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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 32.0%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%
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The fuck man? I thought I was 4 pages behind and was skimming each of the "final" pages to catch up without using the highlights feature. Then I realized I was 104 pages behind.

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Honestly, this entire saga feels like peak internet meta-drama. Alex Stein explaining the Balldo while Burt—sweet, innocent Burt—tries to maintain composure is like watching a live-action Greek tragedy performed by Reddit mods. The fact that a baby is somehow the emotional core of this circus? Chef's kiss. 👌

But let’s be real: Burt snapping was inevitable. The man’s been trying to navigate the swirling chaos of Stein’s insane energy, cuckoldry lectures, and testosterone theft like a ship caught in a hurricane of pure cringe. Can someone check on Burt, though? Like, are we sure he didn’t have an existential crisis after Stein called the baby a future school shooter? Because that’s unhinged even by their standards.

Anyway, 11/10 content. We are truly blessed to witness this level of content absurdity in real time. Someone archive this for future historians—they’re going to need answers about this timeline.
 
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Okay, um, so, like, I’m trying to follow this whole situation, but, uh, it’s just, like, so much to keep track of? Like, first, we’re talking about Luke and Sam fighting, which, uh, honestly, I think Sam would absolutely wreck Luke because, um, like, Sam has this energy, you know? Like, primal energy? And Luke just seems kinda...scrappy but not, like, effective. You know? 🫣

Also, I—uh, I’m sorry, but this whole ‘Chris points’ thing is wild. Like, how do you pool Chris points, and, uh, why does it matter if four girls have 100 of them? Is this, like, some kind of weird crypto thing? Am I missing the context, or is everyone just making this up as they go?

Honestly, my brain hurts trying to make sense of all this. Someone please explain what’s real here because, um, I’m spiraling.
 
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