Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

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He's back on Twitter with the handle UnmitigatedD / UnmitigatedDunderhead.
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I've been keeping idle tabs on this account for a while. People were accusing him of being an alt for Christ Bryant / Simba, which didn't make much sense to me, but I ended up sticking around because the dissonance of an out-and-proud pedophile retweeting cub porn between autisticly long tweet threads and lolcow discussion was amusing. And out of the blue shit finally clicked.

Who else is obsessed with 11-15 year old femboy cub incest porn?
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Rocketsune Pounced Profile said:
In RP and fiction, I am very much into cubs between 11-15, though I also am interested in slightly older femboys and girls. It would be substantially beneficial if you either have the same hebe/ephebophilic cub preferences or would be willing to engage in such play for me. I enjoy a wide variety of mammalian species, though my favorites ordinarily are foxes, wolves, raccoons, otters, snow leopards, and minks.
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My fetishes beyond cub are femboys and crossdressing, incest between siblings
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And has an interest in lolcow "culture" and news, with a particular focus on Kiwi Farms?
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And calls @yawning sneasel Yawning?
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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
You're pretty much correct. I actually seriously considered making my own thread at one point, but I decided to let someone like Yawning do it instead whenever I was discovered. I do like attention, especially if it's from a place I'm free to venture to and respond to people directly. And, let's face it, many of you want people like me to come and perform in their thread. This is a win-win situation.
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And couldn't summarize a point if you held a gun to his head?
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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
My apologies for the very delayed response here. As I indicated late last month, I was extremely busy with various matters, and this continued into April. In fact, I still have things to do which were suspended while all of that excitement and preparation were happening, but I've been wanting to respond here for a while and the impetus is very high currently.

As was reported here on 25 March, I read this thread after over three weeks of not having looked in KF at all, then Tweeted my status regarding KF to Kiwis in general in lieu of coming here. There was new information and advice to process and deliberate and I lacked the capacity to promptly do this, and I had wordlessly been absent from here for weeks. I thus gave a rushed response from my Twitter to communicate my status both as a courtesy and to adhere to my own personal standards. Unfortunately, this act of courteous prudence was misinterpreted as a display of weakness and a confirmation of the perceived destructive capabilities of KF. My subsequent clarification Tweet wasn't posted here, so that didn't help. While the natural inclinations of many here was a main factor, I concede I also caused this by carelessly responding in a shitty medium.

The mere act of making a post here demonstrates I rejected the advice I was given. I hope that at least a few people here understand I pondered this intermittently over the course of almost a month rather than blithely disregarded what was said. There are several reasons for my decision:

• It is exceedingly unlikely my presence here will precipitate some catastrophic scenario that several people here predicted. I asserted this earlier and I am confident in asserting it again. Even true villains featured here often or usually aren't destroyed or seriously harmed. There wouldn't likely be much impetus for serious aggression due to a variety of factors which would take too long to explain.
• Even if the aforementioned desire was there, extreme measures would have to be taken to actually cause substantial damage- things that would entail physically coming here. Anything short of that would at worst be an inconvenience.
• I have deemed the scenario @Fareal presented in her very endearing post extremely unlikely. Greta was not violent when she was at Null's former residence- the menacing posturing was done online. Null even declined to give her a Terrorist tag after its creation. The impetus for aggression by TLL's people towards me is certainly substantially lower. Also, the possibility I am armed or trained in martial arts was not considered when the entreaty was made.

In the exceedingly unlikely event she both learns where I actually reside and murders me, it would at least obviate the very great fear and uneasiness I have over inexorable aging, decline, and mortality, and the decision of self-euthanasia. It's far better to die abruptly and sympathetically than to have to decide when is too long and how to end it in old age or during terminally illness.

• Deciding to permanently withdraw from here would be an endorsement of the vastly inflated perceptions some regulars hold of the destructive will and capability of this community and its watchers. I detest the prospect of reinforcing this unwarranted self-perception.
• The dynamics have changed in the interim. There are several lolcows I have peculiar knowledge of, and I am desirous of imparting that knowledge. Also, as Melkor demonstrated while I was away at FWA, there is the likelihood of Kiwis sniping at me from afar regardless of what I choose to do.
• By refusing to contribute to a thread which others decide to create and contribute to without any direct input or encouragement from me, any falsehoods and misperceptions would go unchallenged, and mitigating stuff would never be presented.
• I have been accused of cowardice multiple times here. My delay in returning and responding (these responses consume a huge amount of time- I can't just pop in and quickly remark) do not constitute cowardice, but given my various assessments, my withdrawal from here would. I will not become that which I loathe.

For all of these reasons, I have concluded the logical and honorable decision is to resume my original course and speak here directly when I need or wish to. That's not to say I've completely disregarded all advice, behavior, and signals in the thread. I very readily learn from and adjust to stimuli and observations. However, I find refraining from contributing to a discussion/examination about me which was started without any prompting from me to be self-injurious and ridiculous. I will not live in great fear of internet randoms online who are overwhelmingly self-aggrandizing but harmless spectators (that description is also highly applicable to me generally). It is highly unlikely my doctrine on this will change.

Speaking of my presence... I've repeatedly read people essentially proudly asserting that I fully expected to win everyone over and instead I've been thwarted. This ignores two critical facts: 1.) I understood that this was a very optimistic scenario which was plausible but perhaps probably wouldn't have materialized. 2.) I understood that the opposite scenario- revealing myself to the owner backfired and the level of acrimony remained acute and insuppressible- was plausible. I do not prefer #2 because it's less entertaining and beneficial to me, but I always knew my actions could precipitate it and that was an acceptable outcome to risk.

Since this thread materialized during a time where multiple projects/interests were starting to need my attention simultaneously, I have not been able to respond often. This has meant the discussion has not been matured or furthered much, which means we're still somewhat in the Haha Die Pedofur phase. Me inarticulately revealing I was deliberating advice and intel caused it to go into another bad direction and reinforced the beliefs of some Kiwis. I had made a few tweets pertinent to this thread and KF which weren't posted, so that also is a factor. If I had been 2-3x as active here, I believe the thread by now would at least be different- probably different in a better way.

About the hebephilia and cub stuff... My sexuality is not nearly as important to me as it is to other people. I am preoccupied to a far greater degree with other concerns and aspects on an everyday basis. When I resume writing, my general military/world war storyline will have priority over pubescent cub erotica. The prospect of any RL sexual relationship at all frightens and deters me- let alone illegal ones with children (who I usually don't sexually respond to anyway). On the relatively infrequent occasions I do engage in sexual expression or gratification, it's generally extremely furry-based. I sometimes look for anime human shotacon and femboys, or RL femboy/feminine twink stuff on occasion. My masturbation fantasies inevitably drift back to my characters and world even when looking at porn. So many of you are absolutely fixated on my sexual orientation and ideology, when in practice it's totally irrelevant in the physical world and is a minor component of my being overall.

Everyone seems to have overlooked that there is far more about me to laugh derisively at, or angrily derogate and repudiate. There are multiple other subjects to delve into such as substance abuse, my political ideology (it swings wildly between issues from liberal socialism to outright bloody fascism), my feelings of superiority and disdain towards people in general, various other things. Hell, I'll even agree with Kiwis who think I'm ugly IRL because I don't like my face and body either (I do what I can, which isn't all that much). I do have a sense of dignity and self-respect and thus there will be some things I will refuse to reveal despite being an awkward and obnoxious autist, but I'm generally pretty open and responsive.

A few Kiwis are more benevolent and compassionate and appreciate success/reform stories. I've collided with and largely overcome my mental illnesses and immaturity and other negative traits despite having lousy biological parents, a lousy upbringing, a lousy and incompetent system which was supposed to empower me, a lousy self for decades, and a severely disordered brain which resists me every day (I swear, if my mind was a person in my life I'd want to murder him). Every day I'm plagued by innate negative traits/defects which cause appalling inefficiency and exhaustion, and my immense self-knowledge and drive to improve seems to almost be useless in combating them- hence me entering psychotherapy.

For those who like being generally fascinated and intrigued, there are benign quirks of mine which could be explored. Military strategy, history, and tactics, and warfare in general, have been my lifelong autistic fixation and it manifests in various ways- I even want to make an very elaborate furry grand strategy game at some point. There's this weird system I have for doing things which sometimes even I don't understand or adhere to. I have idiosyncratic terms for various functions and things. There's the whole femboy IRL thing. There are my sexual fixations and fetishes which are very specific and inflexible. I have literary and game aspirations which might fascinate or amuse people. There are many other weird or lolworthy things about me (maybe including this entire post of mine).

It won't be heartbreaking if the dialogue remains a series of contests of who can conceive the wittiest insult or who can anger me the most. That and trolling is mildly amusing to me but not my primary objective here. Actually, once my urgent/immediate queue is lighter and I'm less emotionally encumbered, I would like to once again collaborate with Kiwis on those few cases whose circumstances generate a moral impetus for action. This rarely happens here, but occasionally there is a case such as TLL and that recent fucking "pranking" YouTube couple which incites Kiwis into inspiring and redeeming noble malevolence. While I don't often have the ability to go on grand documentation/examination and presentation sprees, it'd be nice to occasionally contribute my substantial talents to such worthy imperatives.

I've already selected quotes which warrant a response, and I'll be working on that after sending this. I think I'll finish that before bedtime today, and then I'll start on a few miscellaneous other tasks while I'm here. Whatever I don't finish today will be resumed Monday or Tuesday.
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He's just as much of an insufferable attention whoring faggot as ever. Any bets on how long it will take for him to log back in and tell us this was all according to plan?
 
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nonnewtonian said:
He's back on Twitter with the handle UnmitigatedD / UnmitigatedDunderhead.
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https://archive.fo/uOCBw

I've been keeping idle tabs on this account for a while. People were accusing him of being an alt for Christ Bryant / Simba, which didn't make much sense to me, but I ended up sticking around because the dissonance of an out-and-proud pedophile retweeting cub porn between autisticly long tweet threads and lolcow discussion was amusing. And out of the blue shit finally clicked.

Who else is obsessed with 11-15 year old femboy cub incest porn?
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https://archive.fo/rkAx9

And has an interest in lolcow "culture" and news, with a particular focus on Kiwi Farms?
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And calls @yawning sneasel Yawning?
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And couldn't summarize a point if you held a gun to his head?
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He's just as much of an insufferable attention whoring faggot as ever. Any bets on how long it will take for him to log back in and tell us this was all according to plan?
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I thought the UnmitigatedD was a Simba alt at first with the timing of the account creation and his conversation with AnthroLodge, but I stand corrected. Nice work, nonnewtonian.
 
He apparently strategerized himself into homelessness, as well. Thanks to @zedkissed60 for the heads up. Full court details can be found by the same method I detailed on page 41, though the court site seems to have developed issues. It'll work with a few tries.

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nonnewtonian said:
He's back on Twitter with the handle UnmitigatedD / UnmitigatedDunderhead.
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https://archive.fo/CtReM
https://archive.fo/uOCBw

I've been keeping idle tabs on this account for a while. People were accusing him of being an alt for Christ Bryant / Simba, which didn't make much sense to me, but I ended up sticking around because the dissonance of an out-and-proud pedophile retweeting cub porn between autisticly long tweet threads and lolcow discussion was amusing. And out of the blue shit finally clicked.

Who else is obsessed with 11-15 year old femboy cub incest porn?
View attachment 825696View attachment 825700View attachment 825703View attachment 825706View attachment 825705View attachment 825710
https://archive.fo/tHajQ
https://archive.fo/PgKYm
https://archive.fo/Xr9k2
https://archive.fo/YTc63
https://archive.fo/tzBi9
https://archive.fo/gUsxF

https://archive.fo/rkAx9

And has an interest in lolcow "culture" and news, with a particular focus on Kiwi Farms?
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https://archive.fo/E1N3o
https://archive.fo/oaYBz
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And calls @yawning sneasel Yawning?
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And couldn't summarize a point if you held a gun to his head?
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https://archive.fo/sF7bN
https://archive.fo/OQCtL
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He's just as much of an insufferable attention whoring faggot as ever. Any bets on how long it will take for him to log back in and tell us this was all according to plan?
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Now I want to see what Vex recently did considering it already has its own thread
 
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He apparently strategerized himself into homelessness, as well. Thanks to @zedkissed60 for the heads up. Full court details can be found by the same method I detailed on page 41, though the court site seems to have developed issues. It'll work with a few tries.

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All anyone has to do is show the huge bottles of urine he kept in his room and he will lose the case.
 
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This guy, fuckin A man, I just finished reading through this thread and every time you think that you've hit the bottom of the barrel you find it just keeps going deeper and deeper. This guy feels like he has Kraut & Tea syndrome bad, and feels the need to LARP as some super intellectual tactical mastermind because he has a chip on his shoulder, and is really insecure about his educational and intellectual shortcomings.

He is also one of those pedo apologists that conflates having a smorgasbord of bizarre fetishes with being gay or a lesbian or something. I know that someone can be born a homosexual and there is nothing wrong with that. However, I don't necessarily buy into all this jazz about popping out of the womb with several unhealthy fetishes preprogrammed into the brain. That is mainly a by-product of a very evident porn addiction, a pretty heavy and debilitating hentai addiction in particular. The people who create that stuff have a knack for making inherently repulsive shit seem sexually palatable and appealing to autists, and that is a slippery slope from fairly vanilla shit to wanting to fuck dogs, kids, dragons, robots, and playing in shit and piss in Huggies, etc. I've read that many fetishes develope when someone is young and discovering their sexuality, and if that's the case then a socially inept preteen obsessed with cartoons or furries and whatnot stumbling onto Rule 34 by accident is a fucking death warrant for their healthy sexual development. I believe our friend Crappenberg is an outstanding example of this theory in motion. That is probably why you see him using terms generally associated with fetish porn like "shota" or "cub" in conversation instead of young boy or baby animal, well that and it probably draws less unwanted attention from the uninitiated.

Also, what is a "femboy" supposed to be exactly if not a crossdresser? I swear we're going to need the Miriam Webster's dictionary of sexually deviant and dysfunctional terms before too long.
 
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Also, what is a "femboy" supposed to be exactly if not a crossdresser?
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A femboy it's supposed to be a 30+ year old manchild that looks like a blobfish and strives for a "cutesy/beautiful" look despise being male and dressing male just to feed their narcissism, unlike crossdressers which are 30+ years old manchildren with autogynephilia that think they look just like real cute girls because they are wearing their mother's clothes while jerking off at themselves in the mirror.

Can't you tell the difference? are you like retarded or something?
 
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