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Spoken like a man who flipped through one too many issues of Juxtapoz in the early 2000s.
I agree with him though, that whole aesthetic is really corny.
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I agree with him though, that whole aesthetic is really corny.
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I'll do protect him for free like a 4chan janny but IRL.
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I mentioned earlier how Sam will speak with authority on subjects he has no real knowledge of and his rant on doctors is the prime example of that. Nigga with an art school degree saying doctors don't know shit and are only good for fixing broken bones and putting on bandages. Why? Because he had back pain and the doctor told him his options were surgery or pain medication. He also weirdly accuses his doctor of sticking his hand down his pants to try and molest him??? I get strong roid rage vibes from the whole video. It's geuinely depressing young men are taking non video/art/comedy advice from Sam.
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Been getting strong roid rage vibes ever since the boxing match, mans become a real meathead. I have a feeling many of Sam's WP2 sketches are going to largely be him imposing himself and subtlely intimidating whoever he's on cam with, he seemed to enjoy doing that on fishtank.
Meth Until Death
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Listen, I think this is the only safe place I can say this.
I've met Sam Hyde off camera at Rhode Island. You're bang on the money with Sam being a roid monster, he's completely out of control. I spotted him skulking about a woman's shelter, completely alone, grunting and sniffing the air. I didn't think much of it and decided to approach him for an chat and his autograph. I was about three feet away when I said hello and he spun on his heel and lunged at me, knocking me to the ground. Sam then started to beat me, with his hands clenched together like a club, screaming "block, block BLOCK!".
I'll never forget his bright red face, the bulging forehead veins, spittle flying everywhere and the animalistic fury in his eyes.
I blacked out and woke up in the ER. Safe to say Sam is a dangerous roid beast who is a danger to everyone around him and needs to be tracked down and locked up.
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Just to clarify for you retards, post post irony isn't real. It's just some faggy cyclical argument an actual moron made up. Sarcasm is irony appearing sincere, used to mock something, typically to be critical. It's just irony with different intentions.
You can't use irony to say a literal statement. It genuinely requires it to be contradictory. Other than that it's just dramatic emphasis on sincerity. Which is just blatant insults and mockery, for humors sake.
Like take making fun of a whore for a joke.
"Best 3 dollar head money can buy. A modest and fair price." Is just mockery. Nothing to read into, it's just insulting for humor.
"I can't WAIT to get my taint licked for money from a literal GODDESS. Who can believe this PRIZE would do this?" Is just sarcasm. It clearly presents the opposite of someone's thoughts.
"For the low low price of 25 bucks and your self respect, you too can ride the beautiful and classy lady here like a slip and slide, covered in mud." Is just irony. It contradicts itself and requires an assumption of intent.
Post post irony is when a dumb cunt doesn't understand shit and calls any of it earnest, because they are not smart enough to follow what's being said and why.
You can't use irony to say a literal statement. It genuinely requires it to be contradictory. Other than that it's just dramatic emphasis on sincerity. Which is just blatant insults and mockery, for humors sake.
Like take making fun of a whore for a joke.
"Best 3 dollar head money can buy. A modest and fair price." Is just mockery. Nothing to read into, it's just insulting for humor.
"I can't WAIT to get my taint licked for money from a literal GODDESS. Who can believe this PRIZE would do this?" Is just sarcasm. It clearly presents the opposite of someone's thoughts.
"For the low low price of 25 bucks and your self respect, you too can ride the beautiful and classy lady here like a slip and slide, covered in mud." Is just irony. It contradicts itself and requires an assumption of intent.
Post post irony is when a dumb cunt doesn't understand shit and calls any of it earnest, because they are not smart enough to follow what's being said and why.
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You joke but he was literally injecting T into his thigh infront of everyone in the kitchen and punching through doors on Fish Tank. I don't think it's out of the question the guy roid rages.
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I wasn't joking. That was my yarn about the fight for my life when I was assaulted at night outside of a woman's shelter by Sam Hyde. I have a droopy eyelid and can't close my mouth properly anymore.
And I'll add in a correction for you, as a certified doctor, I could tell that wasn't "T" but in actual fact black tar heroin. So not only is Sam a dangerous roid beast but an opiate addict as well.
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It isn't news. Sam is a known junkie and tries to hide it but it's been exposed numerous times. During a rare stream way back in the day when he and Charles were briefly living together you could see Sam in the background shooting up and nodding off. He was discreet about it and obviously didn't think he was on camera but someone uploaded screen caps to the subreddit and it pretty much confirmed it without a doubt. Obviously the clip is gone from YT and I've never seen it mentioned anywhere since. Several of his former colleagues have hinted about his addiction as well but nobody ever really went into detail because I think he was at least attempting rehab at the time. I don't think he was shooting H on Fishtank. It seemed like a testosterone shot but who knows what other substances he's been using. People say he's not as funny as he used to be, well you can thank the black tar for that. Nick and Charles helped him keep his drug use under control but he went on a big bender after losing WP. Look up "Sam Hyde drugged and abusive phone call" one of his exes uploaded. It's probably still on YT.
SeaSearching
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Wow, crazy I haven't seen an ounce of evidence of this in the thread at all since it's so common!
If it's still "probably" up why haven't you archived it and posted it here?
Personally, I'm very much on the fence on any of this Sam Hyde is a monster blah blah blah stuff because not a single one of you have posted any concrete evidence (despite the same old marky "evidence") If he is truly the monster any of y'all are saying then how come none of y'all post anything but text that amounts to just trust me bro.
Maybe if you guys actually started posting the so called videos and links you say exist, people would start believing you. But what the fuck do I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'm being post post ironic like Sam. PS Sam if you're reading this happy fathers to the only father Ive ever had.
Sam Hyde is based. The Marky stuff is retarded and literally who cares what a transexual former employee says
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If it comes down to financial shit, pretty much. But regarding normal shit like getting a job, working out and not turning into a tranny, he is apt. The thing is, you didn't need to know this from Sam in the first place. Zoomers are fucked.
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Most of the time yet, sometimes though, when he decides to be genuine with a question, he can have pretty good takes.
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I just think sometimes Sam can make some coherent points and you can tell when he's into a topic by how ranty he gets as opposed to just saying dumb shit when he starts to smirk.
Example:
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And that 15 year old pussy? That was me. I was the 15 year old pussy chained up in a dirty 1986 Fleetwood Bounder for 3 years at the Canoncito Indian Preservation (35.116906, -107.119192).
Sam had me caged and enslaved because of my skills in processing opium into the purest black tar heroin that has ever graced God's green Earth.
Sam let me go, deeming me a master of my craft after spending 10 000 hours making the purest black tar heroin that has ever graced God's green Earth and gave me a book called "Dying Earth" (written by Jack Vance).
I'll never forget his parting words "Go, make money but don't just master making black tar heroin, master making all the drugs and become a millionaire. And get an abortion." I'll never forget that moment.
Thanks to Sam and his financial/life advice, I am a proud trad drug master who is quite well off.
Sam had me caged and enslaved because of my skills in processing opium into the purest black tar heroin that has ever graced God's green Earth.
Sam let me go, deeming me a master of my craft after spending 10 000 hours making the purest black tar heroin that has ever graced God's green Earth and gave me a book called "Dying Earth" (written by Jack Vance).
I'll never forget his parting words "Go, make money but don't just master making black tar heroin, master making all the drugs and become a millionaire. And get an abortion." I'll never forget that moment.
Thanks to Sam and his financial/life advice, I am a proud trad drug master who is quite well off.