🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

And it's only going to get better when they eventually drop the hammer and start the usual antics. I can only imagine what they have in store for the Fish, they haven't fucked with them at all besides the overarching gaslight.

In a certain respect they could just never drop the hammer fully and just keep gaslighting them for the next 6 weeks that they're getting mentioned on Fox News and CNN and there would be humor in them leaving to nothing but a bunch of autists tweeting about them.

I really don't think they'll be able to drop the hammer fully anyway (by bringing on Frank Hassle and stuff like that) because most of these contestants seem way, way too normy to not just up and leave the moment it gets too autistic or when they get outright insulted.

The real challenge I think is going to be them gaslighting and getting up to some high jinks but never pushing it too far. People wanted contestants that knew nothing about Sam Hyde and that's the price of admission... it is also far more probable with that kind of strategy that they can get way more viewership and income in the long term.

 

[cwestg]

They're doing confessionals. Burt was first and Sam told him to refer to Simbal as the "middle eastern dude". They will also skip Simbal's confessional today lol.

they should tell simbal that hes not charting well with the audience and may get kicked but if hes willing to pretend to be palestinian than he has a good chance of winning

 

[ArgFly]

Binx broke down in confessional when asked to say "Momma, I made it. No, we made it," because her mom died a month ago.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

This was discussed in Sneed Chat but there's evidence Ben might be the lead showrunner now, which might explain why things are going well and aren't simply Goranian shitposts

jet, demoted on your own show. KWAB.

 

[Rum Wife]

They told Binx to say the same generic line they've been feeding everyone - "Mama, I made it"

She immediately bursts into tears and reveals her mother died a month ago in Italy. She was dealing with the aftermath when she got the fishtank call. She also admitted she was not particularly close with her mother. Ben doubles down on the Hulu bit as he comforts her.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

They told Binx to say the same generic line they've been feeding everyone - "Mama, I made it"

She immediately bursts into tears and reveals her mother died a month ago in Italy. She was dealing with the aftermath when she got the fishtank call. She also admitted she was not particularly close with her mother. Ben doubles down on the Hulu bit as he comforts her.
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She was dealing with her mom's estate when she got the call to be on Famous House and had to give a bunch of shit away at short notice just to make it, too. She definitely got a lot of sympathy for this, she's telling a bunch of the other fish the story in B3 right now.

It's lucky Ben was in the confessional for this, he's really good at dealing with emotional stuff like this and he took her through it pretty well. Sam lightened the mood with a joke at the end and she made it through.

 

[Blackstar]

This gaslight is probably the most fucked up thing they've done so far.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I need them to hoodwink Ian into being a busboy somehow. Like, gradually get him to start wearing an apron, give him the task of collecting empty drinks, give him weed smoking privileges but he has to sit on a milk crate while he smokes.

 

[Dill]

BURTS IN BED

#GOONWATCH

 

[neger psykolog]

How does anyone find the website's chat to be at all usable or to hold any value at all? It's just endless spam much like most faggy livestreamers.
In any normal chat room you'd be muted or banned for spamming such pointless messages over and over again.

It seems totally unusable and just filled with tryhard faggots trying to stand out by being the same as all the other tryhard faggots.

They could've done something unique with the chat to make it actually usable and valuable. Instead its totally dogshit and any conversation of value happens offsite for them.

 

[Plasticise]

How does anyone find the website's chat to be at all usable or to hold any value at all? It's just endless spam much like most faggy livestreamers.
In any normal chat room you'd be muted or banned for spamming such pointless messages over and over again.

It seems totally unusable and just filled with tryhard faggots trying to stand out by being the same as all the other tryhard faggots.

They could've done something unique with the chat to make it actually usable and valuable. Instead its totally dogshit and any conversation of value happens offsite for them.

Its unusable to the max, i have never even once across any season even attempted to use it, its just people spamming JJJJJJ or BEHEAD LETTY, ROUND HOUSE KICK LETTY INTO CONCRETE, etc. this season is the worst yet because you dont even need a season pass to post anymore.

 

[Dill]

 

[neger psykolog]

Its unusable to the max, i have never even once across any season even attempted to use it, its just people spamming JJJJJJ or BEHEAD LETTY, ROUND HOUSE KICK LETTY INTO CONCRETE, etc. this season is the worst yet because you dont even need a season pass to post anymore.

Season pass is just putting a premium on being able to spam. It doesn't fix shit if the chat is still shit and unusable and has no value whatsoever.

It really just looks exactly like whenever I go on some popular Twitch broadcast and see the same type of spam and then resultingly turn it off straight away. There was a Japanese streaming/video website where people could comment and it would be overlayed on the video I think. They really need to just ban faggots from it or have a room for noisy faggots to spam and then have a more serious chatroom for nuanced discussion. As it stands right now, with or without a premium pass the chat is total dogshit.

 

[Makov]

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Why is Sam doing the Jeb Bush pose?

 

[t(h)rash]

There was a Japanese streaming/video website where people could comment and it would be overlayed on the video I think.

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[Autistic Integrity]

alex nooooo

 

[neger psykolog]

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Yeah they should've done some shit like this with premium comments or comments that get enough rep+ or whatever. Would've been a lot more interesting and lively.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

more cushion for the pushin

 

[Charnel Ground]

alex nooooo
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I saw this earlier today skimming his Tiktok and holy shit this woman is psycho.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

They are still doing confessionals. Alex spent about 20 minutes going off after they asked him one question and they didn't interrupt him.

After Alex left the room, Sam told Ben that they are going to tell Simbal that they have no camera battery left so they don't do a confessional with him - so the running gag is going to be excluding the jeet. Amazing.