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That's got to be bullshit, it says that Abby is the same height and weight as Tay, who is a fucking skeleton
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is roneri at the top...
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Here are some clips of Shinji stealing shit from the Lounge.
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Something about this has me dying. One of the best schemes in the house so far.
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When one of the first freeloaders came, Vance asked them on camera to write down their birthplace, age etc and when he got asked if it's birthplace or where she's currently living Vance said to put in whichever she wanted. Pretty sure it's all self-written with little to no attention to accuracy. Kind of defeats the point of including such info.
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"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you..."
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you..."
"And to hear the lamentations of their women"
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Summer turning Jimmy down, officially friendzoned. (He did some message to her? I wasn't watching).
edit: Also I can't archive this at all but is she talking about her allegations? Why delete?
She has a Kofi for people to give her money. Should probably just log off.
edit: Also I can't archive this at all but is she talking about her allegations? Why delete?
She has a Kofi for people to give her money. Should probably just log off.
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Sam, get a wedding planner and Taylor's mom on a plane to the Fishtank ASAP
You have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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She is cute in spite of the subtle fish eye lens. I'm sure she has a history of degenerate drug abuse.
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Danye has revealed that he won't buy second-hand clothing because it's gross. Later he says he put piss in his eye to treat a sty. It worked, but he says it might not be a good treatment for white people due to genetic differences.
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Updated List:
S Tier
Jimmy - Jimmy is the most consistently interesting/funny contestant, while also being the most annoying. At first I hated hearing him talk, but his freakouts are legendary. The way he makes the other contestants, especially the women, extremely uncomfortable is entertaining to watch. His strange voice, appearance, and genuinely tragic backstory make him one of the unique and compelling contestants ever. I also feel like growing up in fucked up institutions makes him perfect the fishtank environment. One bad thing is that he has been backing out of stuff lately and having an antagonistic relationship with the staff. I am rooting for him, so long as he doesn't hurt anyone.
A Tier
TJ - TJ is the first contestant on Fishtank to have a true arc/narrative. Vance had a similar arc, but failed to become more assertive and less of a pussy by the end of the season. Watching TJ grow and change has been one of the best parts of this season. You can say him standing up to judge and doing what he wants is a little forced, but I think its fine. He needs a push. He's shaking less and has found some confidence. I hope the arc continues. While being pretty boring in his own right, the narrative is what saves him. If it continues, he will be S tier.
Duany'ay - Don't expect anyone to agree with me here, but I think having a sassy gay black guy in a Sam Hyde reality show was a great move. He is constantly causing drama or just being annoying to everyone in the house. He responds to every single TTS message. He is a racist black supremacist. That in itself is super funny. Obviously I hate him as a person, but the sassy gay black is a reality show staple, and he fits right in IMO.
Nifty - Everyone HATED Nifty. She was the perfect freeloader in a sense that she did literally nothing and was only there to annoy everyone else.
B Tier
Shinji - I understand the appeal of Shinji but I generally find him kinda boring. It's sort of amazing to me that he has by far the most endorsements. Is it just a weeb thing? He can be very funny and charismatic when he needs to be, I enjoyed his vlog in the Cell Challenge. Him being a sex obsessed pervert with a crazy backstory and fucking AIDS (maybe) definitely adds to his entertainment value. I want to see more out of him.
Brian - Brian was shaping up to be a great villain, and in a totally unique way from Letty. He was a talented manipulator. He convinced several separate people in the house like Jimmy and TJ that he was genuinely their friend. They liked and respected him while the entire audience could see him for the pathetic fraud he was. It's amazing to me the difference between the perception of the fish and the perception of the audience. I think his manipulating skills in combination with being naturally hatable, and also the most driven to get the money made him a really solid antagonist. I don't think they should've had the fans vote him off. The same thing would've happened to Letty in s1 and that would've sucked. The reason why he isn't higher is because he essentially created the "Best Friends Tank", and after Cole left and he got to run the show, shit got really boring.
Cole - Cole would be higher if he was a better sport/ wasn't asked to leave so early. Like TJ he had some sort of narrative building, where he lost the girl and had to fight against an entire house that hated him. His beef with Brian was also building nicely and I was hoping it would go somewhere. Also, the detective gimmick was funny, at least for me. He was also just funny on his own with the way he ran around during the murderer game or whatever, or just being schizo in general.
C Tier
Trish - Trish is pretty lazy and that's what does her in for me. She has the ability to be really wild and entertaining but needs to have her hand held by the producers to do literally anything interesting. I want to see more of her but its been 21 days already. Her twerking or flirting with guys is not interesting to me. She's pretty much only good in an argument and even then she's not great.
Summer - Summer was pure content, she just left too early so not much to say. If I wasn't counting for duration, she would be S tier.
D Tier
Tayleigh - I am biased on this one, so let me first say the unbiased part: Tayleigh is extremely boring. She sits and she knits. That's it. I think she's going for a Josie sort of thing where she talks to the camera a lot alone in her room, except Josie was actually funny when she was participating in challenges.
The Biased Part: The only interesting stuff she has done is be racist. Except she isn't racist in an exciting or shocking way; she's just cringe. She panders hard to her taytriots which remind me of Betty's simps post-season 1. Except Bettycels actually got to see her bitties! They don't give a shit what she does, they are just obsessed with her because she is a girl who makes nazi references. Also the bulimia thing makes me hate her, which isn't really her fault I just find it really hard to watch.
Megan - Megan was a bore, and a bad sport.
Anyone else I have nothing to say about (yet).
Producer S Tier
Ben - Ben has always made me laugh. The fact that he's evil this season is so funny to me. He really knows how to fuck with the Fish.
S Tier
Jimmy - Jimmy is the most consistently interesting/funny contestant, while also being the most annoying. At first I hated hearing him talk, but his freakouts are legendary. The way he makes the other contestants, especially the women, extremely uncomfortable is entertaining to watch. His strange voice, appearance, and genuinely tragic backstory make him one of the unique and compelling contestants ever. I also feel like growing up in fucked up institutions makes him perfect the fishtank environment. One bad thing is that he has been backing out of stuff lately and having an antagonistic relationship with the staff. I am rooting for him, so long as he doesn't hurt anyone.
A Tier
TJ - TJ is the first contestant on Fishtank to have a true arc/narrative. Vance had a similar arc, but failed to become more assertive and less of a pussy by the end of the season. Watching TJ grow and change has been one of the best parts of this season. You can say him standing up to judge and doing what he wants is a little forced, but I think its fine. He needs a push. He's shaking less and has found some confidence. I hope the arc continues. While being pretty boring in his own right, the narrative is what saves him. If it continues, he will be S tier.
Duany'ay - Don't expect anyone to agree with me here, but I think having a sassy gay black guy in a Sam Hyde reality show was a great move. He is constantly causing drama or just being annoying to everyone in the house. He responds to every single TTS message. He is a racist black supremacist. That in itself is super funny. Obviously I hate him as a person, but the sassy gay black is a reality show staple, and he fits right in IMO.
Nifty - Everyone HATED Nifty. She was the perfect freeloader in a sense that she did literally nothing and was only there to annoy everyone else.
B Tier
Shinji - I understand the appeal of Shinji but I generally find him kinda boring. It's sort of amazing to me that he has by far the most endorsements. Is it just a weeb thing? He can be very funny and charismatic when he needs to be, I enjoyed his vlog in the Cell Challenge. Him being a sex obsessed pervert with a crazy backstory and fucking AIDS (maybe) definitely adds to his entertainment value. I want to see more out of him.
Brian - Brian was shaping up to be a great villain, and in a totally unique way from Letty. He was a talented manipulator. He convinced several separate people in the house like Jimmy and TJ that he was genuinely their friend. They liked and respected him while the entire audience could see him for the pathetic fraud he was. It's amazing to me the difference between the perception of the fish and the perception of the audience. I think his manipulating skills in combination with being naturally hatable, and also the most driven to get the money made him a really solid antagonist. I don't think they should've had the fans vote him off. The same thing would've happened to Letty in s1 and that would've sucked. The reason why he isn't higher is because he essentially created the "Best Friends Tank", and after Cole left and he got to run the show, shit got really boring.
Cole - Cole would be higher if he was a better sport/ wasn't asked to leave so early. Like TJ he had some sort of narrative building, where he lost the girl and had to fight against an entire house that hated him. His beef with Brian was also building nicely and I was hoping it would go somewhere. Also, the detective gimmick was funny, at least for me. He was also just funny on his own with the way he ran around during the murderer game or whatever, or just being schizo in general.
C Tier
Trish - Trish is pretty lazy and that's what does her in for me. She has the ability to be really wild and entertaining but needs to have her hand held by the producers to do literally anything interesting. I want to see more of her but its been 21 days already. Her twerking or flirting with guys is not interesting to me. She's pretty much only good in an argument and even then she's not great.
Summer - Summer was pure content, she just left too early so not much to say. If I wasn't counting for duration, she would be S tier.
D Tier
Tayleigh - I am biased on this one, so let me first say the unbiased part: Tayleigh is extremely boring. She sits and she knits. That's it. I think she's going for a Josie sort of thing where she talks to the camera a lot alone in her room, except Josie was actually funny when she was participating in challenges.
The Biased Part: The only interesting stuff she has done is be racist. Except she isn't racist in an exciting or shocking way; she's just cringe. She panders hard to her taytriots which remind me of Betty's simps post-season 1. Except Bettycels actually got to see her bitties! They don't give a shit what she does, they are just obsessed with her because she is a girl who makes nazi references. Also the bulimia thing makes me hate her, which isn't really her fault I just find it really hard to watch.
Megan - Megan was a bore, and a bad sport.
Anyone else I have nothing to say about (yet).
Producer S Tier
Ben - Ben has always made me laugh. The fact that he's evil this season is so funny to me. He really knows how to fuck with the Fish.
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Duanye is telling a story about how he did voodoo on a coworker who "antagonized" him, back when he worked at a magazine.
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I absoultely love any clip of Jimmy dancing alone in B1. It's just so intense lmao
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He's now saying that Christianity was influenced by Voodoo when the reverse is true.
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Duanye is F tier. Would probably dislike that annoying black faggot even more if I could discern more of his retarded ebonics.
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i think he is retarded and super annoying.
but he should stay because he is creating content and just annoying the fish for just existing like nifty.
but i think we need to change his name to dumgay pronounced Dumb-Gay, as it fits him better.
i think tay is more of a c or maby even b tier.
i have enjoyed her more the last few days and cannot think that trish is higher then her.
she is one of the few with the drive to win challenges and therefore the game.
also her vlog was pretty good.