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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
jaihoo said:
Frank is a side character
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The way Jet handled that phone call made him sound like a pretentious retard. The fact that it was addressed to Frank Hassle just proves my point that he doesn't remember where he came from. Frank has been an MDE affiliate years before Jet showed up.

Frank was kind of whiny in the call but a lot of people agreed with him and (in retrospect), so do I. The edited episodes are bad. Jet didn't included a lot of good content that the fans wanted to see. Frank, specifically, was made that his heart to heart with Airsoft wasn't included because it was a big character ark for both of them, a pivotal moment for a lot of upcoming content, and it humanized Frank.

There was a lot of ways Jet could have handled it but he chose the dumbest response possible by belittling Frank, insulting the audience, acting like he's so far above everyone else, and being dismissive and arrogant.
 
Jimmy talking to Josie at the basement door. Whispered something about checking his phone for a text from a 613 (Ontario) number to check if it was an emergency. Josie let him in.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
People love to shit on arrogant faggots. The Goran memes on /tv/ are pretty funny.
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Goran Rapistovic best club promoter in all of Croatia, you like funny dancing girl? Goran set you up good
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
However I still suspect all the fuckups are on jet as frankly the only interesting times on the show now is when Sam, or rather Jebidiah, is there to tard wrangle his wiggers and fish into actually being funny/interesting.
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If anything will get Fishtank cancelled it will be Sam getting sick of tard wrangling his wiggers and them using the show as an excuse to drink for six weeks.
 
Noble Redditor said:
The fact that it was addressed to Frank Hassle just proves my point that he doesn't remember where he came from. Frank has been an MDE affiliate years before Jet showed up.
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Frank and Jet both became MDE affiliates circa 2019. Jet actually started appearing on camera with Sam before the Frank Hassle persona was invented.
Noble Redditor said:
Frank was kind of whiny in the call but a lot of people agreed with him and (in retrospect), so do I. The edited episodes are bad. Jet didn't included a lot of good content that the fans wanted to see. Frank, specifically, was made that his heart to heart with Airsoft wasn't included because it was a big character ark for both of them, a pivotal moment for a lot of upcoming content, and it humanized Frank.
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But all of those scenes were added, they were just already edited to be shown in later episodes so that Frank could be spaced out and appear in more episodes. Frank was being a whiney faggot because he didn't get a whole episode dedicated to himself. This is actually on-brand for Cameron when he's not playing up his Frank Hassle persona, there's been private conversations recorded with Sam and other crew members talking about how Frank was suicidal over an e-girl that he simped for not liking him back. Remember that Frank Hassle is a character played by Cameron, who is actually kind of a pussy when the cameras are off. Don't be fooled.
Noble Redditor said:
There was a lot of ways Jet could have handled it but he chose the dumbest response possible by belittling Frank, insulting the audience, acting like he's so far above everyone else, and being dismissive and arrogant.
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Frank deserved this.
 
I think a big thing that is killing tension this season is that they went with and 70s theme and provided the fish with clothes rather than allowing them to bring in and wear their own personal stuff.
They're not going to really care if someone messes with the clothes provided for them as they're not theirs.
 
jaihoo said:
Frank and Jet both became MDE affiliates circa 2019. Jet actually started appearing on camera with Sam before the Frank Hassle persona was invented.
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False.
jaihoo said:
all of those scenes were added, they were just already edited to be shown in later episodes so that Frank could be spaced out and appear in more episodes. Frank was being a whiney faggot because he didn't get a whole episode dedicated to himself.
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Wrong again retard. Jet edited those scenes into the next episode to show some humility and as a type of apology. She also started uploading deleted scenes to YouTube after the Frank call.
 
Noble Redditor said:
There was a lot of ways Jet could have handled it but he chose the dumbest response possible by belittling Frank, insulting the audience, acting like he's so far above everyone else, and being dismissive and arrogant.
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Jet wouldn't be Jet if he didn't act with his ego 99.9% of the time. I know it has been said 1000 times, but it's ridiculous how quickly 1 successful project messed with his head to the extent it has.

On a related note, I really like Frank and it's sad to see the wiggers drive a wedge between MDE and Frank. He's a bit hit and miss sometimes, but when he does hit, it's made some of MDE's best stuff. The pride parade infiltration mission had me dying.
 
You know more shows need felonious rapping niggers in them. What a ground braking new innovation to the reality tv genre. Fishtank is gunna be at the forefront of changing culture and Jet and Sam are gunna be at the forefront of it. Now all reality tv shows will include the threat of rape. Very cool keep Jetting it up!

I mean why not just strap a GoPro on there head and dump them off in the projects, they might be safer that way, at least have a chance of running away. Do you honestly believe the crew would be able to intervene in time if he tried something ? What a fucked up idea from Sam and Crew, and fuck Sam for doing this.
 
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Noble Redditor said:
False.
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Jet started appearing on HydeWars back in 2019, I actually can't find any evidence of Frank from before 2020 but I'm being charitable and assuming he might've been hired during 2019. If anything Jet has been around longer than Frank, at best they've both been around for about the same amount of time. But ultimately seniority doesn't matter here. What matters is that Frank was being butthurt and acted childishly about it.

Noble Redditor said:
Wrong again retard. Jet edited those scenes into the next episode to show some humility and as a type of apology. She also started uploading deleted scenes to YouTube after the Frank call.
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Sounds like a baseless assumption on your end.
 
jaihoo said:
I think it's funny how people will attribute everything they don't like about Fishtank/MDE to Jet, but truly no one really knows for certain what creative ideas and narrative decisions are from Jet and which are from Sam.
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They also like to pretend Sam is some genius coming up with all these ideas for the show when both during season 1 and 2 if he runs out of ideas he will lazily just ask people on twitter what to do next but since it's Sam you can't call that out for being lazy you have to default to calling Jet a piece of shit wigger again.
 
jaihoo said:
Jet started appearing on HydeWars back in 2019, I actually can't find any evidence of Frank from before 2020 but I'm being charitable and assuming he might've been hired during 2019. If anything Jet has been around longer than Frank, at best they've both been around for about the same amount of time. But ultimately seniority doesn't matter here. What matters is that Frank was being
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Sam and Frank knew each other way before 2019, here they are with Sam's rats he took away from some crazy ex
 
Sicko Hunter said:
They also like to pretend Sam is some genius coming up with all these ideas for the show when both during season 1 and 2 if he runs out of ideas he will lazily just ask people on twitter what to do next but since it's Sam you can't call that out for being lazy you have to default to calling Jet a piece of shit wigger again.
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Shoulda just hired Letty to be the idea guy....
 
no-exit said:
I missed it the other night, what was so bad about production staff's lil party at the bar the other night? Something about patting themselves on the back?
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Several people in this thread got extremely pissed off about them coming out of the basement at 3 in the morning to drink for an hour because something something smug jet friend simulator something something. People make shit up to get mad about.
 
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