💼 Careercow Scott "DoubleSwee" Martin - Oppa SpongeBob Style, World's Worst Cook, Autist

[The Grimace]

[*spongebob noises*]

 

[Clown Doll]

Don't we have a rule against cows under 18. This guy is clearly 12

I don't think there's exactly any hard rules against this, but imo children acting childish doesn't make them lolcows. How old is this guy exactly?

 

[Super Collie]

I don't think there's exactly any hard rules against this, but imo children acting childish doesn't make them lolcows. How old is this guy exactly?

From what I can collect, he's in the ball park of 17. Old enough to drive, but still in high school. He's a kid in his legacy content, but is still making videos and chimping out today.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

From what I can collect, he's in the ball park of 17. Old enough to drive, but still in high school. He's a kid in his legacy content, but is still making videos and chimping out today.

Eh, close enough.

But I'm pretty sure you're supposed to stop watching SpongeBob well before 17.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

I meant when he made fun of Steven Hawking

Not him himself

Why would he do that

 

[seagull]

If his first day of high school was in August 2015, that would suggest he's several years younger than 17.

 

[BreadGod]

That is not how you cook a hamburger. He doesn't even bother to wash his hands after touching raw meat, which means those meat germs ended up getting on the vegetables. I don't think he would last long in an actual fast food restaurant.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Two seconds into first video:

*scwinches face*

"Oh dear this is going to be """good""" isn't it?"

 

[Long Sun]

I think he is a bit young to be a Cow.
but he is still making crazy video for Youtube
Note he say this has never been attempted

his instragram is @scottmartin1999 so I guess he is 16 turn 17 this year
https://www.instagram.com/scottmartin1999/
He also appearntly like to trap shoot because of which mommy and Daddy brought him is very own shotgun....

 

[BreadGod]

Note he say this has never been attempted

Given how he thinks something like that had never been attempted, he must be incredibly sheltered.

Just like most other lolcows.

 

[Super Collie]

If his first day of high school was in August 2015, that would suggest he's several years younger than 17.

I believe the content on the Underground Swee channel has been re-uploaded at some point, as there's discussion both on the page and on some of the videos that things like "the iPad video" were missing and whatnot, so chances are the "first day of high school" video didn't take place around the time it was uploaded. That's my best guess.

As @Long Sun mentioned, he has "1999" in his Instagram handle which would put him at age 16 or 17 if that's his birth year.

 

[Handsome Pete]

There's also this thing, which is probably DoubleSwee's magnum opus:

Video evidence of AssBurgers.

 

[joy]

This is near-ICP level.

 

[KFC]

Fat autistic McJuggerNuggets.​

 

[Long Sun]

Spoiler: Artustic and Guns

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: Artustic and Guns

...Who would let this nutbar anywhere near live firearms..

 

[Super Collie]

...Who would let this nutbar anywhere near live firearms..

The USA.

 

[exball]

Doubleswee is literally my hero.

 

[ActualKiwi]

The USA.

Goddammit America...why do you keep doing this.

 

[Donbasstard]

So will he be a Dylan or Eric? My money is on a Dylan. Doesn't seem to have the capacity to have the manipulation skills of an Eric. DoubleSwee is just as, if not stupider than VoDKa to choose to go by.

Video making, affinity for shit music, lack of parental control, access to guns, all this kid needs is a COD modder to make him his sub and he'll start breaking into vans, making bombs, and shooting his classmates.