Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Chris Chad]

You're supposed to brush your tongue along with your teeth too, June. It will get that white filmy stuff off of it and also make your breath smell better you hag. Imagine being in your 30s and not knowing basic hygiene.

 

[NynchLiggers]

What will happen to WigOnHead when the breadtube shekels die on?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

You're supposed to brush your tongue along with your teeth too, June. It will get that white filmy stuff off of it and also make your breath smell better you hag. Imagine being in your 30s and not knowing basic hygiene.

Most people don't scrape their tongues, I'm literally the only person I know who's ever scraped their tongue and even then it's just something I figured out on my own, nobody told me about it. Thanks for the reminder though.

 

[birdman]

Yes June, everyone already knows that you got catfished by pictures of a euro homosexual.

 

[geewizz]

Huh. She has a messy room but a nice ass and smooth pussy 10/10.
Only jelly bitches with car crash pussies will say I'm simp posting.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

The full leak. I've added some qualified personal commentary. This is my review of a photography set.

NO EGGS
EMPTY CARTON
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EGGS
TAINTED GOODS

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

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IRL ahegao will never stop being horrible.

 

[NimertiS]

Female catty hog here, and I find Shoe’s nudes meh. She’s not ugly or old like fellow posters said, and 6/10 it’s rather harsh. She’s prettier than Anisa and other lolcows.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

What will happen to WigOnHead when the breadtube shekels die on?

A really crappy amateur anal porn career. She burns every bridge she crosses so there won't be anywhere else to go.

 

[TheMadAutist]

A really crappy amateur anal porn career. She burns every bridge she crosses so there won't be anywhere else to go.

Naw, some Kiwi Farmer will put a leash on her.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Female catty hog here, and I find Shoe’s nudes meh. She’s not ugly or old like fellow posters said, and 6/10 it’s rather harsh. She’s prettier than Anisa and other lolcows.

I went to compare June's and Anisa's implants after seeing this shit and honestly, at least June's don't look so out of place on her torso or like the blood vessels are being choked trying to reach around the goddamn implants. Her nudes are pretty damn terrible though.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Naw, some Kiwi Farmer will put a leash on her.

Scoring an unstable at best 5/10 is better than nothing I suppose. More power to whoever wants to clean up after her every day.

 

[TheMadAutist]

Scoring an unstable at best 5/10 is better than nothing I suppose. More power to whoever wants to clean up after her every day.

Just hose her down once a day and keep her nuggies bowl full and she will be happy.

 

[Obamarama]

solid 3

 

[Null]

not anymore you aren't lmfao

I realized on stream the most likely source of the nude leaks is this guy who catfished her.

For those uninitiated:

1. Shoe met a guy named The Kingfisher on a Nazbol Discord. She included a quote like "every man a king" in her bio, which is a literary reference to the author Huey Long who also wrote The Kingfish.

2. When it was found out that he had 2 followers, one of which was June, and the only @ to him was from June's account, he went unprotected and started interacting with people. His views are an unusual tiptoe of "traditional family values" and "heck yeah smash the fash troon lives matter".


3. Vaush briefly unfolllowed her as a result of outrage on breadtube social media.

4. People discovered his avatar is color shifted public photos from a gay swiss man. This is not the catfish, this is the source of the catfish's bait pictures.


5. She went hard backpedaling and The Kingfisher is now gone from Twitter.


6. Update: The next day, the Mr. Swiss has posted screencaps of this thread confirming that he had no idea any of this was going on.

Someone apparently told gay Swiss guy (who is fucking hot as shit, for the record) about this thread and he posted on his Instagram story. He called out @Freya and @Sheryl Nome

 

[TheBeanz]

Nude drop's alright (apart from the ahegao shit), I'd smash

Hacked or leaked I imagine she'd still have the images saved on her phone or within snapchat. I've known girls before who have entire folders of nude selfies just because they're too lazy to take one in the moment and to stroke their own ego.

Moral of the story: Delete your nudes

 

[Product Placement]

Nude drop's alright (apart from the ahegao shit), I'd smash

Hacked or leaked I imagine she'd still have the images saved on her phone or within snapchat. I've known girls before who have entire folders of nude selfies just because they're too lazy to take one in the moment and to stoke their own ego.

Moral of the story: Delete your nudes

or don't take nudes in the first place

 

[Wraith]

Maybe she can have a bolt-on boyfriend like she has bolt-on boobs and morals. Maybe that'll help.

 

[TheMadAutist]

I realized on stream the most likely source of the nude leaks is this guy who catfished her.

I called it!

 

[Watcher]

or don't take nudes in the first place

If I ever have a daughter I'm going to tell her
"Never take nude photographs of yourself, no guy is worth sending them to. They will stay on the internet forever and will haunt you for the rest of your life."