Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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StarkRavingMad said:
They are the type of people who have been there for me through thick and thin.
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Except for when it comes to wizard books aimed at children that might hypothetically upset mentally ill perverts on the Internet whom they will likely never, ever meet and whose welfare is otherwise completely irrelevant to them.

I mean, they're your friends, don't let me tell you what to do, but they sound like arseholes to me.
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:
Except for when it comes to wizard books aimed at children that might hypothetically upset mentally ill perverts on the Internet whom they will likely never, ever meet and whose welfare is otherwise completely irrelevant to them.

I mean, they're your friends, don't let me tell you what to do, but they sound like arseholes to me.
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Most people just have to put up with these things if you want to have a fairly normal social life in many places, there's no point in cutting people out over some eye-rolling beliefs unless they really starting going nuts about them.
 
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Mola Ram said:
In my experience "the one time" usually just turns out to be the first time.
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I'm not ready to throw away 20+ years of wonderful friendships for one offputting response.

If it truly does become the just the first time and this kind of response happens again, then it is also my responsibility to speak up and call them out on offputting behavior.

I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
Ooooh.

Her.
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I, er, did leave a subtle clue upthread. 😋

I've glimpsed at Jammidodger's videos before. I like how she can't help letting out the sort of nervous giggle that religious vloggers also do when they go "Yeah that bit would seem to make no sense if it weren't true but *nervous giggle* it is in the Bible so check-mate, atheists".
 
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Shotgun Badger said:
Most people just have to put up with these things if you want to have a fairly normal social life in many places, there's no point in cutting people out over some eye-rolling beliefs unless they really starting going nuts about them.
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Exactly.

I talked to one of my lefty friends months ago about "trans rights" and all that jazz. While there was a lot we disagreed on, we found common ground on the most important issue:

We both agreed that the kids should be left the hell alone.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
I don't think she'd even be physically capable of drinking these days, the failed phalloplasty which she does the usual "No Ragrets 😬😬😬" thing about, will have had a really nasty effect on her health.
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How does a phalloplasty fail? Or succeed?

I take it there is a very high chance of them falling off as attaching skin to another part of the body doesn’t seem like it would have a long term success rate?

Do they have to deliberately remove some of the skin on the crotch in order to create a place to attach it?
 
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FinnSven said:
How does a phalloplasty fail? Or succeed?

I take it there is a very high chance of them falling off as attaching skin to another part of the body doesn’t seem like it would have a long term success rate?

Do they have to deliberately remove some of the skin on the crotch in order to create a place to attach it?
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As far as I know, and I'm not an expert, thankfully, they kinda just stitch the arm sausage on under the belly button with a pump to get it """hard"""
 
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Miriam Margoyles said:

You're going to be really embarrassed when I tell you that Jammidodger is literally a woman.
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Her facial expression in the thumbnail is so hilariously female too. Someone brought their female roommate to the bar and she's shrieking at you over the overheard second half of a joke you were telling a man you've known for 20 years. "HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT? NO. EXCUSE MEEEE?????"
StarkRavingMad said:
I promise: They aren't miserable people 24/7, and they have been amazing friends to me over the 20+ years I've known them. They are the type of people who have been there for me through thick and thin.

And they are some of the very few left-leaning people I've come across who did not ostracize me over not being vaccinated for covid. So yeah, they aren't nuts 24/7. This was just this one time where their response to something made me roll my eyes, lol.
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As another true and honest woman I have to tell you that this is an embarassingly womanbrained take on a person whose personality is their cellphone. Don't rationalize the behaviour of fat retards on kiwifarms, and feel free to ignore people who don't respect you.
Impressive that you've found someone who thinks kids should be left alone, though! I have yet to see that in the "leftist" parts of my city.
 
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Jo Rowling literally wrote an entire essay on weight in the Harry Potter books - I can't find it now because all the search engines are only pulling up her essay on transphobia, but it definitely existed and was on her old website.

The essay was an answer to the accusation that she was fatphobic because of the way she described Dudley. Jo Rowling herself has had weight issues in the past, so I always thought it was a stupid accusation to make, but you all have seen that accusing her of being something-phobic due to poor critical reading skills is nothing new. Anyway, the most famous bits of it are that, in her opinion, being fat isn't the worst thing that a person can be, that she thinks her female characters like Hermione and Ginny are good role models for girls because they don't spend a bunch of time thinking about their weight and appearance, and that all of the other qualities a person has going for them are more important than their weight. The obesity of Dudley and Uncle Vernon is definitely linked to their gluttony, I think, but Dudley loses that quality as the series goes on. There are other characters that are fat - Hagrid, Mrs. Weasley, Professor Slughorn - and they aren't bad people, either. All of this -phobia is pure cope, anyway, since people of all ages actually like her books the way they are.
 
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Mayhem said:
Jo Rowling literally wrote an entire essay on weight in the Harry Potter books - I can't find it now because all the search engines are only pulling up her essay on transphobia, but it definitely existed and was on her old website.

The essay was an answer to the accusation that she was fatphobic because of the way she described Dudley. Jo Rowling herself has had weight issues in the past, so I always thought it was a stupid accusation to make, but you all have seen that accusing her of being something-phobic due to poor critical reading skills is nothing new. Anyway, the most famous bits of it are that, in her opinion, being fat isn't the worst thing that a person can be, that she thinks her female characters like Hermione and Ginny are good role models for girls because they don't spend a bunch of time thinking about their weight and appearance, and that all of the other qualities a person has going for them are more important than their weight. The obesity of Dudley and Uncle Vernon is definitely linked to their gluttony, I think, but Dudley loses that quality as the series goes on. There are other characters that are fat - Hagrid, Mrs. Weasley, Professor Slughorn - and they aren't bad people, either. All of this -phobia is pure cope, anyway, since people of all ages actually like her books the way they are.
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I couldn't find that exact essay by her, but I found two that are pretty close:
her essay about fatness, but not about anything HP-related: https://therowlinglibrary.com/jkrowling.com/textonly/en/extrastuff_view_id=22.html
an essay about the portrayal of fat characters in HP by Andy Gordon, a major MuggleNet contributor: https://web.archive.org/web/2006041...ugglenet.com/infosection/opinion/fatfem.shtml
 
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Mayhem said:
Jo Rowling literally wrote an entire essay on weight in the Harry Potter books - I can't find it now because all the search engines are only pulling up her essay on transphobia, but it definitely existed and was on her old website.

The essay was an answer to the accusation that she was fatphobic because of the way she described Dudley. Jo Rowling herself has had weight issues in the past, so I always thought it was a stupid accusation to make, but you all have seen that accusing her of being something-phobic due to poor critical reading skills is nothing new. Anyway, the most famous bits of it are that, in her opinion, being fat isn't the worst thing that a person can be, that she thinks her female characters like Hermione and Ginny are good role models for girls because they don't spend a bunch of time thinking about their weight and appearance, and that all of the other qualities a person has going for them are more important than their weight. The obesity of Dudley and Uncle Vernon is definitely linked to their gluttony, I think, but Dudley loses that quality as the series goes on. There are other characters that are fat - Hagrid, Mrs. Weasley, Professor Slughorn - and they aren't bad people, either. All of this -phobia is pure cope, anyway, since people of all ages actually like her books the way they are.
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The thing is most of her characters aren't one dimensional slughorn is fat and a fame/money grubbing whore but he's also a good friend of Dumbledore and supportive of the overall movement he just wants to profit off of it. Molly isn't fat she's just a normal woman who gave birth to like 8 kids and then killed Bellatrix Lestrange so fuck off she can weigh what she wants. Hagrid is a literal half giant so I wouldn't necessarily call him fat. Vernon Dursley doesn't get a redemption arc per se, but his wife remembers her sister and does what she promised even if she is jealous and petty for 15+ years before that, and it is kind of revealed that rather than just being a bigot who hates things that are different he has been supporting what he thought his wife wanted, which while pathetic isn't just a cartoonish villain of a fat person. Pretty much the only hefty characters that don't get some kind of character expansion are Crabbe and Goyle except for regretting their decisions when they are actively being killed. Ludo Bagman is another guy who was portrayed as chubby at least and he was an idiot but that's excusable because he was a jock. Or maybe Neville who was described as not exactly skinny in the early books but later has one of the best arcs in the whole series.
Edit: forgot about Aunt Marge who was a fat bitch that got blown up like a balloon by a pissed off Harry and never got a redemption arc so I guess she does just hate fate people.

tl;dr: trannies are retarded
 
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