Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

And these are the days he'd go onto right-wing film sites and actually engage in disagreements.

Right-wing film sites? Flexo, I'm afraid you haven't drunk your mandatory 6 beers today.

But I'm curious, what kind of sites are you talking about? Because if we put ourselves in the Bush years there was nothing cooler than being left wing back then. Who would have a site dedicated to critizising movies from a conservative perspective?

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Right-wing film sites? Flexo, I'm afraid you haven't drunk your mandatory 6 beers today.

But I'm curious, what kind of sites are you talking about? Because if we put ourselves in the Bush years there was nothing cooler than being left wing back then. Who would have a site dedicated to critizising movies from a conservative perspective?

I think there is one I recall, which is Hollywood in Toto

 

[TopTierHealer]

I think there is one I recall, which is Hollywood in Toto

I looked it up and saw that the first page has an article defending Andrew Dice Clay. All in all it reads like the film section of Ace of Spades but you've proven your point.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I looked it up and saw that the first page has an article defending Andrew Dice Clay. All in all it reads like the film section of Ace of Spades but you've proven your point.

Yeah I haven't been on it in a while, but I'm surprise that it's still running.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is not the first time that Chris paid for a fitness program.

I know Chris will never post it online, but when he inevitably slacks off on his training, I wonder if he'll remember to cancel his membership. Planet Fitness makes most of its money from people who've forgotten they have a membership and continue to pay. If he does, it'll be just one more reason to beg.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I know Chris will never post it online, but when he inevitably slacks off on his training, I wonder if he'll remember to cancel his membership. Planet Fitness makes most of its money from people who've forgotten they have a membership and continue to pay. If he does, it'll be just one more reason to beg.

Weight loss is hard and with a horse shit diet, might as well not even sign up at the gym. The deck is stacked against this guy!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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If you direct your eyes right of center, bottom quadrant, you'll note the appearance of a broom.

I have three theories about this broom and where it's placed.

1. It's a passive aggressive maneuver. One of the parental land whales left it out in the open as a *subtle* reminder to clean this dump before the state condemns it.

2. One of those Chiplings assumes it's a toy because its use hasn't been properly modeled by either parent.

3. One of these fat turds attempted to clean with it and suffered an undiagnosed, mild stroke and gave up halfway to that couch.

It's not the cockroaches that disgust me; it's the fact that these people have seen so many that they're clearly indifferent to them.

It has to be 2 because I refuse to believe that someone with an engineering degree, or married to someone with an engineering degree, is stupid enough to use a broom on carpet.

 

[EnemyStand]

It has to be 2 because I refuse to believe that someone with an engineering degree, or married to someone with an engineering degree, is stupid enough to use a broom on carpet.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

He's a Chipman, after all.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It has to be 2 because I refuse to believe that someone with an engineering degree, or married to someone with an engineering degree, is stupid enough to use a broom on carpet.

These are the same people who haven’t cleaned their home since 2011, let their kids eat off the floor, hang their towels right above the toilet, yet wear masks outside to prevent catching COVID. This is the guy who spends 40 hours a week creating 17 podcasts watched by four people, while complaining that he gets so many well-paid consulting gig offers. Those degrees are bought and paid for credentials, not a sign of intelligence. These people are fucking stupid.

 

[Flexo]

Right-wing film sites? Flexo, I'm afraid you haven't drunk your mandatory 6 beers today.

But I'm curious, what kind of sites are you talking about? Because if we put ourselves in the Bush years there was nothing cooler than being left wing back then. Who would have a site dedicated to critizising movies from a conservative perspective?

You can see me post the web archive links if you search the thread. Back in the day it was Libertas and Dirty Harry's Place. (Later on the contributors merged into Breitbart's Big Hollywood.)

There were probably more but those are the biggest I recall and have found records of Bob's old posts. In fact it was a comment at Dirty Harry's Place that we got his infamous "I want superhero movies to choke out the cultural landscape" rant.

 

[Red Hood]

Yeah 400 isn't much, 400 calories should be something you lose daily from exercise. Honestly thought, at Bob and Chris's size they'll lose huge amounts of weight just by going for regular walks and cutting down on the junkfood. All it takes is a little self control, which is likely more than the Chipman bros can manage.

Not to mention the booze. Drop the craft beer and they'll lose 10lb in a month, easy. A given beer has anywhere from 90 to 400 calories a serving. Cut that and you cut pounds even if you're relatively sedentary.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You can see me post the web archive links if you search the thread. Back in the day it was Libertas and Dirty Harry's Place. (Later on the contributors merged into Breitbart's Big Hollywood.)

There were probably more but those are the biggest I recall and have found records of Bob's old posts. In fact it was a comment at Dirty Harry's Place that we got his infamous "I want superhero movies to choke out the cultural landscape" rant.

Take some pity on us brobot. We don't have silicone brains and this dreadful monument of Bob's life is over 4100 pages long.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Weight loss is hard and with a horse shit diet, might as well not even sign up at the gym. The deck is stacked against this guy!

If it's stacked against Chris, it's because he's the one who stacked the deck.

 

[Flexo]

Take some pity on us brobot. We don't have silicone brains and this dreadful monument of Bob's life is over 4100 pages long.

I mean if you search this thread for those terms in my posts you can find the records.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Hey guys, I have a question for you.

We’re always talking about how stupid and delusional Bob is, but I wonder…, Do you think deep down inside, there’s a bit of self-awareness?

I’ve seen tons of people like Bob always complaining, and bragging and talking about how everyone else is an idiot but them. But do you think deep down there’s a part of them that knows something isn’t right?

Like, they know they’re something wrong with them?

What do you guys think?

 

[Adamska]

Hey guys, I have a question for you.

We’re always talking about how stupid and delusional Bob is, but I wonder…, Do you think deep down inside, there’s a bit of self-awareness?

I’ve seen tons of people like Bob always complaining, and bragging and talking about how everyone else is an idiot but them. But do you think deep down there’s a part of them that knows something isn’t right?

Like, they know they’re something wrong with them?

What do you guys think?

Well yeah; why do you think he keeps projecting his own faults and beliefs that he's not a real person in those random quests to find new people to tard at on Twitter?

He on some level knows he's a crayon eating retard who chimps out whenever he gets owned, but he will always refuse to accept that because otherwise he would legit neck himself. He's been pretty clear that if it wasn't for Nintendo he'd have done a flip.

 

[Wormy]

Hey guys, I have a question for you.

We’re always talking about how stupid and delusional Bob is, but I wonder…, Do you think deep down inside, there’s a bit of self-awareness?

I’ve seen tons of people like Bob always complaining, and bragging and talking about how everyone else is an idiot but them. But do you think deep down there’s a part of them that knows something isn’t right?

Like, they know they’re something wrong with them?

What do you guys think?

Yea, but he clearly doesn't care when those blue moon moments emerge. He easily justifies them away.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Well yeah; why do you think he keeps projecting his own faults and beliefs that he's not a real person in those random quests to find new people to tard at on Twitter?

He on some level knows he's a crayon eating retard who chimps out whenever he gets owned, but he will always refuse to accept that because otherwise he would legit neck himself. He's been pretty clear that if it wasn't for Nintendo he'd have done a flip.

Sorry , I was just curious.

I had that question on my mind because I noticed this is a thing with people like Bob.

I’ve seen this type of behavior with Lily Orchard, Randy Stair, etc. It’s just the more they project themselves and bury their heads into their delusions, the more I wondered, ‘Do they have any self-awareness at all?’.

Because it seems like they’re completely disconnected from reality.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Sorry , I was just curious.

I had that question on my mind because I noticed this is a thing with people like Bob.

I’ve seen this type of behavior with Lily Orchard, Randy Stair, etc. It’s just the more they project themselves and bury their heads into their delusions, the more I wondered, ‘Do they have any self-awareness at all?’.

Because it seems like they’re completely disconnected from reality.

He needs the constant reassurance that he isn't a fat parasite.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Hey guys, I have a question for you.

We’re always talking about how stupid and delusional Bob is, but I wonder…, Do you think deep down inside, there’s a bit of self-awareness?

I’ve seen tons of people like Bob always complaining, and bragging and talking about how everyone else is an idiot but them. But do you think deep down there’s a part of them that knows something isn’t right?

Like, they know they’re something wrong with them?

What do you guys think?

A little. On some level he he knows the outrageous shit he says gives him attention and he probably likes it. The whole woke thing is obviously just a mask anyways. Back in his early days he used to constantly make perverted comments about female video characters and would take the rational side in stuff like the Resident Evil 5 racism controversy.

I also think there's a big part of him that thinks he's finally one of the cool kids because of all the woke shit. Being a blue checkmark that sits on social media all day parroting woke talking points and consooming corporate geek culture is very much the trendy thing right now. In his head he probably thinks he's finally turned the table on the jawcks.