Simon Dorante-Day - Lolcow prince, future king of England, delusional elderly man, the Australian Meghan.

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Simon Dorante-Day, 55 years old, is an australian, born in England, who has gone to court to try and force Charles Windsor and Camilla, Duke and Duchess of Cornwall to take a DNA test.

Simon, born on April 5, 1966, in Gosport, Portsmouth, in the UK, believes he is their first love child and has been trying to prove it since decades.

So far, he continues to be ignored by the royal family despite his 3 previous legal attempts.
He has claimed Lady Diana knew about his birth, was planning to reveal it all and got killed for it.

He goes with the title "prince" on his facebook, because why not? :

Simon has 9 children with his wife is indigenous australian. He wrote a letter to Harry regarding their similar taste in "exotic" women (no answer for now).
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Both Charles and Camilla have blue eyes, Simon's eyes are brown but it doesn't matter. He claimed his eyes "have been tampered" (?) to hide his true lineage.

Younger picture of him, only a passing resemblance with Camilla :
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Simon thinks this is undeniable proof, his soon Liam (left) is related to Elizabeth II :
(I don't see any resemblance besides both are black and white pictures)
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Facts:
At the age of eight months, he was adopted by a local couple named Karen and David Day. His adoptive grandparents, Winifred and Ernest Bowlden, had both worked for the Queen and Prince Philip in one of their royal households.

Dorante-Day’s grandmother told him many times that he was Camilla and Charles’ child. “She didn’t just hint at it, she told me outright,” he said. (Grandma must have wanted to embellish the story and now Simon thinks he is first in line of succession to the British throne. Well done granny)

Dorante-Day’s research has shown him that Charles and Camilla first became close in 1965 (when they officially met in 1970, but somewhat possible). He claims months later, in the lead-up to when he was born, Camilla disappeared from Britain’s social scene for at least nine months, while Charles was sent to Australia.

A historian has claimed (source???) the hospital where Dorante-Day was born - as listed on his birth certificate - didn’t deliver a single baby during the decade he was born. It’s further believed that the names the parents listed on his birth certificate were “fictitious”.

Dorante-Day claims Camilla kept him until he was eight months old, using the royals and protection offers to help conceal him. He goes on to allege that when he was getting too old, it was arranged that one of the Queen’s former house staff - Dorante-Day’s adoptive grandmother - would have her daughter adopt him.

Dorante-Day said he has recollections of being taken to houses around Portsmouth as a little boy. There he would spend time with the woman he believes was Camilla, while protection officers and his adoptive parents waited outside.

Simon has also been fired from his previous job (engineering) due to his "royal issues" and alleged threat to his former boss and alleged problems with his former colleagues.

It is sadly common for adopted people to imagine royals when they try to look for their biological parents.
I do not think he is related to Charles and Camilla. However I don't have much sympathy for the royal family and dramas are always entertaining. If he is right though, that would make him first in line in the succession to the British throne (after Elizabeth II and Charles' death, both respectively 95 and 72).

Here is our australian Meghan, his majesty Simon the first, future King of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Queen, Defender of the Faith.
 
Ehhh, kinda delusional wannabe royal black sheep, seems better than what I've seen lately but I dunno if this guy puts out any content and is even worth bothering. Is there visual incoherent ramblings or long blog posts of his delusions and stuff? Otherwise, this is just kind of lukewarm.
 
My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandaddy was (maybe) Genghis Khan, gib me one of his swords or some shit.
 
Null: That's fine by me.

Geralt: His facebook page is very active. And (unless he deletes nasty views) many are supporting him and he seems to get a lot of sympathetic comments.
He said "royal secret agents" changed his eyes colour and has "proof taken to court".
People seems convinced by the pictures.

He has a recent post in every gossip magazine, in several languages :
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There are several videos on Youtube on the topic.
He linked this on Fb:

NerdShamer: Not more than this. I haven't done a lot of digging though.
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Source - Dailymail:
 
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He keeps releasing "proofs" that only are pictures supposed to show "uncanny resemblance" and where I don't see anything particular.

The Crown cast is millions of times more impressive than his old pictures.
Gossip magazines are getting tired. He's having far less attention now.
He sidded with two other weirdos who are saying they're Margaret Grandson and Edward VIII grandson...
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Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...as-love-child-thanks-wishers-Mothers-Day.html

It's too bad he doesn't want to show:
-His birth certificate from UK.
-The name of the historian who said there were something shady about the hospital he was born in.
 
He is apparently blocking anyone who doesn't believe him on Facebook, which explains the 100% supportive comments.
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Source: (comments)

He is getting a lot of press articles again.

He shared other pictures to "prove his claims":
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You can find many twin looking kids in every school, I'm still not convinced by those pictures.
Princess Charlotte (left) and Dorante-Day daughter (right).

Other pictures don't bear much resemblance:
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I just recently discovered this lolcow and went down a rabbit hole. I looked him up here and of course he has a thread.

I went to his public facebook and noticed the comments are heavily monitored and restricted and I saw him mentioning how he recently had to update the trolls section on his website. I got curious and wanted to see what he was talking about.

Simon has a website called simoncharles.online and he has a section on his website called "book of trolls". He regularly updates with the Facebook profile pictures, names, and places of employment of people who disagree with him, insult him, or put laugh reactions on his Facebook posts. He will even post pictures of the person and their minor children that have nothing to do with his drama, with him stating its ok to do so since the person made that picture public on their Facebook. He claims these people are stalking and harassing his family, and will also copy and paste a bunch of Australian law codes to prove how these people are breaking the law. Clearly the man is unbothered.

I was looking through the people he posted on his troll page and it was here that I found this link:

TLDR; basically someone did the research on his actual parentage, posted proof of birth certificate and that his actual birth mother is not a fabrication like he claims and is a real person. His sister from his adoptive family also made a statement saying that his eyes were always brown, he never had a surgery to change his eye color from blue to brown, and that his grandparents never had close ties to the royal family.

His half sister from his birth mother's side also made a statement saying that he originally found them in 2011, then disappeared. Suddenly they see his claiming to be part of the royal family on the news. His half sister has offered him a DNA test to put it all to rest which he declined.

There is also a Facebook group called The Fake Prince from Down Under with more evidence, family photos of his younger years, etc. And timelines of Camila and Charles, that it would be impossible for Simon to be conceived when he claims he was.


I'm sorry I don't have time to archive everything as I didn't have much time to make this post.

Also there is a picture of the birth mother which is posted in both the reddit link and Facebook group:
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I think it would be hilarious if he found this thread and made dedicated posts for each username on his troll page and say how we are breaking the law. He truly is a lolcow prince :story:
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I think it would be hilarious if he found this thread and made dedicated posts for each username on his troll page and say how we are breaking the law
While it would be amusing, I hope it doesn't happen. I think the last thing Null needs right now is another sue-happy cow's attention.
 
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The old man really sounds bitter.
His half sister was kept and him, not.
Oof.

He solely rants on facebook and posts some videos there.
I'm not surprised he doesn't have a youtube channel, since he can't handle criticism/legit questions = trolls.

And he's way too old for TikTok.
He's passing on chances to get viral though.

Some questions:
1/ How does he manage to live? What about the money?
We know he was fired form his previous job, it seems he hasn't got a new one.
It's possible his ridiculous interviews were paid, however if so, I doubt it was more than some few hundred.
He has 9 kids. His wife is the only one working, she surely can't maintain the family.

According to the reddit post, they often asked money to his adoptive parents:
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Itsjustanopinionm8/comments/qn8b6e/the_false_prince_from_down_under

2/Are they about to get evicted?
What is the dispute about? Are they getting sued?
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So far, his behaviour has only succeeded in getting him and his children removed from his adoptive parent's will.

3/ Charles III won't stay in the throne for long, what will he do when William inherit it? He surely won't claim to be "next in line" anymore?
 
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