Superior Future but a 48 inch waist in the Unevolved Present.

So is it just me, or is making the event of some famous person's death an excuse to post a picture of the time you met them incredibly fucking tacky?

Not just you, I found it rather petty too. Especially since this was clearly taken from some time before he became Jaundice Man.

It was probably at a con of some sort. Romero constantly showed up to those. He was a pretty cool dude and he dealt with lots of spergy fans.

Yeah, looking at it, I could see it being a con.

...You?
View attachment 248836

Why would you want Bob to taint that for everyone else?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bots. The answer is probably bots.