You know what I think I just realized?
@Field Marshal Crappenberg is basically an anti-@Michael J Hirtes. Hear me out, while both of them are furries who are reviled by their own communities and pathological attention whores (who were both halal'd by
@yawning sneasel).
However Roketsune can actually cause inflammation in the furry autism civil war. Nobody cares about Mike any more, only we give Mike any attention now, not even the one he attention whores towards the most cares.
Roketsune is literally better than Mike and that's completely depressing.