🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[EenGevolg]

Speaking of LA, Burt is there filming some stuff.

It's still JIG Reel Studios, so presumably the same setup as the last time he did these (vid related).

https://jigreelstudios.com/

He's also @'d Relentless Filmworks a few days ago, also a demo reel company. https://www.relentlessfilmworks.com/
Considering the previous scenes were 2 minutes, he's probably getting the normal packs, not the shorter highlight ones.

"Fuck you Unibrow, now I'm not getting as much money anymore!" says Burt (paraphrased) as he throws a minimum of $2-2.5k (four RF scenes, one Jig scene posted (so far)) on crappy demo reels. It's his money to spend, and it's always more funny content, but still an odd choice after all the talk about how Jet's fucked over his money-making scheme. Didn't he also have a stream donation goal for going to Vegas? Has he mentioned he was gonna do more of these? I feel like if his donation goals included more of those serial rapist scene, he'd probably get more donations than with just the Vegas thing.

 

[Mr Sister]

I said I wouldn't live comment the season 2 episodes, but I am making a post midway though episode 9 now. Overall it is a very good edit and I would almost recommend it to friends, however it must come with a disclaimer that it is a very slow burn. The first episodes introductions are way too long and boring, and the first episode is obviously the most important to hook people.
I fucking hate dumbgay, I can't believe this thread loves him. You guys say he is an S tier freeloader and the edits make that clear, but at least midway episode 9 I hate him as much as ever. At least the edit removed the awful ha-HAAAAAAAAAA laugh, but the only thing he has added so far is Tai pointing out that he keeps saying "I'm black, this is how black people do it" but he acts the least black of any black person Tai has met. Trish and Abbi have looked way better from the edits, those 2 completely got Jimmy out. Dumbgay just yaps and yaps and yaps, it was the worst experience ever trying to watch live. He is not funny.

But the real reason I made this post was when Tai rang the bell on Ben, and Ben said that any beefs against production is boxing.... How did no one try to box jet after that it would have been so funny
Edit: finishing the episode... aww man... Jimmy was emasculated. Trying to fight dirty and still completely failed. It really is funny how clearly Sam saw it all coming, telling TJ to just block and let him tire out. A nice little lesson about how Jimmy fucks dogs (edit 2: e10 59:07-59:55 is golden. I know the modus operandi is fuck Jet's bits, but shoving a rolex into TJs face particularly after his interview about being a mother made me laugh a whole lot.)

 

[Marche]

Comments from another post lol:

Hana is Scam Peppers long time ex and has no ass at all
Seems she wants to link up

The Ip2/Fishtank spheres simply cannot stop overlapping

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Hana is Scam Peppers long time ex and has no ass at all
Seems she wants to link up

The Ip2/Fishtank spheres simply cannot stop overlapping
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Let's hope Burt meets up with JJ to finish what Andy Dick started.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

I fucking hate dumbgay, I can't believe this thread loves him. You guys say he is an S tier freeloader, and the edits make that clear, but at least midway episode 9 I hate him as much as ever. At least the edit removed the awful ha-HAAAAAAAAAA laugh, but the only thing he has added so far is Tai pointing out that he keeps saying "I'm black, this is how black people do it" but he acts the least black of any black person Tai has met.

Dumbgay is revered amongst those who watched S2 live because he single handedly carried the dead air slog which was the end of S2. His arguing with the TTS was often the most interesting thing happening while the contestants moped around and acted like furniture.

He also served important roles in relation to the fish - being an antagonist of Trish (who up until he arrived was essentially just coasting with no real pressure) and an ally of Tay (who was being dogpiled and probably would have been more likely to crumble without him).

You would never want to bring him back because his shtick is essentially played out, but he was a critical part of the season and that's never really going to fully come across in the edit.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Binx experienced cultural enrichment in Rotterdam.
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She had her hat and glasses stolen by the same youths after this.

Niggers.....
Burts alright, hes funny.

 

[Mr Sister]

Dumbgay is revered amongst those who watched S2 live because he single handedly carried the dead air slog which was the end of S2. His arguing with the TTS was often the most interesting thing happening while the contestants moped around and acted like furniture.

He also served important roles in relation to the fish - being an antagonist of Trish (who up until he arrived was essentially just coasting with no real pressure) and an ally of Tay (who was being dogpiled and probably would have been more likely to crumble without him).

You would never want to bring him back because his shtick is essentially played out, but he was a critical part of the season and that's never really going to fully come across in the edit.

I did watch live. Those narrative points you mention are valid, however the utter drain he was on the viewing experience was miserable in my opinion. Sure he argued with TTS, that was part of what I hated. Yap yap yap with the most retarded fagspeak constantly, it made it so annoying to even watch. Worse than Fatty in my opinion. caa-CAAAAWWWWW

 

[Blackstar]

You would never want to bring him back because his shtick is essentially played out, but he was a critical part of the season and that's never really going to fully come across in the edit.

This is what happened on Bloodgames. He returned but barely did anything and was just high on weed. Likewise he mellowed out hard at the end of his time on Season 2 when he got it.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i hate black people so much its unreal.
and the people celebrating a woman being assaulted by them are gross.
the xitter replies are full of them.

like this?

 

[Mr Sister]

This is what happened on Bloodgames. He returned but barely did anything and was just high on weed. Likewise he mellowed out hard at the end of his time on Season 2 when he got it.

I do remember being so thankful that he got his weed and shut the fuck up in his cage at the end, that was funny hahaha

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

I did watch live. Those narrative points you mention are valid, however the utter drain he was on the viewing experience was miserable in my opinion. Sure he argued with TTS, that was part of what I hated. Yap yap yap with the most retarded fagspeak constantly, it made it so annoying to even watch. Worse than Fatty in my opinion. caa-CAAAAWWWWW

He definitely was grating at times, but I would compare him to someone like Jimmy (rather than Fatty) where often he would monopolize the energy and conversation in a room, but once he was gone it was complete dead air and you end up missing him.

Fatty on the other hand was repulsive to all the senses (not just hearing) and him being gone was a relief. Dead air is always preferable to looking at or listening to Fatty (god forbid he's doing his Gilbert Gottfried impersonation)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Binx experienced cultural enrichment in Rotterdam.
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She had her hat and glasses stolen by the same youths after this.

He looked like one of those lil tree monkeys in India that steals your items and scurries up a tree and you have to bribe with a banana or fruit to get it back.
Really amazing how people are still looking for the missing link when its so prevalent in Europe.

 

[Mr Sister]

He definitely was grating at times, but I would compare him to someone like Jimmy (rather than Fatty) where often he would monopolize the energy and conversation in a room, but once he was gone it was complete dead air and you end up missing him.

Fatty on the other hand was repulsive to all the senses (not just hearing) and him being gone was a relief. Dead air is always preferable to looking at or listening to Fatty (god forbid he's doing his Gilbert Gottfried impersonation)

Fatty at least still has the cringe aspect to me. The vegas roadtrip was bad, but I do remember laughing in cringe at the "beg for money on the street" challenge and fatty going up and doing that god-awful impression to people even more broke than him and asking for money. As long as he isn't singing "Simple Man" I am okay with fatty

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Is it just me or is jon turning into jet?

Introducing the new producer of American Dude Lodge season 2: Jon Neptune!

Spoiler: Spoiler

Tis but a jest. We all know there won’t be another ADL.

 

[Rolex]

Binx was actually pretty close to getting fully enriched. They were egging her into mouthing off one more time. Carry real weapons (knife AND a G43x or equivalent if you don't want to print) and don't engage with groups of "youths".

Also I don't know about anyone else, but IP2 people are so fucking boring to me, even when they're arguing or causing a scene. I get that you're supposed to hate-watch, but they aren't even interesting enough to do that. That's my biggest issue with Letty joining up with them.

Anyway, back on topic: I'm curious to see what season 4 is going to look like. I get that they're going back to basics and putting extra emphasis on the contestants themselves, but it's going to have to be extremely fun in order to stand out from the other seasons.
Any ideas on what the "stripe of a different hue/vertical type-thing that ties the package together/ribbon/bow on a present" twist will be?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Comments from another post lol:
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I can't stand these reddit fucks that call Burt wholesome. I'm more convinced they think being wholesome is just acting like a simpleton. He's fucking vile. The more he reveals about himself the more I'm surprised people still act like he's a human.

 

[rdctd]

I can't stand these reddit fucks that call Burt wholesome. I'm more convinced they think being wholesome is just acting like a simpleton. He's fucking vile. The more he reveals about himself the more I'm surprised people still act like he's a human.

bro, 99% of humans don't act human anymore.

Simping for that fucking degenerate nigger should be a threadban tbh. He is a niggerfaggot deviant AT BEST, and a pedophile at worst.

oh and some of you are absolutely irredeemable faggots and should purchase ropes.

 

[skrod]

Binx was actually pretty close to getting fully enriched. They were egging her into mouthing off one more time. Carry real weapons (knife AND a G43x or equivalent if you don't want to print) and don't engage with groups of "youths".

Also I don't know about anyone else, but IP2 people are so fucking boring to me, even when they're arguing or causing a scene. I get that you're supposed to hate-watch, but they aren't even interesting enough to do that. That's my biggest issue with Letty joining up with them.

Anyway, back on topic: I'm curious to see what season 4 is going to look like. I get that they're going back to basics and putting extra emphasis on the contestants themselves, but it's going to have to be extremely fun in order to stand out from the other seasons.
Any ideas on what the "stripe of a different hue/vertical type-thing that ties the package together/ribbon/bow on a present" twist will be?

Stripe and Ribbon are two different payment processors. Maybe leaving stripe for ribbon? Though I'm not sure why that should mean anything to the fans.

 

[Rolex]

Stripe and Ribbon are two different payment processors. Maybe leaving stripe for ribbon? Though I'm not sure why that should mean anything to the fans.

I had thought about that but was having trouble connecting it to a twist for the viewers. But you're right, I don't see how they could have meant anything else. Maybe some kind of way for viewers to add money prizes via custom competitions or something. Ribbon must be offering some additional functionality that will be added in week 2.

 

[jallsballs]

I can't stand these reddit fucks that call Burt wholesome. I'm more convinced they think being wholesome is just acting like a simpleton. He's fucking vile. The more he reveals about himself the more I'm surprised people still act like he's a human.

Burt posts a lot with them on reddit so they suck up to him.