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[Hiroko Takashiro]

With the reignited interest in Duanne I wanted to share this video that was long since lost (year or so ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UMQOf-pmaY

Has a very fun interaction between Duanne and a family member.

Also kudos to the mad man who ordered him a pizza the other day that made my day.

I cringed so fucking hard.
"and you think I'm dumb enough--I'm not that dumb."

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

For those who want a translation of Duane's so-called language that he believes is better than actual English.

Webshooter= Web cam

offshoot = alternative option

oversight = regulation/rule?

films = YouTube videos

film shifter = Video editing software

YouRow = YouTube

shift/shifting = Edit/editing/change/changing

Follower ship = Fandom

the team of bad behavior = A cult of villians

the bureau of bad behavior = A cult of villians (speculative lower branch)

Followings = Series/seasons?

Forlaying/Forlaid = Processing

Hang up = Problem

Kaiser = Emperor

Y.L = a new era of time? ("From between 2008 Y.L to 2013 Y.L")

[Duanne use to say "2012 A.D" I suspect this has something to do with his worsening disease where some of his understanding of words had to reboot thus he started to use different words for things] Example: "SAILOR MOON AKA SERENA TALK ABOUT GETTING FALSE FLAG AGAIN"

Interweb = Internet

Stunt and fweating = trick or treating

Showplayer = Cosplayer

Evilware Stronghold Tool = Spyware protection software

WebStead = Website

Stanyard = Standard

Spinner = Spider (Spider apparently a "french borrowed word")

Two hundred two hundred = The correct english way of saying Two thousand because the word Thousand is a french word I guess..

Yule = Christmas

scathing = insulting/critiquing

scathe = critisize (positive or negative)

smallsoft = Microsoft

learn = school/class (home learn = home schooled)

Wind = gas (like gas for cars)

Rushland = Russia

goals = plans

work day = labour day

JOESPH BYRON = Joe Biden

Misbirth = Abortion

slayer = killer

Drawing films/live drawings = anime/cartoons

Speed Runner = Speed Racer

Old Scather = Nostalgia Critic

Holy Fellow = Saint

Holy Fellow Nicholas/Heavenly Gift Giver = Santa Claus

series = saga

survivor = living

"Survivor" (TV Series) = Living Saga

Settled land = America

Dawn land = Japan

Water Room = bathroom

Wilder-mouseman = Batman

wade bill = water bill

Nega-verse = Dark Kingdom

Unlikeness = Difference

Flatcake House = Pizza Hut

WideSpeaker = Cell Phone

Forsitter = President

Tools = Software or Apps

 

[JaredByronfan94]

I really wonder why his speech has developed/devolved to what it is now.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

With the reignited interest in Duanne I wanted to share this video that was long since lost (year or so ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UMQOf-pmaY

Has a very fun interaction between Duanne and a family member.

Also kudos to the mad man who ordered him a pizza the other day that made my day.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=2UMQOf-pmaY

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I really wonder why his speech has developed/devolved to what it is now.

He did a video about it

Apparently, normal speech is "borrowed words".

 

[Hiroko Takashiro]

He did a video about it

Apparently, normal speech is "borrowed words".

this whole damn video

I was screaming "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

He did a video about it

Apparently, normal speech is "borrowed words".

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=2BQ1TpMeqok

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=2BQ1TpMeqok

Nega-verse = Dark Kingdom

that one's just the USA dub name for the Dark Kingdom

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

This guy spends 3 days making videos bitching about things he's too stupid to learn to do. You have to wonder what his days in school were like. I bet he was that kid who threw a tantrum when he had to do work.

Why is he so angry about backing up his works?

Why he doesn't back up his files on his computer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiIbf6wLg0g

archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=OiIbf6wLg0g

You gotta be some special kind of stupid to fail at using AI.
Why he hates Microsoft Co-Pilot:

https://youtu.be/jmbadOI6LIA?si=ctyGBRGZ5UIXGaNv

archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=jmbadOI6LIA

The video about OneDrive that precedes his video about Microsoft not having backup software.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRGP-QBnhps

archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=iRGP-QBnhps

A tantrum about Linux

https://youtu.be/qYe8fvqPER8?si=xrBZweWL3yv7aqY5

archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qYe8fvqPER8

Complaints about his phone updates taking too long (he has no basis for phones because he has a government phone). He doesn't update his phone.

https://youtu.be/BPQz5FL-X3s?si=REdKmZA4-gP657Sk

archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=BPQz5FL-X3s


What was learned from these videos?
Duane is too stupid to update his phone.
He doesn't know how to set his phone to make automatic updates and lies about people's phones needing to be manually updated.
Duane gets angry when his phone has to update
Duane doesn't want to learn how to do ANYTHING


Duane Vocabulary:
Reckoner - Computer
Apple Machintosh - Mac computers
SmallSoft - Microsoft
Jetco Linux - Linux
Google Android- Android Phone
Apple IOS - iPhone
WiseSpeaker - Phone
Google Chrome OS - Google Chrome browser
Yield - Stop
ThinkShield - The phone's memory
Falamb - ??? No idea
Stronghold - Security
Hails - Updates?
Samsoft - Samsung
Wireless feed - WiFi
Start Overs - Restarts
Guilts - Guessing
ISpeaker - Iphone

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Reckoner - Computer

Sounds like Rechner, which means calculator in German.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Sounds like Rechner, which means calculator in German.

Nope. He says reckoner and even puts it in his descriptions.
He says that he's using the "True English" instead of "Frenchous borrowed words".

 

[JaredByronfan94]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eEMYc1TpV8

He's doing a live stream, someone please do the pizza thing again lol.