🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

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  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

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  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

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bookers said:
someone on the ftl thread uploaded it
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Summary of her 60 min stream. In line with her FishTank tenure, it wasn't very interesting. 80% of it is just people thirsting and asking if Jet fucked her and if her hymen is in tact.

Notes:
  • Opens up eating food (subpar table manners), all alone with "no groypers or wiggers to be found"
    • Is eating the same restaurant as last night (in NYC with unlimited options, fellow basement dweller)
  • Feels bad about rubbing Aryeh's back, did not intend to steal Ben's bit (unclear if bad delivery or whoosh)
  • Did not cry in the bathroom after Ben yelled at her.
  • Apologized to Angie for dox, claims she forgot she lived in Florida.
    • Her defense is she's retarded (checks out).
  • Tattoo is fake, won't scrub off fully. Came from Jerry's cosplay.
  • Regrets missing the Hassle.
  • Going to spend the 8k on hamsters and create a hamster fishtank.
    • Jokingly says the winning hamster will get to live.
  • Going back home tomorrow (so roadtrip was just to NYC)
  • Ricky joins. She mogs Ricky saying she did a lot of walking.
    • Bring up prom bit again—Ricky and Letty going w/Ellie as a polycule.
  • Ellie hates NYC
  • Ricky and Ellie are going to stream games together.
    • Ricky offered to set up every fish with a streaming setup.
    • Ricky leaves.
  • Still waiting on getting paid.
  • Sad it ended, enjoyed the bunker.
  • Wants to be "the next bossman jack and gamble her life away on osrs"
    • References Terry Davis
  • She felt she nerfed herself because she was playing it super safe.
  • Thinks the buyback is a joke (another L for Daniel)
    • Thinks anyone who wants back on will be let back on (doubt)
    • Is going to deposit her 8k and not spend it (asian)
  • Gets recognized by the manager of the restaurant.
  • She is "safe from the wiggers" they are all gone (so just Ellie and Direnc in NYC now)
  • Has been lurking /ftl/ and pissing Direnc off by being a shut-in
  • Says "God is real, Christ is LORD."
  • She has enough credits to graduate high school first semester, but will stay the full year (wtf? she's gunna be 19 when she graduates)
 
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bookers said:
burt is streaming with rachel lol
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Cole was just streaming. Playing music and complaining. Need help archiving this as PreserveTube is down for me.
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Bass Vendor said:
Cole was just streaming. Playing music and complaining. Need help archiving this as PreserveTube is down for me.
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Video removed. He played some music, said he would be releasing an album. Said he wanted to do a stream with two Asian bitches and some old black guy he knew in a hot tub together (Coletank???). Most of the stream felt like he was playing up his personality, constantly saying he was being avant-garde and, “I’m gay give me money.” Would sometimes reference the chat and “make fun” of them for asking questions. Beat the shit of some drums, and referenced the Heil Nina song by saying “all this money and fame and I don’t get to have a girlfriend.” Very meta and fourth wall breaking type shit. Hard to tell what he said was real and what was for the lulz.

Honestly was a pretty funny and chill stream. Hope an archive pops up soon.
 
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Bass Vendor said:
Cole was just streaming. Playing music and complaining. Need help archiving this as PreserveTube is down for me.
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>Jon had a spinoff
>Greg has a spinoff
>Jimmy announcing a spinoff
>Cole considering a spinoff

The former Fish won't admit this but they're obviously losing faith in the wiggers' ability to keep the show going and maintain this community.

Competition in the economy of attention might be the thing that finally lights a fire under Jet's ass... or he'll continue phoning it in and the audience will split up into silos and disappear.
 
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Fivehead said:
>Jon had a spinoff
>Greg has a spinoff
>Jimmy announcing a spinoff
>Cole considering a spinoff

The former Fish won't admit this but they're obviously losing faith in the wiggers' ability to keep the show going and maintain this community.

Competition in the economy of attention might be the thing that finally lights a fire under Jet's ass... or he'll continue phoning it in and the audience will split up into silos and disappear.
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Bitchtank is technically Lettys spinoff
 
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I've been trying to think what were the points at which each season goes wrong.

Season 1 - ??? (there may of not really been anything wrong with S1)

Season 2 - Mishandling Jimmy and Cole and losing two audience favorites early. Not organizing final 2-3 weeks properly leading to lots of dead air. Creating dark vibe in the show.

Season 3 - Screwing up Famous House part 2 with Brandon and then kicking out the cast. Not preparing for the mysterious reason they had to leave the house which lead to the RV Saga.

Season 4 - Not preparing the houses and not getting their legal side of things in order and winging the season to see how far they could get before getting shut down.
 
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R9K Insurgent said:
So am I retarded here or what? The music videos that have dropped don't seem to be Coleish and this guy streaming is all covered up, when Cole never did (only wore shades) and this guy doesn't really sound or speak like Cole to me
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It's weird because it does sometimes sound like him but the rest of the time it doesnt. I also don't remember Cole talking like that much of a Zoomer. The music sounds more like him at least, and some of the photos he used are new. Maybe he's just covering up for the inevitable crash out where he deletes everything and doesnt want it blowing back on him IRL.
foam rolla said:
Season 3 - Screwing up Famous House part 2 with Brandon and then kicking out the cast. Not preparing for the mysterious reason they had to leave the house which lead to the RV Saga.
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The Brandon situation was handled really poorly but there was no mystery reason for the RV saga. They were on the verge of getting charged for Disorderly because of the influx of calls. There wasn't any possible way to prepare for that.
 
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Jobama said:
Cole wiped and then deleted his channel.
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Gotta clear this up. Cole’s channel was not banned. He deleted it! We want him back!
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They're all locally archived here
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Halloween23 said:
Cole just dropped some absolute fire
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KingFrampt said:


Few new Cole tracks
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Posting the rest of it here.
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Bedroom Prison Blues​

I hear the cars a-comin'
They're rollin' round the bend
And I think I ain't been outside
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck in my open prison
And time keeps draggin' on
But those cars keep on drivin'
On to their parties and homes

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't...
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Bass Vendor said:
Cole was just streaming. Playing music and complaining. Need help archiving this as PreserveTube is down for me.
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