🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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Let me guess, he tried flirting with a early 20s GameStop employee and she was creeped out by a 40 year old fent addict rambling about Switch jRpgs
More than likely. He made some comment about how when he used to work at GameStop they couldn't hire any younger females to work because there would always be creeps lining up to go inside...and then the camera pans around to show the Fent Brothers, Rob and Ty. Hah!
 
At around 29 minutes, Rob laments how he can barely get out of bed in the morning and how he is such a survivor.
Yeah Rob. Life isn't very fun when you push away all the people who would have helped and supported you. You thought it was an awesome, cool idea to crash out on all your friends. Now you're all alone. Funny how it works out that way.

This whole time people have been giving him advice on what he needs to do to get out of this rut, but he still isn't listening to any of it. He refuses to get off the internet. He just wants to get jerked off by a gaggle of virgin retards who think video game opinions are a personality.
Where was this energy when he was putting up curtains in his room to move in herpes girl? Did he just forget that he’s acted like a total nigger for the entirety of the year, and we are suppose to feel sorry for him because he can’t get any rebound sex? Random YouTube commenters have shown more grief for his mom than he has. The only reason he feels so sad is because is brain chemistry has been destroyed by fent.
 
The only reason he feels so sad is because is brain chemistry has been destroyed by fent.
Its impossible to know how much of Rob behavior is caused by literal fent induced brain damage. Hard drugs can ruin your brain forever. This is why junkies are usually beyond help. They are incapable of making logical, responsible decisions.

I doubt that Rob is even employable at this point. I would not be surprised if we get a homeless arc down the road. That is where people like him end up all the time.
 
I doubt that Rob is even employable at this point. I would not be surprised if we get a homeless arc down the road. That is where people like him end up all the time.
Did he also lose his most recent job at the ConAgra Foods canning plant? That's where he claimed to be working for the time being. Although, given his erratic schedule, I highly doubt he's still there. I could be wrong.
 
Did he also lose his most recent job at the ConAgra Foods canning plant? That's where he claimed to be working for the time being. Although, given his erratic schedule, I highly doubt he's still there. I could be wrong.
I could have sworn he was trying to teach his audience how to interview with jobs, and got a job as a “security team” supervisor at the mall a few months back
 
I could have sworn he was trying to teach his audience how to interview with jobs, and got a job as a “security team” supervisor at the mall a few months back
Who the fuck knows what his current employment state is, this motherfucker says he has this job at one point, then he's jobless, then he's got another job lined up, then he's got another job, etc. Funny how he bitched about Anni not being able to hold down a job but I don't think he's really good at doing so either
 
Why wouldnt a Gen Z girl want to hook up with a anorexic Fent fiend. Women have too high standards wanting a guy they're own age with a not receeded hairline and skin that hasnt ever been moisturized in 38 years. Rob Lowe is a Playboy Service maintence technician he builds robots bitches.
 
how many groupies they slept with
Bullshit, you pick up metalhead chicks by discussing with them how many groupies the lead singer pumped and dumped. Trust me bro, it works every time.
Women have too high standards wanting a guy they're own age with a not receeded hairline and skin that hasnt ever been moisturized in 38 years.
It's more than this guy does nothing but play vidya and shoot fent. What would you even do together with him, shoot fent and play Mega Man?

Also what a waste, he seemed cool to me one time. Seems like many antediluvian youtubers end like this. Armake21 drank himself to death.
 
What self respecting female wouldn't wanna be with Silent Rob, bitch ass nigga? He's got that fent addiction, he plays Mega Manz, sets old ladies on fire, has a steady fast food diet and never cooks, a complete womanizer, scams fans outta money, mocks disabled children, etc.

To quote Rob's old Brony video from back in the day:

"Why ain't the pussy all over me? It should be fucking magnetized to me, you know?"
 
I also heard him (around 20 minutes into the last stream) making another comment about people reuploading his content. Some dingleberry butt buddy of his started name dropping the reupload channels and all Rob had to say was, "Are they being nice about it? Okay." What the fuck does "being nice about it" have to do with anything, really? That doesn't make any sense to me.
 
I also heard him (around 20 minutes into the last stream) making another comment about people reuploading his content. Some dingleberry butt buddy of his started name dropping the reupload channels and all Rob had to say was, "Are they being nice about it? Okay." What the fuck does "being nice about it" have to do with anything, really? That doesn't make any sense to me.
Don't you know, no one can reupload Rob's content unless they suck his dick first? Unless they're making money off his old videos, who cares? Who cares if reuploaders are "being nice about it"? They're simply preserving content because believe it or not some people enjoy going back to those old videos because the guy made half watchable content at one point. Dude deleted his channel, those videos basically belong to the internet now. He isn't reuploading them himself so it should be free game. He can strike down as many channels as he'd like but as long those videos exist they'll be reuploaded in some form.
 
Rob's lucky he's some unknown D list internet fag, if he was well known at all I could see him having tons of detractor channels like DSP and Wings do.
Oh, for sure. I used to have some measure of nostalgia for his older videos because it did remind me somewhat of OG youtube, but that was before everyone came to the revelation that he's a pathologically lying burnout junkie.

And yet, he still has these little parasocial dweebs following him around. Haha, around 46 minutes into the last stream some guy was like, "Sorry Rob, I'm stuck at work right now. I'll try to get out soon, buddy." Imagine being that fucking invested in this loser that you try to rush out of work just to watch his shitty nothing streams consisting of 30-some year old RPG gameplay.
 
And yet, he still has these little parasocial dweebs following him around. Haha, around 46 minutes into the last stream some guy was like, "Sorry Rob, I'm stuck at work right now. I'll try to get out soon, buddy." Imagine being that fucking invested in this loser that you try to rush out of work just to watch his shitty nothing streams consisting of 30-some year old RPG gameplay.
To them, Rob is this "famous" entertainment figure. He is someone they've watched for a decade plus and now they finally have their chance to get close to him. They're too autistic realize what kind of situation this is and what kind of person Rob is. They don't have the maturity or social awareness to read the room and see that this is a shitshow and that Rob should not be on the internet. They are oblivious retards. These are real, hardcore losers.
 
To them, Rob is this "famous" entertainment figure. He is someone they've watched for a decade plus and now they finally have their chance to get close to him. They're too autistic realize what kind of situation this is and what kind of person Rob is. They don't have the maturity or social awareness to read the room and see that this is a shitshow and that Rob should not be on the internet. They are oblivious retards. These are real, hardcore losers.
That Joe Savage dude probably dropped quite a pretty penny to be able to take him to a fucking amusement park. Imagine being that down bad for a fent junkie from Bumfuck, Ohio that you spend tons of money just to hang out with him for a day. These people have no real friends so they'll gravitate towards Rob and throw him money because the niche internet "celebrity" interacted with them a few times and they're that shallow and pathetic so they orbit him.

Can't criticize anything the almighty Rob will do because he'll turn around and be like "I don't care how long you've been a fan, I don't care how much money you've given me over the years, you're worthless trash to me". These people have to have some kind of abuse kink. When Joe Savage gets dumped by his boyfriend one day he'll act all surprised "Wait, Rob isn't that great of a guy? who would've seen that coming"? Room temperature IQ
 
Can't criticize anything the almighty Rob will do because he'll turn around and be like "I don't care how long you've been a fan, I don't care how much money you've given me over the years, you're worthless trash to me". These people have to have some kind of abuse kink. When Joe Savage gets dumped by his boyfriend one day he'll act all surprised "Wait, Rob isn't that great of a guy? who would've seen that coming"? Room temperature IQ
If Rob's little cult members stick around long enough for him to form a new community, they will quickly learn something about him. Every so often he gets the itch for some drama. He will find a bone to pick with someone in his community and vote them off the island. Then everyone will need to unite against that person and celebrate their glorious leader, while praying they aren't next. That is the way he runs shit. That's the way he runs his life. Rob's life story and internet history is just a chronicle of endless drama. People who have a thirst for drama will always coincidentally find it everywhere. Drama just finds them. That's Rob's whole narrative.
 
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