Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Again, Bob is reading the thread* and knows we're pointing out how he's publishing shit on his main that's supposed to go on his alt. It has nothing to do with the fact that no one really reads his alt and it's not verified.
*(HYPOTHETICALLY)

https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1316158469129613313

https://archive.vn/Y6bFO

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So a kid denied Halloween will turn into serial killers. Now I know why there are corpses of seven women in my basement.

Chris feels emotional:


Quiet part aloud:




Bobby continues to speculate on MAGA meltdown:

Not only are these people "still around", they have been doing very well given the current circumstances. The massacre of LGBTs and illegals did not happen.

Bobby is determined to outlive mayo ghouls:




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"Communism as a lifestyle brand à la Kevin Feige". This is from a previous thread where Bob bizarrely wants to overwhelm fossil-fuel companies with "lethal, long range weapons"

Although "Communism is the lifestyle of the leisured class" is very congruent with Breadtube, I suspect they too will be embarrassed by the MCU comparison.

Fallout from the Chomsky debate, with people calling Bob on his hypocrisy:

I don't watch the Chromsky debate so I don't know if it is about climate change. Granting it does, Bobby's "basically promised" rocket ships are going to be a huge bane on the environment.

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McDonald's


Don't you know Bobby used to be a fag hag (who never got laid)?


Bobby gets cuntwhipped:



Logical error: divided by zero.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Yes, Bob. There is something seriously wrong with me because I am a functioning adult who can see the world beyond a pop culture lens.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Again, Bob is reading the thread* and knows we're pointing out how he's publishing shit on his main that's supposed to go on his alt. It has nothing to do with the fact that no one really reads his alt and it's not verified.
*(HYPOTHETICALLY)

https://tw.tinf.io/the_moviebob/status/1316158469129613313

https://archive.vn/Y6bFO

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Spoiler: tweeted pic

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None of your "job" is commenting on politics or the social climate you disingenuous cunt. But maybe I'm wrong. If I am, please explain to the class how "part of my work is news" means calling for the tactical bombing of red states and lying about why you're doing it because they voted different from you? Just to counter your human being argument, what if I'm angry on the other side? Am I suddenly a human being? I know the answer is a big fat NO, due to you being a disingenuous cunt.

Something tells me the higher ups at Escapist are trying to get Bob to shut up about politisperging (again).

Or if not that, then toning it down at least.

 

[Mola Ram]

Something tells me the higher ups at Escapist are trying to get Bob to shut up about politisperging (again).

Or if not that, then toning it down at least.

Might be an attempt at getting a lid on him before Election Day. If Trump loses Bob's smugging will be among the most insufferable on Twitter. If Trump wins, Bob's rage will be like unto the eruption of Mount Etna. In both cases, he'll be demanding mass executions.

 

[pleggy]

fuck he has not stopped god i hate him

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I wonder if Bob has seen or heard of The Social Dilemma yet. It focuses on how big social media companies manipulate users by using algorithms that encourage addiction to their platforms, which could explain his Twitter addiction and how it has cost him everything.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

fuck he has not stopped god i hate him

And he will never stop for this is all he has.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I wonder if Bob has seen or heard of The Social Dilemma yet. It focuses on how big social media companies manipulate users by using algorithms that encourage addiction to their platforms, which could explain his Twitter addiction and how it has cost him everything.

No, no, he's not addicted. 70 tweets a day is a normal amount. Just like his small amount of McDonald's. Only worthless obsoletes from red states get addicted to things.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob should have thought about his personal health a decade ago if he didn't want to have a high chance of dying to moderate respiratory illness.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob should have thought about his personal health a decade ago if he didn't want to have a high chance of dying to moderate respiratory illness.

I mean he did when he was lecturing other people to get healthy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No, no, he's not addicted. 70 tweets a day is a normal amount. Just like his small amount of McDonald's. Only worthless obsoletes from red states get addicted to things.

I wonder if Bob is incapable of realizing not only that he has a problem with Twitter, but booze as well. I mean seriously, has Bob ever admitted he has a problem/is an alcoholic? Or does he just think he's normal because everybody he knows drinks?

 

[Halsey117]

See, Bob has mutated into this "accelerate the process" edgy boy who thinks capitalism is the "monster" that will destroy the right wing and bring about the Sooperior neoliberal future. There are a lot of parallels to accelerationist thought, except he's too fucking arrogant and lazy to bother reading a book, so he doesn't actually understand anything. He's literally like if I read a paragraph description of quantum mechanics and then claim to have a Theory of Everything that I cooked up in my head.

Anti-Oedipus wasn't made into a Marvel movie, so he won't be reading it, and he'd be too stupid to grasp even basic phil101 discussion much less D+G (who are notoriously difficult). If he DID read it, he might realize that the process he is describing --capitalism "taking over" leftist ideas-- isn't actually good for leftism or even liberalism. Capitalism is vampiric, it "sucks" the radicalism out. Every BLM shirt sold by a major corporation guarantees that blm will ultimately fail in its goal of preventing "police brutality". Bob is too dumb to realize that if what he wants comes true, "they" will have already lost. There are a billion people in China who do not give a single iota of care towards the kneegroes and the troons. There won't be "representation" and the CCP will not let retards spew all over the new China backed internet about trans rights or black people.

As soon as America dies social leftism dies with it, Capital will have finished the job and subverted everything to It's will. The Green New Deal will fund the Green Trump War Machine. Communism doesn't "win" because it becomes commodified. Capital subverts the desires of communists by commodifying them, and then it replaces the biosphere with the technosphere. That isn't a metaphor, it actually means the extermination of life on Earth. Bob's "good guys" have already lost.

It's why all radical opinions, any actual statements about the world, get drained out of things the more profitable they become. Star Wars, Fallout, comic books, take your pick.

 

[Jaimas]

Go fuck yourself Bob, you kept mentioning how "muh superior future" did not need blue collar workers and now you're advising them to get into the trades? Someone must have dunked hard on him in the DM for him to move the fucking goalposts so much.

>Professional
>Multimedia degree from a Diploma Mill

There is an app nowadays that drafts legal procedings so all paralegals are at risk. Camwhores are getting replaced with 2d anime girls. And memology 101 pushes 2 videos a day to stay relevant.



This shit. This SHIT right here is what makes me take 2 week breaks in between reading Bob's thread because I get this urge to drive a baseball bat through his skull (in Minecraft).

Why the hell is he getting so fucking SMUG about? The lack of historical understanding of worker relationsips, of power dynamics, industrial and societal advancements, etc. It just astounds me that this cretin can look at that and think , "ha, serves you right you fucking obsoletes. I have a mulimedia degree. What do you have?".

Does the fat fuck think that Apple moved to China and Thailand to make his iphone because those asians are totes more efficient and less lazy than mayo ghouls? What would happen if we fully automate the production plant? Would he be ok with the mass starvations when Ling Ling can bring home a bowl of rice that he is getting paid per day? Will he enjoy the newly booming child prostitute industry in Thailand when the Nike factory shuts down (of course he would, the pedo piece of shit).

I understand when 18-19 year olds have this totally unique plan to just fix the economy once and for all until you show them what the Federal Reserve is and how to calculate compound interest. Then they realize how much they don't know.

Bob is like that joke "You critizise society yet you participate in society" except in his case he doesn't even participate in it. His fat brain gets more and more dislodged from reality with each month.

Anyways, I'll be back in 2 weeks when the urge to slam his fat face into a toilet bowl (in Minecraft) passes.

The thing about Bob is that you have to understand the source of his obduracy.

Bob projects. A lot. Almost everything he himself complains about in other people is an offense he himself is guilty of. Bob complains about Nazis, and actively talks about Eugenics for political affiliations not his own. Complains that alternate viewpoints are politicizing video games, actively champions people who are trying to politicize video games. Complains about his critics being basement-dwelling misogynerds, is a literal basement-dwelling misogynerd.

But there is one specific area that Chippy hates more than anything else: The fact that at one point, he was just a kid that loved video games. He was a gamer. While his book shows him to be fucking delightfully dumb in several ways, it shows that he was once capable of the wistful joy that only a true Autist can show when indulging his favorite thing. That part of Bob is dead now, and has been for a while.

The tragedy of ya boi Chippy is that for the sake of a political ideology, he willingly cast part of who he was aside, He can never reclaim it without abandoning his current suite of allies, who will tear him to shreds for it if he does. Weep not for him, though, for he did this to himself willingly. The irony is that in jumping readily down the slippery slope, Chipman's arrived at a dark place where he blames who he used to be for many of his current problems, and he will never acknowledge that fact.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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The text from that tweet could come straight out of MGSV, I can imagine it as one of Miller's insane rants to Venom while he's out on a mission contemplating wether or not it was a good idea to rescue him.

 

[The tired cat]

Bobby continues to speculate on MAGA meltdown:
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Not only are these people "still around", they have been doing very well given the current circumstances. The massacre of LGBTs and illegals did not happen.

Bobo, did the lack of MCU movies and McNuggies sent you into some parrel Twilight zone type world or something? 'Cause where in the fuck are you pulling this shit from about Nazi Marches, bombings, mass shootings and vehicular manslaughter.

 

[Rei is shit]

Things he will never say about hilldawg

 

[dzonatan]

I think half the problem with Dobson is that he looks down upon "dudebros" and "jocks" who binge-drink to excess, especially in college. He can't even make himself drink booze, because the toxic male dudebros do, and he wants to put himself above all that. Plus I get the feeling Dobson's parents aren't all that into booze themselves.

That just may be it.

Common trope amongst lolcows is being childish and holding on to grudges that result in a very messed up idea.
One such idea could be: "The guys who bullied me in high school did X so X thing is bad by default".

 

[Positron]

Anti-Oedipus wasn't made into a Marvel movie, so he won't be reading it

I won't recommend this to my worst enemy.

Deleuze and Guattari (who are notoriously difficult)

As difficult as they are worthless. You don't need to read some deliberate turgid prose and neologisms to learn that the aim of Capitalism is to sell everything, hence radicalism is likewise up for sale.

Anyhow:

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Anyhow:
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I'm normally pretty good at parsing Bob's own dialect of retardeese but this stumps me. Will there be no blinds in the superior future? Does he know (inb4 Bob doesn't know) that there are very aesthetically pleasing blinds besides the cheap shitty plastic ones? Is he planning on travelling back to one moment over and over again to artificially inflate the search frequency for Venetian Blinds only to snuff them out like so many voices screaming at once? Am I drunkposting at 0400? The world may never know.

 

[iRON-mAn]

I'm normally pretty good at parsing Bob's own dialect of retardeese but this stumps me. Will there be no blinds in the superior future? Does he know (inb4 Bob doesn't know) that there are very aesthetically pleasing blinds besides the cheap shitty plastic ones? Is he planning on travelling back to one moment over and over again to artificially inflate the search frequency for Venetian Blinds only to snuff them out like so many voices screaming at once? Am I drunkposting at 0400? The world may never know.

In short, Bob couldn't figure out the pull cords on a pair of blinds, and as is his go to reaction, he wants someone dead, and something wiped from the universe.