Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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By all that is fuck, of course this NONCE man-baby is the kind of edgy neckbeard who wears a trench coat and brandishes a katana. This walking NEET stereotype can't seem to write anything that doesn't make me immediately tl;dr. Is it that hard to make a bad take easy to digest with only 280 characters? Ah well at least Movieblob is a big meaty cow with limitless content.
he had one on his game overthinker era, the proto good guy neckbeard Mlady stereotype
 
I've had the theory that the Chipheads are close enough to Gen X that they took Kevin Smith movies as gospel that opining over pop culture is the height of intellectually. They don't give one fuck about the art of film making or game production, it's all "thing I like is cool, and here is why it's cool, aren't I smart".

I wonder if Chippa is hitting mid-life crisis stage and is bored of his engineering job (maybe even laid off due to wu flu) and thinks being a pop culture critic is his true calling. Movie Plop said recently that he's fine with the decisions he's made. I thought that too in my mid 30s, so I believe him. I also think he's developmentally delayed, so his mid-life crisis is going to hit him like a truck once reality sinks in that he's hit the big 4 0.


The Lefts strange relationship with the Jews is because of their warped Marxist intersectionality hierarchy bullshit. They hate them for being religious but like them for being an ethnic minority, so the secular Jews like Bernie get a pass. But they are also white passing so get all the white privilege, and they are academically and financially successful, much like Asians, so they are complicit in oppression. Then you have the Israel/Palestine conflict, where the Jews are colonizers and Muslims are lower in the hierarchy scale, and they generally aren't "white passing", so they have to side with them. I'm not even sure they realize Islam has the same roots as Judaism and Christianity, and they just think of Islam as some exotic religion, like Buddhism.

TL;DR they like Jews as ethnic minorities, other than that they are part of white supremacy.
They also like Jews because the Nazis persecuting and killing a bunch of them is the lynchpin of the leftist claim of absolute moral superiority over right wing authoritarianism. Viewing themselves as the polar opposite of Nazis in a universal black and white moral struggle, similar to how Christians view the struggle of God vs the Devil, has given the left a quasi-religious duty to be pro-Jewish, even though otherwise Jews represent most things leftists hate about white people taken up to 11.

Notably, before all the shit with Hitler happened, Marx was a much more caustic critic of Judaism and Jewish culture than leftists tend to be now.
 
Chris looks like complete shit nowadays. Increasingly bloated and disheveled.

Its hard to believe that Bob might end up being the more handsome brother. Reminder that this was Chip just two years ago.

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Who's that blob hunched over in the background, completely ignoring all of the gathered friends and family and the beautiful surroundings? I don't know for sure, but I bet whoever it is has a raging twitter addiction and is obsessively checking his feed on his cell phone.

Also, is that Chris and Bob's sister? She's tasty. I'd need a closer look at those Abby Shapiros before I make a final judgement. Maybe motorboat them for a few.
 
"If you've done nothing wrong why do you feel offended when people blame you?"
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I thought engineers are supposed to be logical?

You, unionized blue-collar workers, will continue be "problematic" even if you vote the right guy:
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Being in Hollywood washes your steelworker's sin like the blood of Christ.

More sadistic fantasy inspired by a trashy movie series:
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Dianne Feinstein bad because she played nice to Trumpsters. Pelosi good because she is driven by REAL hate:
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Bobby is called to white-knight Little Mother Greta again, except this white knight looks more like white fool:
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Capeshit and the arcane logic of movie schedules:
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Note how the two white men get a nice view upskirt. (BTW I've come to loathe the DeLacroix pictorial design)

Monster Hunter the Movie: Bobby admited he was thirsty for Milla Jovovich.
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The fact that the tweet is 2 year old doesn't matter; Bobby will respond to his bullies nonetheless:
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As if dates were important to SJW crybullies! They regularly bring up public figures doing blackface or the Sieg Heil from decades ago,

Peter Senpai! I hate you!
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Nobody needs to be told to insult you and laugh at you on twitter (and in real life), Bob. It's pretty much just everyone's natural reaction.
This really gives you some insight into his narcissistic mindset. He doesn't think anyone could possibly dislike him unless some big mean bully conspiring against him told them to do so
 
More sadistic fantasy inspired by a trashy movie series:
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Bob doesn't understand the Saw Series, Jigsaw kidnapped shit people and gave them a chance to survive if they could survive the suffering, that's why he would say "Live or Die, make your choice." but Jigsaw's apprentices Murphy and Amanda would rig the traps/games so people would die no matter
like if I remember right the Acid trap since there was too much acid/the acid was too strong, Amanda also welded a door shut so a victim would die from a explosion, and Murphy rigged a bunch of shit too, only the Doctor who sawed his foot off at the end of the first movie was willing to carry on Jigsaw's mission of making people suffer so they'd reconsider their life.
 
"If you've done nothing wrong why do you feel offended when people blame you?"
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I thought engineers are supposed to be logical?
Replace White Man in Chris's rant with Black Man or Jewish Man and Chris's idea for a haunted house turns into a legitimate KKK or Nazi rally. Racism and shaming people for the sins of their fathers are bad things regardless of the target.
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Dianne Feinstein bad because she played nice to Trumpsters. Pelosi good because she is driven by REAL hate:
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Bobs obsession with anger being the primary motivation in life is starting to worry me a little. Its clear he's a perpetually angry man and probably the only emotion he feels anymore. That constant rage plus 40 years of plaque clogged arteries and a liver that is soaked in booze isn't the best combination health wise. I worry that his aunt will be forced to spend extra on a crane to hoist her dead nephew out of the basement when his heart explodes one day. That woman doesn't need the financial burden of renting a crane to get a dead body out of the basement.
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Note how the two white men get a nice view upskirt. (BTW I've come to loathe the DeLacroix pictorial design)
Is Kamala even old enough to vote? I thought she was a teenager?

No wonder Bob liked this pic, its his whole worldview. You can't do anything positive without stepping on someone else. Even when trying to do something good someone needs to suffer and get punished. The Superior Future needs to be built on the bones of Bobs childhood bullies.
Monster Hunter the Movie: Bobby admited he was thirsty for Milla Jovovich.
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The fact that the tweet is 2 year old doesn't matter; Bobby will respond to his bullies nonetheless:
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As if dates were important to SJW crybullies! They regularly bring up public figures doing blackface or the Sieg Heil from decades ago,
Yep just wants to watch an attractive woman do action scenes so he can get a stiffie, that's worth pissing off Monster Hunter fans and saying their series is unimportant trash only good for stimulating his smoothbrain and jerking it to Milla Jovovich.

Heres a thought Bob, you remember the American Godzilla from the 90s and how you and every other Godzilla fan hated it? How it got the nickname GINO, (Godzilla in Name Only), because it was a generic monster movie with Godzillas name slapped on it? How it took out everything that made Godzilla special? The monster fights, destroying toy tanks, city destruction, crazy superweapons, silly alien invasions, exploring lost worlds, psychic powers, replacing the orchestra score with lame rock and rap songs? Thats what Monster Hunter fans are feeling from this trailer; a franchise they love is getting the Hollywood treatment and it comes across as a generic action film with a few references to the games but everything that made the games special are gone. Fans of more niche entertainment want to see what they love done justice when other people adapt it, not used as a name on something generic to sell tickets.

Oh but I'm sure suitimation movies are somehow more important than one of the biggest game franchises right now.
 
I'm sorry but both Bob and Meme pedo 10 can go fuck themselves over masturbating themselves raw over "Cuties" and defending it.
 
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https://archive.md/KT2qY (someone else archived already)

Is this Bob going full psycho? I know we're used to seeing this kinda shit from him but having torture fantasies about real life politicians used to be seen as kinda unhinged. At this point Bob's life is Taxi Driver if Travis Bickle was too lazy to go out and do anything, so that makes his hatred of Joker even funnier.
 
This really gives you some insight into his narcissistic mindset. He doesn't think anyone could possibly dislike him unless some big mean bully conspiring against him told them to do so
Talk about delusions of relevance. Perhaps Bob is obsessed with talking about who “matters” because he knows, deep down, that he doesn’t.
 
Yep just wants to watch an attractive woman do action scenes so he can get a stiffie, that's worth pissing off Monster Hunter fans and saying their series is unimportant trash only good for stimulating his smoothbrain and jerking it to Milla Jovovich.

Heres a thought Bob, you remember the American Godzilla from the 90s and how you and every other Godzilla fan hated it? How it got the nickname GINO, (Godzilla in Name Only), because it was a generic monster movie with Godzillas name slapped on it? How it took out everything that made Godzilla special? The monster fights, destroying toy tanks, city destruction, crazy superweapons, silly alien invasions, exploring lost worlds, psychic powers, replacing the orchestra score with lame rock and rap songs? Thats what Monster Hunter fans are feeling from this trailer; a franchise they love is getting the Hollywood treatment and it comes across as a generic action film with a few references to the games but everything that made the games special are gone. Fans of more niche entertainment want to see what they love done justice when other people adapt it, not used as a name on something generic to sell tickets.

Oh but I'm sure suitimation movies are somehow more important than one of the biggest game franchises right now.
I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.
 
Talk about delusions of relevance. Perhaps Bob is obsessed with talking about who “matters” because he knows, deep down, that he doesn’t.
I think at this point is some sort of inescapable truth for him. No matter how hard he tries to ignore it or make it go away, he knows deep down that reality is as it is.
And i think it's the most probable cause of his tantrums about the "superior future"
 
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