🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[t(h)rash]

He kind of looks like every white soundcloud rapper. J-Roc shit.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

I missed it, what story did Trish and Tay tell?

Trish told a story about how she was a problem child when she was young, her parents not being very good to her, and about her fucked up failed marriage.

Tay told a really fucked up story about when she was a teen she had a dyke friend who basically browbeat her and mentally beat her into submission. She made her see and do fucked up things and messed with her mind, and that’s why Tay hates lesbians, why everyone thought she was a lesbian and couldn’t get boyfriend, and just generally caused a bunch of mental issues for her.

Tay won. Her story really was pretty fucked, and she was actually upset while telling it, not faking it like when she did the sensitivity training.

 

[Cringestorian X]

I CAN'T SNEEEED

 

[drog]

tayleigh puked twice today and now asked if she could puke in the drink zipp challenge, puking is so ingrained in her brain that when tts told them to pretend they were brushing their teeth she was sticking her fingers down her throat

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

How did the carpet in bedroom 1 get so brown so quickly?

 

[The Man With No Name]

How did the carpet in bedroom 1 get so brown so quickly?

They brought in a bunch of sand.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

How did the carpet in bedroom 1 get so brown so quickly?

It’s sand

 

[Aidan]

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He kind of looks like every white soundcloud rapper. J-Roc shit.

This actually is a tryout to be a wigger and TJ is winning, holy shit.

 

[curbside2]

Trish and TJ had to have their hair cut. They both have short hair.

 

[Steinercard]

Of course Jimmy has a fucking Kingdom hearts tattoo
He is such an amalgamation of different cows here

I remember Jimmy talking about playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Which makes complete sense to me as Yu-Gi-Oh players are incredibly violent and fights are common.

 

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17458895

Stats as of 11:40 @1/6/24. Not much changes from the previous listing.

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 8855 -

2nd Jimmy - 4815 -

3rd Tomas- 4296-

Runners up:

Tayleigh - 2908-

Trish - 1433 -

Duany'ay -161

Spoiler: HellHouse Obituary

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game

 

[CoolFool]

Welp, I'm back on Tor, damn troons.

Hair cutting challenge. 5 points to whoever cuts the most hair off. Automatically Jimmy decides not to bother because his hair is shorter than others so he can't win. The girls then decide not to bother cutting their hair either because TJ has more hair and can cut off less than them and still win.

Sam told TJ to go last so the girls would cut their hair short but they figured this out right away and refused. TJ cuts his hair to above his shoulders, but Sam doesn't give TJ the full 5 points because he blew Sam's original plan to have the girls cut their hair first.

Sam decides that if the girls will cut their hair to TJ's length then they will get 5 points too. Only Trish is willing to do this, since her hair is already fucked up from where Sam cut it days prior.

Sam says TJ can get the full 5 points if he cuts his hair as short as Sam's. His hair is now short and fucked up like Sam's. Him having short hair really does ruin the "wholesome" good boy look but tbh he doesn't look bad.

Well, never mind, it does look bad now. Sam said to make it look like a crack head and crazy, so now his hair looks like shit. He's not allowed to buzz it or make it look even.

Side note, I guess Sam really does have covid, he is losing his voice and sounds horse.

 

[Lester Tasker]

This house is a cool set but pretty much everything else about it sucks. Shit puke niggers oh crazy they're cutting their hair like last season!

or I'm just tuning into the program at the wrong times, this is just disappointing fr fr

 

[Cringestorian X]

I remember Jimmy talking about playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Which makes complete sense to me as Yu-Gi-Oh players are incredibly violent and fights are common.

as an ex-Yugioh player, can confirm. Some niggas just take their game way too seriously.

 

[curbside2]

In an act of frustration, after Sam argued with TTS, Sam said about TJ, “He gave up the joke. Which is what I hate about this fucking show.”

Edit: imagine how much Jet has heard about this. What not getting a Letty this season does to a nigga.

 

[Lester Tasker]

In an act of frustration, after Sam argued with TTS, Sam said about TJ, “He gave up the joke. Which is what I hate about this fucking show.”

Edit: imagine how much Jet has heard about this. What not getting a Letty this season does to a nigga.

I interpreted that as him saying that he thinks the idea of "shave your head for points" is a retarded challenge.

 

[curbside2]

I interpreted that as him saying that he thinks the idea of "shave your head for points" in a retarded challenge.

Then he would have said hated about this challenge or game. Sam specifically said what he hates about the show. I believe he’s speaking to the same frustration as, “Production said!”

Edit: The gay nigger is now targeting Trisha. He's calling her a whore.

 

[C. Cactus]

This house is a cool set but pretty much everything else about it sucks. Shit puke niggers oh crazy they're cutting their hair like last season!

or I'm just tuning into the program at the wrong times, this is just disappointing fr fr

This is hilarious, what are you talking about? We're so fucking back.

 

[Lester Tasker]

Then he would have said hated about this challenge or game. Sam specifically said what he hates about the show. I believe he’s speaking to the same frustration as, “Production said!”

I thought it went something like "the joke was for the girls to fuck their hair up before you did- which is what I fucking hate about this show"

WHERE'S THE CLIP

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

In an act of frustration, after Sam argued with TTS, Sam said about TJ, “He gave up the joke. Which is what I hate about this fucking show.”

Edit: imagine how much Jet has heard about this. What not getting a Letty this season does to a nigga.

The problem is the contestants are smarter than S1 crew, Tay instantly realized she would never manage to win if TJ took it seriously and Trish didnt want to cut PERIOD. It was a dumb challenge and TJ stood no chance at executing Sam's shitty joke, even before his mental retardation is taken into account. Once again Sam is rage tarding out at his own fuckups.