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Windows10 said:
I just finished reading this all up, but I have one quick thing to say after reading through supplied caps:

Shut the fuck up about Linux(and computers in general). No one cares, you sped. You're a failure who won't be completing their computer science degree, and spergs like you make dealing with intro-level classes painful. You're not a h4xx0r because you can cobble together some shitty app and use Ubuntu.

Hell, people don't need CS degrees, shit's so easy to learn on your own. Nothing you do is cool or special, especially tech work.

Lord almighty these homeschooled snowflakes. . .
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I mentioned this before but I know so many guys like this one. I knew guys like this in high school (and my friends and I made fun of because we were /b/tards). These are the guys who dont realize their place, and think any tech knowledge is STEM knowledge.

Theyre the compsci bros that end up topping out at IT help desk jobs; acting like dicks and lording over people over dumb technical knowledge like "You dont know what IPV6 is? pffffffft! Get a load of this faggot. You need help typing out the recipient of your e-mail, grandma?! Remember, it's not a real mouse, you dont need to be scared!"

Look STEM is a lot more complicated than just knowing how computers work, Skylar. Just because you can navigate technical jargon doesnt mean youre actually smart enough, capable enough, or anything enough to actually be a computer scientist or engineer. I tried and burned out; compsci bros will tell you this is common. STEM people will tell you this is common. It's not fucking easy. I dont even like em, they can be huge dicks, but Ill give em credit, the guys who can do this deserve the accolade.

Pretending you are, thinking you are, does a great disservice to people who ACTUALLY are smart and competent enough. Its like shitty deviantart users who think they're REAL artists. Shit is hard fucking work and you can burn out quickly; anyone can learn it, lots of people can start, and start to do it, but you have to be good at it to actually finish it, carry it through, get it working and get through all the bullshit. Oversights, bugfixing, and editing code is hell.


This is typical "indie game developer" behavior--to think it's real easy because youre using gamemaker or some shit. How's you game coming along Skylar? Youre a compsci bro so you must be good at it right? Got "prior experience in the field"?

Motherfucker got his A+ certificate and thinks it's a real STEM degree.
 
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Windows10 said:
Shut the fuck up about Linux(and computers in general). No one cares, you sped. You're a failure who won't be completing their computer science degree, and spergs like you make dealing with intro-level classes painful.
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Linuxsperging? That sounds quite familiar to our other technologically inclined fundemantalist.
 
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I mentioned this before but I know so many guys like this one. I knew guys like this in high school (and my friends and I made fun of because we were /b/tards). These are the guys who dont realize their place, and think any tech knowledge is STEM knowledge.

Theyre the compsci bros that end up topping out at IT help desk jobs; acting like dicks and lording over people over dumb technical knowledge like "You dont know what IPV6 is? pffffffft! Get a load of this faggot. You need help typing out the recipient of your e-mail, grandma?! Remember, it's not a real mouse, you dont need to be scared!"

Look STEM is a lot more complicated than just knowing how computers work, Skylar. Just because you can navigate technical jargon doesnt mean youre actually smart enough, capable enough, or anything enough to actually be a computer scientist or engineer. I tried and burned out; compsci bros will tell you this is common. STEM people will tell you this is common. It's not fucking easy. I dont even like em, they can be huge dicks, but Ill give em credit, the guys who can do this deserve the accolade.

Pretending you are, thinking you are, does a great disservice to people who ACTUALLY are smart and competent enough. Its like shitty deviantart users who think they're REAL artists. Shit is hard fucking work and you can burn out quickly; anyone can learn it, lots of people can start, and start to do it, but you have to be good at it to actually finish it, carry it through, get it working and get through all the bullshit. Oversights, bugfixing, and editing code is hell.


This is typical "indie game developer" behavior--to think it's real easy because youre using gamemaker or some shit. How's you game coming along Skylar? Youre a compsci bro so you must be good at it right? Got "prior experience in the field"?

Motherfucker got his A+ certificate and thinks it's a real STEM degree.
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I wonder how the company that had him set up the POS system would feel about him if they found out he was threatening on the internet to steal from them and wipe out their business?
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
College photography class. Two assignments involved going into public and taking pictures. Some paranoid daycare people using a public park thought I was a pedophile, and proceeded to shout at me, lock the kids up, and threaten to call the police. I didn't have anywhere to be, so I told them to go ahead. The police rolled up and sided with me. Somehow the daycare people got my dox and gave it to all the parents, who started stalking me online and sending me messages like "ur a fukken pedophele" (not joking about the spelling). So I made a meme picture implying they care more about some kid taking pictures than the daycare being attacked by velociraptors (stupid, I know). That got them even madder, so they doxxed me some more and found out via a news article about National Merit Scholars that I was attending Carroll College. They cried to the college, which bent some rules so they could charge me with a student conduct violation.

tl;dr: I was doing homework and some crazy fat ladies in a park decided to go full SJW.
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You are a pedophile though. There is no "thought you were"

Skylar Ittner said:
People don't need to give consent to be photographed in public, at least in my state. And I didn't have any photos with clear images of the kids. The parent who got really defensive had publicly-visible, high-quality images of her kids on her Facebook page.

Judge for yourself:
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/photo-thing/images.pdf
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/photo-thing/facebook.pdf
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Actually there are privacy laws in place to prevent you from doing so. Then you get into Child protection laws.
 
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CatFace said:
Uh, wait a tick... how did he know the parent had public pics of the kid on Facebook? How would he even know what name to search? Was he stalking that person before or after he creeped at the park?
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The parent (and several others) messaged me (and my family members) so I clicked through to their profile to see who the hell was stalking me.

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Actually there are privacy laws in place to prevent you from doing so. Then you get into Child protection laws.
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Between the officers on scene and the police report I have a copy of, I can tell you there was technically no wrongdoing on my part.
 
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Windows10 said:
Well put. I sure hope he's not using a game engine. If he is, then there is ZERO excuse for producing something so minimal. The engine does most the hard work for him.
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It's open source, written in HTML/JS/CSS3, and packaged as a native cross-platform app with Apache Cordova. I could make it look nicer, but one of my goals is to ensure it runs on low-end hardware with shit battery (I have a $10 TracFone in my device testing bin, it runs TerranQuest flawlessly).
https://source.netsyms.com/TerranQuest
 
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You guys can call my apps shitty all you want, but they're open source, so I don't care what you say unless you're willing to submit a pull request to make them better. https://source.netsyms.com

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Skylar, why did you choose that particular hill of homosexuality to figuratively die on?
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It's a hot button issue that gets a lot of attention from the other side. Honestly, I was expecting to write a stupid essay on tolerance or some shit, not to have the purple-haired administrators go absolutely off the deep end. They tried to tell me (among other things) that the poster saying "I want all gay people to go to heaven" actually meant "I want gay people to die".
 
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